>go to the USA for the first time
>Chicago
>try one of their deep dish pizza at this Giordano's place
>spend the rest of my evening shitting an explosive diarrhea in a bathroom stall on the top of the John Hancock's Center while an employee bangs at my door
T-thanks, America.
Was the pizza good at least?
Should have known that you are lactose intolerant before you ate pizza lad, your fault completely
GO 'ZA
Sorry to hear about your time here. I myself am more of a Polish Sausage with Onions and Mustard person.
Can't just eat deep dish 'za without being prepared.
nothing to prepare for, he's probably never had cheese or sauce before and his body just isn't used to it
>tfw you finally understand where the shart memes come from
Been away for a while. What is this new one?
SHART
H
A
R
T
Same shit as "poo in loo" but it's "shart in mart" from pictures of people who shit their pants at Wal Mart.
An old meme rediscovered by newfags
Thanks brahs.
Just got back from Mexico and I was thinking how it could be something related to visiting a foreign country gives your diarrhea.
SHART
I don't think I've ever had a whole kilogram of it in one go. And it was one of those 90% fat cheeses probably.
My body certainly wasn't ready.
The plot thickens!
giordanos is stuffed pizza go to ginos east or lou malnatis or something
>Chicago-style """pizza"""
>tomato sauce and cheese casserole
Dun goofed.
make sure to get italian beef & a proper chicago hot dog too
Dallas just got a Gino's east. Pretty okay pies
>wife’s son and I are driving to milwaukee to take part in the #blm protests
>realize that we'll be passing through flyover capital
>chicago (coincidentally, also my wife’s boyfriend’s hometown)
>time to make the memes come true
>stop at "lou malnati's"
>the server asks what I want
>I tell her (with a big smile)
>' '
>"sir?"
>stupid flyover doesn't even understand
>roll my eyes and tell her that i'd like one 'go 'za
>she still doesn't get it
>i'm at my wits end
>"i would like a deep dish 'pizza' please"
>i make finger quotes when i say "pizza" and wink at her
>she takes my order and walks away, confused
>little lemarcus doodles on a placemat while i try and explain to him why the decline of the west is a good thing
>stupid WIDF flyover brings out our """""food"""""
>it's literally lasagne soup
>no wait, it's a tomato quiche
>actually, no, it's cheese soup in a bread-bowl
>regardless, it's the physical manifestation of flyoverdom, all of its unabashed whiteness and toxic masculinity
>i cut off a sliver and brace myself as i take a bite
>i prepare to vomit
>actually, it tastes decent
>it's really quite good, as a matter of fact
>i'm unironically enjoying chicago-style deep dish pizza
>mfw
Suffice it to say, I abandoned little LeMarcus at an Iowa gas station on my way back to California. What’s more, I’m considering not only firing our bull, but divorcing my wife altogether. I might even shave and quit my job as an indie game developer.
What the fu/ck/ have you done to me, flyovers?
My whole life is a lie.
Dumb cuckposter
>implying Chicago is flyover
>implying people say "'go 'za" outside of Australia and Sup Forums
Isn't it a reddit meme? Before this thread I've only heard it from friends whom I know browse reddit
As a Reddit browser myself, I've never heard it 2bh.
>go to usa
>black people, muslims and spics
Now I understand why Trump is a thing.
'Ey 'ow 'a 'out nuda 'Go 'za
>Go to Argentina
>Nothing but black people and spics