Has Sup Forums ever been tricked by a thot into fixing her pc by hinting a fug?

Has Sup Forums ever been tricked by a thot into fixing her pc by hinting a fug?

>tricked
it's COD, whore.

Breh we can't even talk to girls, you might as well go to /x/ at this point.

No but I had cunts who I thought I was their friend hit me up for no reason only to find out they needed computer help and then no interest in talking to me afterwards

Nope, they can't bear the thought of having sex with me

No I don't talk to people

No, cause I don't expect anything from women when I do shit for them

Also cause I'm hot as fuck and always get what I want, which is not to fuck some thot who needs her PC fixed

I once went to a chicks house to fix her printer, she'd forgotten to pull the little tab off the ink cartridge so that took all of a minute. Then we fucked. God times, now I'm fat and balding and have 3 cats.

Remember user, we are your only real friends.

>calling whore's thots
they're not worth the thought, you stupid worthless faggot
BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES N TRIX

I once had a girl in high school constantly ask me for help with her computer. She'd ask me for help with basic shit and I thought she was super dumb.

Turns out she was just using it as an excuse to talk to me because she liked me. Too bad I thought she was an idiot...

post face

one time an attractive blond short girl with a lot of money and a large chest let me have unprotected sex with her for 3 years because she thought my passion toward mechanical keyboards was cute. helps that im skinny boy jacked and have enough social skills to not call people nigger on the internet out of context.

lel its neets like you that then shitpost your white genocide theories about the white race going extinct when your too much of a pussy to talk to women and have kids. then comes the Sup Forumstard post "MUH WHITE RACE!! NO!!" when seeing all the blacked porn.

faggots like you are the real reason where dying off
not no brown people. its sad.

yeah one time, good thing i was socially aware and was able to recognize it and got away without her touching me

If she wouldn't pay me, why would I fix it?
Sex won't pay my bills.

Sup Forums doesn't go out

thots use apple products so they don't need tech support

nigger

No because I don't do that.

Money or barter has served me very well. I tell people how to sort their shit out but I openly reject learned helplessness so unless it's a friend (and all my friends are competent at various useful technologies so it works out anyway) I don't work free.

You'll command more respect by being polite and direct. I was a spergtard like many here until I learned to enjoy the real game of life instead of faggy substitutes. Someone could get rich coding an engaging game that rewards social skills. The only barrier to learning those is self-inflicted.

You fucking nigger, wait till the day of the rope comes. You'll be first in line.

Those lips were made for dick sucking.

I wrote the program for my gf's CS master thesis

:/

idk. at least she brings a lot of money into the relationship now

:(

Are you me?

It's sad how mostly true this is. There is literally only one guy I trust enough to tell the same things I tell Sup Forums.

That's a pretty industrious shit test.

thots don't own PCs.