karen edition
/brit/
/balt/
DOING a post
what illness does she have?
Asuka.
what's the bio of your catfish profile? think i've matched you :(
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great edition
The "g"f
I've actually messaged her lads
good start in my book
Things I need to do within the next 12 months:
•Get a new job for the autumn, winter and spring that does at least a couple of shifts a week
•Read lots of books for both education and personal use
•Put effort into studying (redoing A levels)
•Do every piece of homework, practice writing essays
•Get good A Levels and don't fail again
•Book a driving theory test
•Take driving lessons
•Get my driving licence
•Learn how to cook at least ten meals I can cook on my own
•Try new foods so I get less fussy
•Spend some time with my friends every so often
•Spend time with the girlfriend
•Book a holiday with the girlfriend
•Go to Uni open days and look at courses I might want to take
•Eat healthier
•Go to sleep earlier and wake up earlier
•Start exercising, working out and doing activities every so often
•Spend time with the family
•Do housework a lot more regularly
OK lads...how am I supposed to fit in hours of /brit/ use every week if I want to accomplish all of this?
liberalism
cheater
So did the pound suffer a lot from Brexit ?
How is it now ?
Generally a big fan of the Irish.
Wish they'd stop the act though and admit they're British
the fuck
>liberalism
fuck off yank
most of these you can do at your computer
you were only a pawn in my game
well /brit/? you're not threatened by a little girl... are you?
not being able to swallow two cough drops
It's alright now 2bqh
We'll see the long term effects further down the road Pierre.
not falling for this
I've seen hard candy
3, 1, 7, 4, 8, 6, 2, 5
>So did the pound suffer a lot from Brexit ?
yeah
>How is it now ?
getting better slowly
still in the bin atm though
xe.com
consciously not replying to him
It was overvalued before brexit so it will never get as high as it was but its slowly going back up
it'll climb slowly until article 50 and then drop further . whatever happens after is up to the gods to decide
tbf we could take in unaccompanied children and send them home when they turn 18
Hot
8 3 4 7 2 1 5 6
that was hard
hope none of you lads have a brazzers account
Absolutely despise fussy eaters 2bh. They're invariably povvo runts whose shitty parents raised them on beans and chips
>I consider things like risotto and seafood '''exotic'''
Fuck off
rate my battlestation lads. thats me mate Angelo testing it out.
Is that a threat?
7 is all that matters
depressed lads
>fussy eaters
i read that as pussy eaters until i put my glasses on, puts a different perspective on your post.
I would be if I were you too
Don't be so defensive just because someone doesn't like the same food you like
yes
Posting american politics in /brit/ is a symptom of illness
especially when they're fussy at other peoples houses. so fucking rude.
No.
youtube.com
absolute banger lads
was pretty humid and awful today, decided that the best course of action was to hide in the pub and now I'm pretty drunk and gotten nothing done and have agreed to meet the lads for beers tonight.
Why are you wasting your life on Sup Forums?
being a runt sucks mate
Problem: Constipation
Solution: Chew over 20 pieces of sugar free gum to induce their laxative effects
Result: Still constipated but have fresh breath
t. that kid who eats pasta with ketchup
getting the daily dose of solitude and self hatred
passes the time till I commit suicide
fucking hell I knew one of these
had to be shell pasta too
What's for tea mate?
chill out mr. chips
having a go!
fat is a laxative, drink the oil from your deep fat frier
hate doing poos lads
when i did a big poo a few months ago i felt my arsehole tear and ever since then i get nervous doing poos because i have a tight arsehole and it hurts
What's stopping you?
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Made me smile
>hate doing poos
heretic
i'll loosen ye up :P
hiiiiiiiii desklad!
Bangers and mash
>his mum didn't cook him delicious, varied, and fresh meals and take him out to nice restaurants on a regular basis, making sure he grew up with a sophisticated palate
lol, it's like she WANTED to raise a runt
sterling baccy is SHIT
downloading porn
Alri billionaire
don't respond to him
i only realised at the unlikely mention of risotto.
want to bash a weak fuccbois skull in
Does Tim have enough self-awareness to realise somewhere in his head that he's a nutcase?
y not?
Karen out. Out!
arguably it would be wouldn't it?
if BOTH of them dropped dead, that's some pretty damning causality
Yeah it is, couldn't get any duty free for a few days so had to make do.
taking a chance
gf's pussy tastes like risotto
he's a knob
I just got a 6TB HDD :^)
I knew a kid who only ate plain pasta with butter
they don't look like cough drops
and why would she have two? it would be difficult to give a speech with two of them rolling around in your mouth.
she still hasn't replied lads
>his mum's too lazy too consistently make good food every day
>cops out with a trip to some shit restaurant "on a regular basis"
You should be embarrassed
insane people by definition don't know they're insane
Policy idea: remove international students from the immigration figures because it isn't true long term migration
Target of 100,000 immigrants a year down from 600,000 in 2015, with a bias towards the countries who can already get tier 5 visas:
>Australia
>Canada
>Japan
>Monaco
>New Zealand
>Hong Kong
>Republic of Korea
>Taiwan
bf sent me this.
what did he mean by this?
women aint nothin but hoes and tricks
he didn't even reply to me think you're right
absolutely fucking howling
reddit.com
Poleaboo has started having straight up gay fantasies where he as a male gets a bf
I'm confused
Are there any genuinely working class people on here that grew up in a household that brought in less than the national average salary?
how is aphex twin so good? cant get my head around it.
bigot
not reading any of this
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told you so
the russian's posting balls again