Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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Gay

first pikachu

What kind of job can I get with the JLPT N1 in Japan?

That is not teaching that is. I really enjoy teaching Japanese to others but teaching English and French would probably be too dull.

いい写真ですね

貿易?

b

Disturbing lack of thaiposting lately

(´・ω・`)ノシ

depends your other skills though, it would not easy to find French lang related job

If you're serious check out Boston Career Forum and careerforum.net
They have high tier companies recruiting bilinguals.

I study the occult and magick.

Buddhisms mainstream and gay tbqh.

Kotodama is pretty cool.

How do I become spiritually Japanese?

Nah but according to J-CAT I could pass it very easily.
O-okay.
嫌だな。
I know there are many English teachers in Japan but I truthfully have no idea how many French teachers are there.

I'll look into it thanks.

Too late. Your spirit has been contaminated with burger grease.

>pass it very easily

J-CAT go beyond what JLPT N1 is.

I would say the opposite actually, french lessons are in huge demand due to the large amount of middle age Japanese women wanting to learn "Ze cultural french language"

Though I believe it would not be as sustainable as teaching a useful language but when it comes to "hobby languages" french is way above the rest in demand

>What kind of job can I get with the JLPT N1 in Japan

If you have an interest in fashion, can you startup fashion business with me in Japan?
I can help you with getting visa to live and work in Japan.

>Hi, I'm an ESL teacher in japan

I see. Here again I don't think I could do this in the long run though.

I'm a schizophrenic NEET.

>tfw no American friends to cuddle with in my bed

>patreon

kek

is that ryan boundless in 6 months?

>Disturbing
I think you mean "glorious".

@64513851

Mfw thai guy is still around

What a pathetic piece of trash

you really look like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=b3avrgw-PbA

do japanese women think guys like that are freaks? I bet thats why they fuck nig nogs

mmmm Hestia.

any guy walking with an anime shirt is getting laid, thats pussy repellent

>that one irrelevant swede tries to step to me

KEK, keep walkin son

You can cuddle with me but only if you are kawaii.

Friends with benefits?

No not really, that guy is not that bad looking though, he has a good facial structure etc, it just happens to be that the screenshot was taken during a very unattractive facial expression

peru, do you look like JonTron?

I'm ready

What does "friends with benefits" mean?

Korean? Forget it.

Friends that you have sex with sometimes(I think?).

割り切った関係

ask me how i know that word

thanks m8

Why do you know that word?

It's a scene of Japanese commercial. This shows the following facts.

1. The guy is an actor so no wonder he has a good facial structure.
2. This guy was made up to look like a creepy otaku, even though he is good looking in fact, his anime shirt and awkwardness freaks out Japanese people.
3. It's ok to make fun of this kind of people even on TV commercial because we really look down on weeaboos.

セフレ

セフレ

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THAT
AMAZING
FEEL
WHEN
PERUVIANS
CAN
ENTER
KOREA
WITHOUT VISA

youtube.com/watch?v=DkfmjN_hh8o

That amazing feel when she comes home tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=GrxOVbkMG-A

is this typical Japanese attitude?

explain this

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3/10

tradition

End of summer

レタセモア
朕は国家なり

君主がそう仰ると、正しいでしょうか。

能面/10

So many kawaii nihonjin and you vote for a buttugly hafu.

Miss Universe Japan 2015 desu lad

I checked other candidates.
Judges made a right choice.

and this was last year's,
wtf, I hate japan now

She's like an ugly version of Rila

Stop stealing 4×4÷2chan's memes

>not posting 360 degree version

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何でミスユニはツリ目が好きなんだ
日本人らしい顔の人が一人もいないっていう

やはりタイもキャラか

Japanese girlfriend?

悪いが「混血嫌い」で「JAPは混血www」騒いでるのが在日チョン
朝鮮人と日本人の感性の違いだわ
ハーフに悪い印象も無いし美形ならモテるよ

Already posted that one m8.

Anyway the problem is not Japan so much as it is the morons running these competitions. They're beauty pageants in name only, since the winners are rarely beautiful at all. And to get around that pitfall, the organisers pretend to judge on skills and values and the like, but of course this is all bullshit too.

The purpose of these events is to legitimise, normalise and perpetuate the destruction of traditional, mainstream aesthetic standards. There are two motives: one is that this benefits opportunistic and unscrupulous marketers who want to sell shit to people who might otherwise know better, and the other is that it benefits radical political interests (although the power behind these interests is typically not held by true believers but by material opportunists anyway, hence there's a considerable overlap).

Exact same thing goes on everywhere, which is why there was that ugly Chinese chick in the American competition.

The solution (which comes naturally to most sensible people) is to reject it all as silly rubbish.

>He's like a gay version of Freddie Mercury.
>He's like a bear version of Paddington Bear.
>She's like a cute version of kitty-chan.

why is this board so fucking slow today

good god

優勝者が混血かそうでないかは気にしないが、一番の美人でもないからなあ
話題づくりか政治的な意味かと勘繰ってしまう

Sup Forumsは終了しました

これからはゴリラの時代

Contribute then fatboy

なんだ復旧か
永久に落ちたらよかったのに

可愛いじゃん
こういうのって美しさ・知性・教養・特技でしょ
キックボクシングやってるらしいし一番語学力もあって賢かったんだと思う

この人の発言聞く限りでは知性や教養からは程遠いと感じるけどね

一番の美人とか言ってたら整形のクルクルパーが連勝する

自分が馬鹿だから理解できなかったんじゃないの

画像の右端の人はモロ整形顔じゃん

あっ、この低レベルな煽り
進研ゼミで見たいつもの人だ!

ぜんぜんそう見えない
耳も出てないのにどこで判断したのか謎

鼻をつまむと粘土みたいに楽しそうだな

アメリカ的な価値観が反映されてるよね
肌の色で差別するなと言って、肌の黒いのを理由に色々あてがったらそれ自体が差別になるだろうに

化粧したら整形だと思う経験値のレベルの人もいるし

Is that monster a mutation by radiation?
otherwise just native japs?

wwwww
韓国人っぽいんだよね、鼻の形が

美人を朝鮮人認定すんなよ在
イチローはチョンってずっと言ってたよなあ

お前たちの化粧は悪質

どうありがとうございまして

ミスコンテストの基準は容姿だけじゃないから容姿だけ見てギャーギャー騒ぐのはそもそも間違ってる

Now that we're finally back I can post Rila's new pics while Sup Forums was down

ギャーギャー騒いでないし

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全存在を品評されるのもまた人権侵害だな

横からだけど、文句付けて騒いでるがな

ぶっちゃけイチローって大したことないよね
そもそも野球って競技自体投手10:バッター1の割合じゃないの
ホームランバッターじゃないから自分一人で点数とれないし

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スポーツなんか馬鹿らしくて
玉けり猿に人生を教わるとか