>American kinder surprises come with a $2500 fine instead of a toy
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
American kinder surprises come with a $2500 fine instead of a toy
Angel Cooper
Christopher Diaz
>Australian kinder surprises come with instructions to put on sun screen
Ryder Allen
> I came inside of a Kinder Surprise
Juan Scott
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Aaron Perry
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Leo Jones
Cancereggs?
Robert Baker
>be American
>go to mart
>the only surprise they could get is a shart
Justin Campbell
It'd be more likely to come with a state-mandated guidebook promoting healthy eating and no fun
Bit of a choking hazard though
Anthony Perry
>land of the free
>can't eat kinder eggs
Ayden Ward
that was a good surprise tho
Leo Lopez
Parker Perry
>tfw used to buy ten of these (50p each) each week for school
>would sell them for a £1 to the kids in the years below me
>had steady income on my final year at school
A business pitch that is considered 'illegal' in the Colonies, kek
Hunter Hall
>chocolate bars
>no mention off an egg
Nice try burger
Ayden Barnes
>chocolate scalping
Illegal here and for good reason you scumbag
Nicholas Bailey
>Implying they use different chocolate for the eggs
Cancer?
Hunter Campbell
>aussie laws
Cute!
Eli Perez
It's comes from the packaging nigga. Those bars are plastic, surprises use aluminim
Though you wouldn't know that would you :^)
Landon Jenkins
>small-tit porn comes with an FBI raid in Australia
Lincoln Gomez
kinder?
Benjamin Russell
>Dinos-sauros
>Ovo
portuguese is cute
Asher Jones
Woah, Europeans are killing themselves eating these eggs
Really makes you think
Leo Flores
>be american
>go to wallmart
>buy a gun
>kill half a school
>claim self defense
>walk out free
>go back to wallmart
>get a Kinder egg
>get arrested
Joseph Walker
>tfw Australia will be khan'ed in our lifetime :DDDDDDD
Asher Martinez
reported to the fbi
Landon Hernandez
>Cancerous packaging
>First world
Brayden Nguyen
What happened to Australian banter? Are these not real Australians and just proxies?