You have 13 seconds to pretend to be Polish

You have 13 seconds to pretend to be Polish.

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jak sie masz
yzsyszczyyscyz zyc wy czycwy z

good post

to cozzy ameryzcz do o kurrrrrrrrwa

Oh Kurwa, it's the EU fault again

let's attack the ethnic Germans living here, not like they will retaliate

*smells like soup*

kurwaaa czy ty jesteś Polakiem fuccc greec why feed

Fuck the Russian oppressors kurwa
Fuck the German oppressors kurwa
Everyone oppresses me, but Poland stronk hussar

Where can buy non-gas oven?

*smells like pierogi*

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what is deodorant

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Co to jest o kurwa ja pierdole papiesz wilno nasze

Sorry, this is all I have

>pretend to Poland
Oh boy!

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Never got this meme.

KOBIET. Lez go on vacation to Chicago.

fucking germanic scum! fuck russia as well, poland stronk!

Czescz. Jak sie majesz? Rosiane a moslimowe to jebane kurwy. Polska jest Sarmatia!

KUUURWA, A POND! GOOD THING I HAVE THIS CHEAP EXPENDABLE FISHING GEAR IN MY TRUNK SO I CAN ILLEGALLY FISH IT AND LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND SO EVERY DOG AND CHILD WHO GOES NEAR THE EDGE WILL GET THEM SELF TANGLED IN DOZENS OF HOOKS AND 100M OF FISHINGLINE! BUT WAIT, SYZCHZZYLAK, WE GOTTA MAKE SURE THEY KNOW WHO DID THIS MASTERPIECE BY LEAVING AS MUCH IDENTIFIABLE TRASH AS POSSIBLE INCLUDING 20 EMPTY PACKAGES OF POLISH CIGARETTES!

FUCK THE EU, POLAND STRONK! (sorry,pls we didn't mean it, don't take away our eu gibbs, or we go back to being africa tier country)

Oh god this.

> le caps lock swede strikes again
your posts just hurt to readtbh

ooo kurwa

Twoja stara zapierdala

Good, I'm glad I hurt you.

T. Wikczczyzczctor Kowalczskzsczsyzscycszczdyczsykyi

KURWA

I AM WHITE

KILL NIGGERS

KURWAAAAA

retard jungler

kek

Your'e getting it the wrong way burger.

truth

KURWA
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OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA EU FUNDS AT

GIB KURWA

LOOK AT ME I AM BUTHURT

Zobacz Eldoka na wolno
Masz tutaj przed sobą moją myśl uwolnioną
Gotów do walki jak Lobo
I tak jak Cop Robo
Oczyszczam miasto ze (fsst) z pustą głową
A więc zobacz jak na wolno
Eldo jedzie cały świat pada tutaj na kolana
Zobacz, Eldo cały czas się stara

Beautiful Polish poetry
I am in tears.

*cleans Ukrainian toilet*

>tfw local Zabka out of Zubr

Jebany kurwa mac

I do your plumbing today kurwa?

*wizzairs to uk*

I had this dream one day.

I woke up in tears.

t. Qatar
Did you know katar in polish means runny nose?
pis joł

Death to Germany! Kurwaaa! Muslims are demons from hell and just come to Europe, because they believe it's the land of rape and money. Poland stronk!

There's still Zywiec just in case

>Oczyszczam
disgusting

Why are there so many prostitutes in Poland everywhere?

On every corner there at least 3 women like that.

Floor is covered in piss again.

Brits can't aim worth shit. Cyka blyet. >:(

xczyczczcyxzvyxzyczxyx
Pronounced kz-a

leave poland alone

In my dream Zabka was out of Plum Soplica as well and I had the munchies for something stronger.

I will never forget the feels it gave me. One can never feel such despair and go on existing.

I didn't see a prostitue for few years now. The video is staged by a yt attention whoring channel to lure dumb westerners for clicks.

>out of Plum Soplica
You might want to see a psychologist, you can suffer from PTSD because of that

>Muslims are demons from hell
pretty much yes
>and just come to Europe, because they believe it's the land of rape and money.
pretty much yes

>t. Achmet "Helmut" Mehmetoglu

pol....ska!pol!pol!
*eat raw meat*

Goddamn, I hate Russia so much.

EU gib monies please

suuuuure

shhhshshshhhshshhshshshhhhhhhhshshshsh
KURWA

I googled runny nose and found this

KURWA

*cleaning toilets*

>implying

You should be paid to make historical summaries.

Russia, stop invading me, kurwa. Pshe pshe.