Wen im older im going to marry PRETY slav :3

wen im older im going to marry PRETY slav :3

Excellent thread. Me too, lad.

>pretty
>slav

what?

No you won't. Life is just a long disappointment. I recommend committing suicide.

me too

Ukrainian grills best slav grills

i thought that wen i wanted a mummy and now i hav a 44 yo gf who lets me play with her

this british poster is the saddest person I've ever seen on Sup Forums

It's gonna turn to shit in the end.

Sadder than jorge?

UGUUUUU she is special

I find him funny.He might be my favourite shitposter on Sup Forums

mean
no i have to move to vladivostok next year so ill end it den

wen im in vladivostok i want to find prety slav to mate with :3

patrician taste m8

slavs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

...

>ywn fall asleep in mummy's lap
jdimsa

it won't get hard anyway. if i were you, i'd just stop trying. it's going to get worse.

what wont get hard? my willy?

i already did sex with my mummy and she liked that

i won't even get hard. life is just full of disappointments

die

That's the attitude

>mummy will never let you suck on her tiddies

>mummy will never jerk you off to sleep

i want mummy to tickle my willy and make the happy yogurt come out :3

i wish

Is it russians or crimeans who hate her and why?

hohols

shes traitor

Do some research you're most likely to regret it. If they aren't gross you're dealing with a gold digger/passport hunter.

mummy stayed with crim always shes not traitor

Pegging?

She probably gets sexually harassed at work often.

no play time with mummy
:(

I want to protect mummy! ;_;

It's common knowledge that slav chicks, though they start out as 6/10s in Ukraine, age like milk.

mummy is 36 and very prety

they turn into cheese?!

You will regret it lad mate. You need the patiance of an elephant with all the bureaucratics.

>> pretty ag 36
>> that is an achievement for slavic girls

Ouch

mummy is lovely ok

What is this mummy shit

u dont no mummy?

Extreme autism.

RUMA MUMMO HUORA
RUMA MUMMO HUORA
RUMA MUMMO HUORA
RUMA MUMMO HUORA

Mummy is so sweet

I love mummy

Is "mummy" her actual name/nickname or are these people sadder than Chris Chan?

literally one of the dumbest memes

Oh its the mummy guy again? did you get banned on Sup Forums again?

Based on the rest of the thread I think the latter tbqhwy.

What's wrong with you creeps?

>being a slavshit

shiggy diggy

>>What's wrong with you creeps?
>Sup Forums
where do you think you are?

all of you disgust me

>tfw covering for my annexation fetish