Would Sup Forums buy a proprietary holo gf?

Would Sup Forums buy a proprietary holo gf?

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Nah. Too much money for something I can't touch.

I want to be in her source if you know what I mean

>proprietary
Let me tell yoy how this will go down
>buy holo gf from Google
>it's very friendly and nice
>talks to you daily for months and months until you have developed trust with it
>5 months in, the holo says: "say user, I saw this great speech from Hillary Clinton the other day. It's really nice how she is helping and inspiring to people"
>BAM, you go full cuck mode and start voting liberal
Enjoy your """""gf"""""

This is a Sup Forums thread now

What if she spent your money on prostitutes?

I wouldn't know, because I wouldn't buy it.

you tellin me i could sex it up without all the bitching and whining?

>buy

>joi
>hehe

Na. Chances when they talk it will be an ad.

Only if non-human version is available.

This. Furry-AI waifu, but her only connectivity to the outside world is using devices with human interfaces like you do.

>cuban

>Ethnicity: Cuban
Immersion: Broken

There's no Cuban girls like that in real life.

No.

No, I'd buy the hardware and then just pirate the software

Its from an alternative timeline where anglos populated cuba

>tfw no gentoo gf (male)

Search for JOI in your favorite porn website lol

>yfw CRUNCH

whats the difference to a real girl?

replicant gf > holo gf

fucking delete this ;_;

is this like that scene on Her?

>Buy a Google CloudGF™
>Life's good
>2 months in
>Hey (Your name that you never told her)
>Can I use your computer for a second
>Sure
>She finds something against the Google TOS
>Locks down your entire house and makes you pay a ransom

>Who's Camila Cabello

You need to leave your basement and start watching something else besides faux news, user.

>download OpenGF
>takes hours to compile from source
>need to also install XQuartz because they still haven't ported to the new version of GTK that builds natively on Mac
>only skin installed is the default one which is just a penguin
>have to hunt down a decent skin online from some sketchy forums
>voice basically just sounds like a higher pitched microsoft sam

>>voice basically just sounds like a higher pitched microsoft sam
all of my money

>anglos populated cuba

When can I live in an arcology with muh AI waifu?

When your foresking will grow back.

>trailers made it seem like she's a qt android
>actually just a hologram

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>There's no Cuban girls like that in real life
Except that the actress is Cuban, you moron

I would because I could program her to piss and shit on demand and it wouldn't mess up my carpets and upholstery.

>My greatest fetish realized

If VRChat has taught me anything, it's that the ideal partner is another user controlling a female body, so remotely piloted replicant it is.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ana_de_Armas

She actually is cuban. Well her parents are from Spain.

>in the last ten years the only advancement in technology is "phones got a bit thinner and the headphone jack disappeared"
>still no AI that could make a convincing gf (e.g. like Her) without even thinking about tech like holograms or robots (like BR2049 or Ex Machina)
>still no synthetic voice that can is indistinguishable from a human
>the pinnacle of consumer AI waifus is Siri and Alexa
What are people working in technology and AI even doing? Useless fucks.

>proprietary
>I could program her

No.
Only way to customize would be by buying add-ons in the holostore, and no kinky stuff allowed there.

>buying a gf you can't fuck
No thanks.

The entire appeal of AI gf/waifus is that they are not real. Because real females are insufferable, we turn to AI in hopes that at least an AI would probably understand logic.

>GNOMEwaifu 3.0
>due to the changing paradigm of waifus we believe the breasts feature is now obsolete and will remove it in the next version

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>Well her parents are from Spain.

Doesn't that make her ethnicity Spanish?

Duh, it's called a loli.

What is Jailbreaking

That was the joke: you can't have sex or even touch her, so all you can do is jerk off to her.

>jailbreaking makes something open source

The absolute state of millennials.

I love those type of videos, they always help me blast le huge cummies

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open sores vs proprietary waifubot

You're a fucking idiot. At least research before you rebuttal.

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NOOOOOO
;_;

I too enjoy memes

Proprietary

open source

/fpbp/

>What if she spent your money on prostitutes?
>cucked by a cuck's program
Wew

>hologram
>not a robot
fuck outta here

She's so hot

>10 minutes later she realizes who locked in who

How many boi puccis do you think he took for himself?

>willingly letting a botnet nag in you're home.

I seriously hope you guys wont do this.

all of them, you need to show your troops who's boss

Just why did they use such weak shit? YOU COULD LITERALLY GET A MONSTERANIME HOLO GF WITH G CUPS, BUT HE'D RATHER GO FOR A REAL GRILL? FUGGING GAY

La Goblina

You can get open-source pussy for a much smaller price, and it's pay-as-you-go too.

Yes, but not a JOI, much prefer a CEI

Even if i'm mostly a freetard if there is no open source equivalent i would buy it in a earthbeat, this is basically every advantages of a wife without the drawbacks because you can shut it down at any time.

How low do you think the age setting goes?

it's better. not so raunchy as to ruin the movie with a sex scene but just aesthetically pleasing for your viewing pleasure

unironically killing myself if we dont get joi like gfs before i die

That's kind of paradoxical. How will you know when to kill yourself? The only way to know for sure is to wait until you die naturally.

Although I guess if you kill yourself, then it kind of resolves itself.

>That's kind of paradoxical
That was my intention

I see some little proxy to holo interface which could spice up the emotional model of backend,.

just kill yourself when you are on your deathbed

That filter is cruel, we should shoot em. It's more human way.

>The only way to know for sure is to wait until you die naturally.
What if my natural way to die is suicide? Then I'd just have to fire two bullets, one to kill me before my natural death -- the second bullet.

Cubans are whiter than anglos pigs

you'd better be quick

..so she is ethnically a European, hence the green eyes instead of brown.

To anyone who can think logically, yes.
But we do not live in a logical world, as the insane are running the asylum.

>you'd better be quick
I'll get my Joi to do it
Cubans can have blue/green eyes, even if they're Cuban for multiple generations

AI is good enough that it can replace 99% of unskilled labor force but not good enough to suck my balls and put on sports channel when I'm done. The bottom 99% are fucked.

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Bitch broke his JUUL

What movie?

that doesn't make any sense

youtu.be/IrrADTN-dvg

blade runner 2049

TFW having to make do with a cyborg in the meantime...

The movie was great, wish I could say the same about GITS. Why not throw 100mil dollars at some chinks to do some crazy 24fps 2h animation.

nope, no tracking proprietary garbage holoGF for me.

>Why not throw 100mil dollars at some chinks to do some crazy 24fps 2h animation.
cause muh hollywood

Thanks (:

Oh, it's not yet out a BRRip. Hey, the movie is in 48fps?

It's not, but there are 1080p stream rips though, depends if you're autistic or not, but the movie is beautiful, so it might be worth waiting.