Live in coastal town that gets a lot of foreign tourists

>Live in coastal town that gets a lot of foreign tourists.
>After surf sesh go out to eat with my bros
>look over and see european family eating
>see one of them eating a burger with a fork and knife
>Instantly triggered
What the actual fuck

that's how we eat big burgers here

Off topic but why the fuck are ALL American food portions so huge? I remember when I was there asking for a small burger and it was the equivalent of a medium/large here.

why

Shart ammo

Burger size depends where you go desu.

Because they are really impractical to eat if they are too big, man

You can't fit them in your mouth and you'd get dirty trying to. We are civilized people who don't get dirty in public.

It was on burger Kangz, same thing with the drinks, the medium coke was like 1,5 liters.

I don't know where or when it started, but it continues simply as part of a trend. Any moderately priced restaurant would be thought of as stingy for serving smaller portions.

Doggy bags are an American thing as a result.

So we can have Leftovers to take home and eat another time.

You sound like a right Chad

>poland
>civilized
Unless you're a child how retarded do you have to be get messy eating a burger.

Have you tried eating it with a fork and knife yourself? You might like it.

Thats how we do it, why so mad though?

There are things for which you don't need knife and fork, and if you're half-civilised you can eat without making a mess big enough that a napkin can't solve.

>Any type of sandwich (hamburgers, hotdogs)
>Chicken Barbecue (or any barbecue)
>Shrimp
>Grilled Sardines

Some of those do leave a smell, but you just wash your hands after and you're good to go.

I forgot to add a "to" >.

kek

You don't get messy eating a Cheeseburger but Big Mac or bigger, yeah.
Also Poland is much more civilized than USA as using fork and knife to eat proves.

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>this triggers sharters

An argument expected form a prole american.

This 100%

t. Alberto McSanderosa

Eating with a knife and a fork is considered civilised,probably because it reduces the stains and greasy hands you'll get if you eat with your hands

Not all things require you to eat with a fork and knife, one of those things being burgers.

>Not enjoying the sweet sweet mess after eating a gigantic burger with your bare hands

The best state's right.

Yeah, no. We are not cavemen.

t. cavemen

Is it bad to cut a big burger in half and then eat the half's with your hands?

Absolutely. It has to be eaten layer after layer.

Delete this

Just use napkins later you pussy

t. Mike Wazowski
Fucking pussies.

That sort of thing should be in the cook's hands. He should slice your burger if it's huge.

You mean a vertical slice, right?

Brevard?

That's how I ate huge burgers when I was a kid.

Acceptable

Getting dirty in the first place is considered a faux pas.

I mean does it really matters if it's vertical or horizontal
I mean, like, you can turn around the fucking plate or something

Nah, SB california.

shitty burgers from mcd, sure
but it seems like the more you pay for the burger, the taller they get

>those forks and knives will need to be cleaned
>illegal mexicans will do the job
>employees will vote democrat to let the illegals to pour in over even more to do the underpaid work all because of european tourists
>OP's family member will be killed by an illegal.

all of this because of us

eat shit califag

Your flag combo is very easy on the eyes.

Are you a woman?

You don't need to get dirty beyond some flour from the bread or something.

Just squeeze them a bit. Obviously if it's taller than wider, then it's not really a burger as much as a tower.

I was making a joke that if you cut it horizontally you'd separate the top and bottom slices of bread. Shitty joke, I'm sorry.

West coast best coast ;)

I like eating with knives an forks because it makes you slow down. I'm always finishing my meal ages before my gf and it's boring waiting around :^)

You're Portuguese so we love you no matter what ;)

After you're done you start eating hers. After a couple dinners she'll hurry up, or end up thinner. It's win-win.

T-Thanks. But seriously, you guys don't eat fish and chips with cutleries, why would you eat a burger?

Thanks

No

That's enough for an embarrassment

Perfectly fine.

>That's enough for an embarrassment
Fucking pussies. I bet you cunts use a fork to take your dicks to piss as well.

Nah that's mean, i want her to enjoy her meals. She's not fat at all and really beautiful as she is

I only eat the fish with a fork. I only use cutlery for a burger at a restaurant (use hands at bbq's and cafés)

Sometimes, when someone calls Spain non-european I'm actually glad.

the pee lady does it for a coin desu

If you eat pic related with knife and fork here, you'll be mocked and called a princess or a faggot.

Not the potatoes, obviously, just talking about the sardines at a barbecue or something.

I don't understand how can A man be such a pussy

ah yes, such fun to switch between the fork and the fingers to eat the whole thing. Very practical

I just didn't have a separate image for the sardines.

If it comes next to things you eat with cutleries, you use them for the sardine as well.

>implying i'd care being called a faggot by a moortuguese

You're probably used to it, yes.

I'd still use the fork and the knife to carefully remove the filets

But you eat all the bones

Noboody eats fish with knife, baka.

I don't understand why underages are allowed on this board.

How American. I bet you secretly sharted in your room once you saw they are doing this.

And I'd expect nothing less from a pussy. You can remove them with your fingers. It's a barbecue thing. You don't even use a plate, you just rest the sardine on a slice of bread, and eat it at the end, semi-soaked with the sauce.

Not on a sardine. Unless it's fried or something.

We've been eating sardines like that since before America was even a thing.

I'm a sissy faggot, I don't

Why do americans eat their snickers with a fork and knife?

Do you think you're brave when you eat sardines without cuttlery?

TO PREVENT THREADS OF CARAMEL FROM GETTING ON YOUR CHIN ONCE YOU TAKE A BITE

As i don't know a word of arabic, i honestly can't tell you

A real man doesn't gets embarrassed when eating a burger with his hands, calling me an underage won't disprove my point that you are a pussy

That sardine looked fried to me, i'm on my phone.

Actually chuckled

Jokes on you I'd never eat that garbage in the first place.

Did the green bit put you off

Maybe. But using the cutlery is an old custom derived from times were clothes were that much expensive, that some people could afford only a single clothing set, for every occasion. And of course poor, simple people were indifferent about what kind of stains do they have on their only shirt and what associations do they bring while eating. Hence the whole traning of table manners: to not to ruin yourself and your family.

No the fish head and scales would be the culprit this time.
That salad is pretty fuckin lame now that I look at it though.

How do you eat it, with your hands?

You're the only country in the world that is stupid enough to eats big-ass burgers with your bare hands.

They're called napkins.

What's the problem with fish heads. It is descaled, what you're looking at is just the skin underneath the skales.

We are talking about burgers, the only way they can stain your clothes it's if you are too stupid or careless to eat them properly

You wouldn't eat the head, you ponce. And it doesn't even have scales.

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>plastic utensils
I am triggered

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