Why has nobody told me that pirated Windows (7+) can't be updated anymore if they connect to the internet once?

Why has nobody told me that pirated Windows (7+) can't be updated anymore if they connect to the internet once?

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Windows constantly sends data to Microsoft, of course they would know your copy is illegitimate.

So activate it legitimately with SLIC table injection dipshit.

Just die already, you worthless tripfaggot.

that's some scary shit.

It's actually pretty simple. Copied spyware is still spyware.

activate it legitimately with vlmcsd desu

I used a virtual machine, and activated it with:
win loader - nope, updates got disabled
KMS tools - nope, updates got disabled

>Use daz loader
>it just werks

How is this spyware even legal?!

it doesn't

switch to linux, bro
or get a mac

It can be, if you are not a retard.

All sensible ways of activating windows do not alter system files and aren't detectable by microsoft. Or at least microsoft doesn't bother.

Pirated windows is functionally identical to non-pirated. If that's not true in your case, you are pirating shit wrong.

Did you just try it? It has always worked for me

doesn't work if you're on gpt, you need kms

it used to work, but not anymore. I tried since yesterday using different windows versions. it doesn't loose activated ("geniue") status but your not getting any updates from microsoft.

Works fine on gpt.
This is a thinly veiled tech support thread.

>tech suport
nope, I don't really care about updates and do without. I was just wondering why nobody is talking about that.

why don't you try a fresh installation of windows, in a virtual machine or something. you'll see.

genuine iso? (check hash)
daz version?

What do you mean "not getting any updates"?

this was already answered.

He is too stupid to activate Windows 7 so hes using some shitty pirated one.

People on Sup Forums don't post about that because they are probably all either using Linux or Windows 10.

literally that. I cannot pull updates from microsoft and (just gave it a try) I cannot install an offline update pack.

it works fine with a computer that hasn't connected to the internet but if you do, it over.

I'm using win7.
I see no reason anyone would use win10.
It is sshit.

Screenshot

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Virtual desktops and WSL are more than enough, besides minor improvements.

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0x8024001B
WU_E_SELFUPDATE_IN_PROGRESS
The operation could not be performed because the Windows Update Agent is self-updating.

Download this, go offline, reboot, install it, go back online.
support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/949104

>retarded german guy with an isp that throttles windows updates cries to Sup Forums for help

I've read that description myself. There is no other update "in progress"

again, I don't need help. I don't care about it, in fact I just deleted the virtual machine. It's enough to know not to let windows connect to the internet. Otherwise I can't be bothered to give a fuck.

News to me, my updates work fine

Read that again. Windows Update is updating itself and hasn't finished.

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even if you don't speak german you should understand if I say

Nie = Never

this guy has an EFI SLIC injector
github.com/AR1972/WindSLIC

>have had the "windows is not genuine" marker on my computer for over a year
>have still been able to grab all security updates fine and i got all of the relevant major updates in the 30 day grace period before it starts nagging you to activate
>absolutely no reason to ever activate because i don't need a wallpaper anyways

Wait shit would that work for Windows 10?

YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.
DELETE THIS TIME WASTING THREAD AND KYS.

OP ist ein Schwul

Allow only what you need in firewal an use offline updates

It does though. Sounds like your crack is garbage.

Also there is nothing wrong with cracking Wangblows if you own a legit copy anyways. I'm reinstalling so many machines per year that I'm sick of dealing with the "enter code" garbage, especially if its written on a laptop or PC case that I've stored in the attic.

You are fucking retarded. This has nothing to do with your crack.

Thanks daiz!

Because you agree to it