Im thinking about moving to Greenland

Im thinking about moving to Greenland

Is it a nice place?

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Very nice, especially in winter

no

What's up with all the greenland shilling lately

its filled with greenlandic snow niggers

I love the cold, I hate every season except winter here

How do you plan on finding a job?
How do you plan on moving here?

>How do you plan on finding a job?
Internet

>How do you plan on moving here?
Plane

Nice play to kill yourself

Seeing as you are European, you are most likely not good with outdoors and athletic stuff. You will need those skills.

You will also not be able to take the cold, the uk is warm as hell. You will be in shock your first winter.

Why, is Greenland full of rapists that i'll need to escape from

Yes

t. Greenland expert

Are you literally retarded?

No, that would have been diagnosed when I was a kid

it's filled with disgusting eskimos and danes.
I don't even know which one is worse.

What if you are going out for a sled and a polar bear attacks? Also you might be attacked by a drunk.

>run, preferably towards someone that owns a gun
>attack back, probably use the sled to do it

>running from bears

You failed the test, you should always have a gun on you when you are going for a hike. Also don't run from a bear. that is dishonorable and it will get you killed.

you have to run from polar bears, they are maneaters.

bro you'll die if you venture out of the uk

Good luck with that. Polar bears are fast as fuck, and the snow will slow you down.

Greenland sounds like a Free place...Truly North American tier

when will the USA, Greenland, Canada, and St. P&M become one nation?

Ok, so you'd just lay down and let it eat you? No surprise coming from a norweigan cucklord.
HANREJAD!

literally this, polar bears are literally heavy as heck and therefore almost any normal non disabled human could outrun one in an instant. shits not hard people, learn to read a bit.

Google why it's called Greenland and reconsider.

Do you speak Danish or greenlandic, or both?

fuck off greenlandic snownigger
>towards someone that owns a gun
are you retarded
you should have a gun on you at all times when hiking in a place like greenland

Are you Danish or Eskimo?

in the short amount of time you have been name fagging you have made it clear you among the most autistic people here

can you run faster than 25 mph?
i think he's a dane
most greenlanders speak both regardless of ethnicity
ive been doing it for a year buddy old pal

prepare to commit suicide

don't run from bears you stupid fuck

stupid fucking swede bares can't fucking run worth shit they r fucking like 3x heavier than people just sprint and not walk

You will hate every season except summer there.
And summer is like three days. In the middle of a few months long night.

Both

Do they let people that have just moved there own guns though?

What are politics like in Greenland? Are people right wing or left wing?

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Where can I learn Kalaallisut?

I doubt anyone gives a shit

ill tell you what noone gives a shit about, an amerishart opinion on greenland on a greenland thred

now shoo shoo get the fuck out of here animal

Even if they don't care, people tend to be either right wing or left wing.

all the political parties are pretty much socialdemocratic, the thing differentiates them is their opinion on how the economy should be handled and relationship to Denmark and the EU.

Does that mean they are Sweden tier leftist, if they are social Democratic? Are they pro refugee?

Nah Social Democrats are center-left here. It's the classic working-man party. They're not pro refugee anymore, but not exactly far right either.

>they're not pro refugee anymore

How recently did they stop being pro refugee? Also what do they think about immigration from shithole countries? Do they support it or not

>How recently did they stop being pro refugee?
It began just before the election in 2015 (a very good election for them)

>Also what do they think about immigration from shithole countries?
Almost all parties have stopped distinguishing between immigrants and refugees.
They have realized that too many are against immigration. If they want to be elected they have to be against it, so they are.
There have recently been some talks about an alliance between the far right and the Social Democrats (the two biggest parties right now).

>prepare to commit suicide

For real. Over 1 in 1000 people killl themselves every year in Greenland. It's weird, because it's the only northern native population that's not just full-on sniffing gas and drinking hand sanitizer.

In norwegian, but how not to deal with a polar bear:
svalbardposten.no/nyheter/det-skar-kniver-gjennom-meg-ved-synet-av-bjornen/19.4564

>south africa

Now that I think about it, I know of quite a lot of people that off themselves. I'll be adding myself to that statistic pretty good
Good to hear it, Denmark for the Danish.

So then I assume that Greenland is probably similar

There's ten people there, idiot. Who gives a shit.