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karen edition

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DOING a post

what illness does she have?

Asuka.

what's the bio of your catfish profile? think i've matched you :(

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great edition

The "g"f

I've actually messaged her lads

good start in my book

Things I need to do within the next 12 months:

•Get a new job for the autumn, winter and spring that does at least a couple of shifts a week
•Read lots of books for both education and personal use
•Put effort into studying (redoing A levels)
•Do every piece of homework, practice writing essays
•Get good A Levels and don't fail again
•Book a driving theory test
•Take driving lessons
•Get my driving licence
•Learn how to cook at least ten meals I can cook on my own
•Try new foods so I get less fussy
•Spend some time with my friends every so often
•Spend time with the girlfriend
•Book a holiday with the girlfriend
•Go to Uni open days and look at courses I might want to take
•Eat healthier
•Go to sleep earlier and wake up earlier
•Start exercising, working out and doing activities every so often
•Spend time with the family
•Do housework a lot more regularly

OK lads...how am I supposed to fit in hours of /brit/ use every week if I want to accomplish all of this?

liberalism

cheater

So did the pound suffer a lot from Brexit ?
How is it now ?

Generally a big fan of the Irish.

Wish they'd stop the act though and admit they're British

the fuck

>liberalism
fuck off yank

most of these you can do at your computer

you were only a pawn in my game

well /brit/? you're not threatened by a little girl... are you?

not being able to swallow two cough drops

It's alright now 2bqh

We'll see the long term effects further down the road Pierre.

not falling for this
I've seen hard candy

3, 1, 7, 4, 8, 6, 2, 5

>So did the pound suffer a lot from Brexit ?
yeah
>How is it now ?
getting better slowly
still in the bin atm though
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consciously not replying to him

It was overvalued before brexit so it will never get as high as it was but its slowly going back up

it'll climb slowly until article 50 and then drop further . whatever happens after is up to the gods to decide

tbf we could take in unaccompanied children and send them home when they turn 18

Hot

8 3 4 7 2 1 5 6

that was hard

hope none of you lads have a brazzers account

Absolutely despise fussy eaters 2bh. They're invariably povvo runts whose shitty parents raised them on beans and chips
>I consider things like risotto and seafood '''exotic'''
Fuck off

rate my battlestation lads. thats me mate Angelo testing it out.

Is that a threat?

7 is all that matters

depressed lads

>fussy eaters
i read that as pussy eaters until i put my glasses on, puts a different perspective on your post.

I would be if I were you too

Don't be so defensive just because someone doesn't like the same food you like

yes

Posting american politics in /brit/ is a symptom of illness

especially when they're fussy at other peoples houses. so fucking rude.

No.

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absolute banger lads

was pretty humid and awful today, decided that the best course of action was to hide in the pub and now I'm pretty drunk and gotten nothing done and have agreed to meet the lads for beers tonight.

Why are you wasting your life on Sup Forums?

being a runt sucks mate

Problem: Constipation

Solution: Chew over 20 pieces of sugar free gum to induce their laxative effects

Result: Still constipated but have fresh breath

t. that kid who eats pasta with ketchup

getting the daily dose of solitude and self hatred

passes the time till I commit suicide

fucking hell I knew one of these

had to be shell pasta too

What's for tea mate?

chill out mr. chips

having a go!

fat is a laxative, drink the oil from your deep fat frier

hate doing poos lads

when i did a big poo a few months ago i felt my arsehole tear and ever since then i get nervous doing poos because i have a tight arsehole and it hurts

What's stopping you?

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Made me smile

>hate doing poos

heretic

i'll loosen ye up :P

hiiiiiiiii desklad!

Bangers and mash

>his mum didn't cook him delicious, varied, and fresh meals and take him out to nice restaurants on a regular basis, making sure he grew up with a sophisticated palate
lol, it's like she WANTED to raise a runt

sterling baccy is SHIT

downloading porn

Alri billionaire

don't respond to him

i only realised at the unlikely mention of risotto.

want to bash a weak fuccbois skull in

Does Tim have enough self-awareness to realise somewhere in his head that he's a nutcase?

y not?

Karen out. Out!

arguably it would be wouldn't it?
if BOTH of them dropped dead, that's some pretty damning causality

Yeah it is, couldn't get any duty free for a few days so had to make do.

taking a chance

gf's pussy tastes like risotto

he's a knob

I just got a 6TB HDD :^)

I knew a kid who only ate plain pasta with butter

they don't look like cough drops
and why would she have two? it would be difficult to give a speech with two of them rolling around in your mouth.

she still hasn't replied lads

>his mum's too lazy too consistently make good food every day
>cops out with a trip to some shit restaurant "on a regular basis"

You should be embarrassed

insane people by definition don't know they're insane

Policy idea: remove international students from the immigration figures because it isn't true long term migration

Target of 100,000 immigrants a year down from 600,000 in 2015, with a bias towards the countries who can already get tier 5 visas:

>Australia
>Canada
>Japan
>Monaco
>New Zealand
>Hong Kong
>Republic of Korea
>Taiwan

bf sent me this.
what did he mean by this?

women aint nothin but hoes and tricks

he didn't even reply to me think you're right

absolutely fucking howling

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Poleaboo has started having straight up gay fantasies where he as a male gets a bf

I'm confused

Are there any genuinely working class people on here that grew up in a household that brought in less than the national average salary?

how is aphex twin so good? cant get my head around it.

bigot

not reading any of this

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told you so

the russian's posting balls again