There are no hamsters in New Zealand

>there are no hamsters in New Zealand

What animals don't exist in your cunt?

australians

Large land predators

Well, anything more dangerous than a cow doesn't exist here.

Narwhals

Turks

Really? No hamsters?
Like, you can't get them? Not even as pets?
Geez, new zealanders are weird.

russians

Spoidahs

Muslims.

We used to have only a couple species of reef-monkeys but there's a steady flow of new specimens coming in everyday.

took me a while to figure out what you meant by that
i had to say it out loud.

Germans

>his cunt has snakes

nice taqiyya, mash'allash joao

But snakes are cool as fuck dude!

decent women

monkeys

one day europe will be ours brother.

Llamas. Also no crocodiles, alligators, big or strongly venomous snakes or spiders.

Prove

more like decent men

You're right though. What happened to well-bred decent folk? We're all rotten animals. You're likely one too.

Dodos

Nope
Something to do with protecting the ecosystem

Also we have no snakes

our """"""refugees""""""" are more dangerous than cows

no snekus? wtf

True.

humans

too late about that

like 90% of your bird biodiversity got rekt by invasive species brought by humans

no wolves
no bears
no raccoons
no wild boar
no marsupials
no white ppl

tfw biggest carnivore is a badger

crows... i think
never saw one

Rats

>His patron saint didn't kill all the snakes