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Racism is the ultimate runtpill

Jenna

>making an early thread just to spite the weebs

sad

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runtism is the ultimate racepill

i identify as transbrit

good goy

*squeals as the runt master tasers me into the mud*

>buying a 45k car on a 30k p/a salary

Ah yes, this man is clearly in control of his finances

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are milton

shaving is the ultimate runtpill

gonna meet a girl tomorrow that i like and who likes me back, probably will fuck, but worried she'll laugh at my average sized dick

is it really gonna be that big a deal?

good tune

how long did it take you to think that one up you fucking imbecile

Runt, but so cute.

oh behave

listening to Billy Joel

Arse is BURNING

danica collins, lads

>shaving is the ultimate runtpill

>le manly beard man

All runts on my farm must abide by the grooming standards
*rips out your 4 chin whiskers*

Just got called a fat nigger

might need to upgrade the runtshed; they're breeding faster than expected

flying over to Iceland in an hour to powerfuck a 5'4 twink

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Had sex with a trap once saturday. I know /brit/ is down with that kind of stuff

are you a fat nigger?

think my dad might suicide

Thinking about acquiring a kot

will be attempting to purchase a new pair of jeans tomorrrow

can't think of anything runtier than having a beard or being unshaven desu. All truly successful men are clean shaven.

He looks capable of surviving car crashes

Definitely do it
I have one

you mean cot?

sex is the ultimate runtpill
monkhood is the only way

fuck my flatmates completely suck i am fucked fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuk fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

> haven't washed pajama shirt in a month
> mfw that bed stank

about as long as you've had that chain

>he doesn't use precision mustache trimmers to sculpt a facial hair masterpiece that makes the ladies' panties drop

>pajama
FOY

t. my flatmate
I only know of one of them so far, a thai girl. Relatively qt, staying with 6 other mystery people though

eating the cheese cobs mummy made me for work tomorrow now
i'll have to buy something

>low rent
>not in the country for most of the time

I see nothing wrong

what's wrong lad

What about Dan Bilzerian? He projects an image of success at all times so I assume he must be

ah yes
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what

my beautiful wife made me a beautiful dinner AGAIN tonight! thank you rem-rin, i love you!

>mfw a runt from Hitchin is near me

pics

Imagine UNIRONICALLY being a wageslave

post pjs

the top 5 billionaires in the world are all clean shaven

Is that common in Australia? Do you never take a shower? Only bathe in Sand like Lizards or something?

he's about 5'5" which should explain why he invented that instagram persona

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unironically a choon

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So I searched "numb on recorder", sort of assuming there was no way that it existed

Turns out I was wrong

Is being clean shaven the best indicator for a runt?

post her willy

Errr lads...

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listening to robbie williams

hi I've made two posts above can you respond to them please as no one has yet
thanks

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not really la i keep myself and bedroom pretty clean but i just like the scent of my own body on my pajamas

igpoo?

surefire runt indicator: looks up to bilzerian

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Shaving cuts around the beard area are runt indicators

>number 7 - beard
>8 - moustache

disproven

don't much like the majority of you. couple of you are gems, though, you know who you are.

shall NOT be clicking on this

good lad

Watchin law and order svu.

mine just don't want to bond together. Im the only one doing an effort to to create some group synergy but this french girl just bring her french friend over and they talk in french all the time and nobody can understand shit. And then theres this spanish guy who barely speaks english and some chinese girl who plays overwatch all day. I guess ill just bond with the chinese girl and play overwatch with her. I really tried I really did

>that photo where his lawyers emailed GQ demanding they apologise because they said he was 5'7 but he is actually 5'9.75

hahahahaha definition of a manlet

>can't think of anything runtier than having a beard or being unshaven desu

Think is a bit gross but also a bit hot desu

What do you smell like

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people cough all the time. just because she had a serious blood clot in her brain and has seizures on camera doesn't make her unhealthy.

no, liking dan bilzerian is though. Runtmasters like Soros and Rothschild are always clean shaven.

Nothing runtier than watching a music video lmao

> bonding with girls

EVERY ONE
CHECK OUT THIS NORMIE


EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS NORMIE

HAHAAHAHAHAH

Post clothing brands for runts

you in uni halls? if you've just moved in then give it a while to turn around

Honestly I just assumed he had a nonexistant chin/jawline or something

White people are basically the runts of the human race.

she's fine

the rumors about her bad health are completely unfounded

runt indicator: only speaks one language

Makes sense to me,i also like my own scent
But I don't fucking wait until my bed smells like a Finnish Sauna

how do you use the PGP key the seller provides on le dark web to send him your encrypted address?

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I...don't know, like me?

I'm not a fat shit either so i don't have fatsmell or anything gross like that

I guess it's kind of like a mild toast smell or something?

Never met an adult who plays the recorder what's up with it being so popular with kids

Speak more languages than I can read/write

Runt-stat me

how to spend less time on here

>Shopping at JD sports.
>Using the drawstring bag for everything.

Hope these people choke on their rockports.

you must be in London

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