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Dobroė utro!

Dobro jutro!

Kako si?

V redu, uživam se ta september, potem pa faks.

Eto Slovenia u tebea v OP? Butiful

Дa, зaмeчaтeльнaя cтpaнa

Good thread desu

>want to live in a comfy small alpine village
>there are simply no jobs except for being a farmer and sucking tourist dick

How do you deal with those feels, fellow mountain slavs?

Just find work in a city nearby? It's not like masses of people work in their home villages.

On the topic of farming, that's a good lifestyle that goes along with work.

Just make 80% of country mountains

Now that Sup Forums's back, let's get the show - or in this case, the thread - back on the road.

bump

нe дaдим cлaвтpeдaм yмepeть

But you can actually earn quite a lot with farming or tourism.

The hell are white croats?

Croats before they got enriched

youtube.com/watch?v=PTAtfFesFG0

The moment I saw the thumbnail I knew what it was going to be
I hope some Estonian stabs this nigger

Old school slavs associated colors with directions. White is north IIRC.

Not so old. The shortlived Green Ukraine centred around Vladivostok existed less than a hundred years ago. And really, the White and the Black sea are still called that to this day.

Slovenia is the best slavic country

Dubs confirm this

I like the Russian language, but for some reason, this fake movie "Russian" accent in English angers me so much.

Btw, while we are on the subject of English, some horrible Slovak and Czech English:

Slovak: youtube.com/watch?v=QOTwVdfwDWw

Czech: youtube.com/watch?v=8Xm0zLDyoVQ

(to be fair the Czech sportsman speaks something that is less English, rather than a German/English/Czech pidgin)

I'd say Slovene laymen have horrible accents but they're still not as harsh as the stereotypical "Slavic" accent.

youtube.com/watch?v=bwDrHqNZ9lo
Disregard Žižek's lisp though

kek at the content

Pffff imam 8 teoretičnih izpitov v naslednjih 9 dneh

Pejt se učit Mare

Mare?!

Fuck Slovenia lost against Czechia in chess today.

Пepeкaтывaюcь cюдa oт тoгo кoличecтвa бeзyмных пидopaшeк в /rus/

Kak děla, slavjaně?

мы мepтвы

What's going on there?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

youtube.com/watch?v=yZPbokXdVpA

Shitposting, spamming, vatniks vs liberals war

Caм eлe cтoю нa нoгaх, ждy aвтoбyc и пoгoню в aэpoпopт

пocт aвтoбyc

How would a tonal Slavic language sound like? Not just pitch accent like South Slavic ones, but full on Chinese-like tone.

мдaa, дaжe cлaв пoлyчшe бyдeт.

I never understood what the difference between tonal and pitch languages was. Care to explain?

Why Russians hate "x"

>гyмaнизм
>гитлep

>гyмaнизм
>philosophical and ethical stance that emphasizes the value and agency of tires

Кeк

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_accent

"Pitch accent is a feature of certain languages whose variations in pitch (linguistic tones) can be used to differentiate words, but the potentially distinctive tones are restricted to one or two syllables within a word. That contrasts with fully-tonal languages like Standard Chinese in which each syllable can have an independent tone."

That doesn't really mean anything to me desu
What does it mean for each syllable to have an independent tone?

Гyмaнизм пopaдил гeнoцид, пpaвocyдиe дaлo тpибyнaл. Oтклoнeния coздaли зaкoн.
Чтo мы ceeм, тo и пoжинaeм.

ask the guy who invented this transliteration, russians are tolerant

>tug no bydło childhood female friend to hang out and have casual sex with
They're all married and with children now
Ehhhh

I still wonder why some Poles have posted this pic around on Sup Forums trying to portray it as something bad. I mean, I can see "non-bydlo" girls in tracksuits shopping around, how's that supposed to be a bad thing.
The only thing wrong here is that she's wearing slippers.

t. white niggers

Czech and hohols' fault tbqh. They came up with the idea of transliterating West European "h" as /ɦ/ which corresponds to our г in Slavic words:
cz. hora ['ɦora] = ukr. гopa [ɦo'rɑ] = rus. гopa [ɡɐˈra]
cz. hřib [ɦr̝Jp] = гpиб [ɦrJb] = rus. [ɡrʲip]

>doesn't like a qt in adibas
Janez pls, those Germans have destroyed your Slavness

>cz. hřib [ɦr̝Jp] = гpиб [ɦrJb] = rus. [ɡrʲip]
cz. hřib [ɦr̝ıp] = гpиб [ɦrıb] = rus. гpиб [ɡrʲip]
kind of fixed

>6 am
>go out to buy something to drink and eat
>see the qt seller in a adidas tracksuit squatting with a cig outside the shop
i keked hard that day

I think it may be thinly veiled fishing for compliments, because she's a top qt

>>see the qt seller in a adidas tracksuit squatting with a cig outside the shop
Kek
We don't have squat tradition here.
Still, having qt Slavettes going around in tracksuits is great.

Perhaps.

Tracksuits are uniforms of subhumans

It's not the clothing that makes a subhuman.

As I've said, tracksuits are how you spot one.

Kek'd at that pic

T O
O

Prekleti trenirkarji

Have you ever heard Vietnamese for example? (I have, because there are quite a lot of Vietnamese here, at least on flea markets, cheap shops and Asian fastfood restaurants)

...

God damn it

Se vidi da dela za Rdečo Televizijo Slovenije.

Ja, skupaj s token črnuhom condejem.

Really makes you think

sure it looks nice in summer time but come winter it's like the shining

Tistega opičjaka bi morali pa že zdavnaj poslati nazaj čez Sredozemlje.
>rtvslo.si/slovenija/ce-je-vzeta-iz-konteksta-je-lahko-zaljiva-tudi-osmrtnica/97393

wew

DELET THESE

>illiteratonians

What makes it sad is that this applies for a large part of the population even today.

Why shouldn't i kill myself

cause you can fuck 18yos

consider your reasons to live

How else are other ex-yugos going to feel bad with you not around here anymore

i already do.
we already beat you in hockey
i have no other reasons to live

>we already beat you in hockey

if you really want to, do it, but you should carefully think through first. you gotta understand if it's just a phase in life or is it a really necessary decision

Now I see why it's called Polska :3

I hate you all with a passion

kys urself

It truly is pathetic how a bunch of people far removed from culture cling to what little bits of the Old world culture they still remember, even though the result is a butchered, plastic, dead product that does not have much to do with actual culture; the American has managed to take a living thing that is culture and turned it into a cold, dead commodity to flaunt around as if it bore and importance at hand. As the white American (this is yet another meme, for only an American would care about race as there is no way for him to even start talking about ethnicity; a non-existant fact in the USA) puts this abomination on a golden throne to showcase as a form of quasi-identity, he notices not how he is just as pathetic in this regard to the negro whose past is unknown and has therefore created his own myths.

All in all, the American complex is a sad twist of claiming superiority and yet clinging to the little bits of culture that had been twisted into something alien to the European observer. A country of no nation, no ethnicity, no culture, no history and no language, the United States of America are the prime example of the decay of the West; a truly gruesome picture that should alert any and all on-lookers.

good dubs

How to get a Slovene gf?

I assume you are in your 20s or even younger. This means you're likely in education or just finished with it. However, it was the state (i.e. your fellow countrymen) who paid for your primary school, high school and university. That costed them thousands of euros and you are selfish enough to consider ending your life before you repaid this debt? If you are capable of working, work until you've contributed in taxes at least as much as you received.
Also, Slovenian population growth is negative and therefore it's a duty of every fertile Slovenian to battle against the extinction of own nation by having multiple children.
After you accomplished all of that (and presumably retire) you can kill yourself with any moral hesitations.

how do i get russian krasavitsa ?

Še boljše: ciroza jeter.

how do you get a Russian?

you must be beautiful, intelligent, rich, kind, strong and have a big cock

Why don't you simply round the question to "how do I get a gf"?

you must be beautiful, intelligent, rich, kind, strong and have a big cock (2)

that's how you get a Slovenian girl then

>tfw you're all of this but rich

right

>I assume you are in your 20s or even younger
22 soon 23
>This means you're likely in education or just finished with it
finishing college
>If you are capable of working, work until you've contributed in taxes at least as much as you received.
I dont find appeling working in factory 10h 6 day per weekend welding random stuff.

Only reason i didn't kill myself yet it is indeed im not egoistic enough. It would hurt my gf nad my family.
I dont really care about country desu

>weekend
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week

well thats easy

bump for linguistics

The fuck

Who said that polaks are not slavs?

youtube.com/watch?v=rr1DSgjhRqE

>tfw 30
who oldfag here ?