You get to create your own country but it's qualities must be exclusively defined in terms of other countries. Here's a shitty example:
My country would have
>UK bantz
>United States' military
>Italy's cuisine
My country would not have
>India's reputation
>Australia's wildlife
its*
>jap mindset to foreigners
>jap bravery
>jap ingenuity
>gaijin mindset
>gaijin stinky smell
>gaijin weakness
>bump
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>Norway
>Without the rest of the world's foreigners
map to help you think
French's language
Polish girls
Italian good
>South African accents
>Canadian wildlife
>New Zealander scenery
>British humour
>French cuisine
Would not have:
>British cuisine
>Australian weather
>Australian wildlife
>>jap bravery
>>jap ingenuity
>Canadian wildlife
>New Zealander scenery
>British humour
I actually thought of these exact same things except with UK wildlife because it generally doesn't want to kill you.
Here's my ideal:
A M E R I C A
You seen like an interesting person.
>tfw an easterner replies to you
disgusting honestly, I think I need a shower.
by the way this is now an WESTERN HEMISPHERE thread. all imperialists and other eastern filth are not welcome.
nice autism you've got there buddy
I want to live in the country where the engineers are Italian, the mechanics are French, the cooks are English, and the police are German! :D
>Iceland's whiteness
>Ancient China's culture
>US' Military
>Australian bantz
Would not have
>British ""humor""
>British ""food""
>British ""culture""
>British ""people""
This is now a shart-free zone. Those who insist on passing wind in any indoor commercial or public area, whether or not such passage results in the unnoticed production of faecal matter, are not welcome.
sorry you must be at least this relevant to post here.
>trying to outshitpost an aussie
>RULE BRITANNIA
get fucked limey
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Nice try, amerilard, but you couldn't possibly craft a post as shitty and as devoid of any effort as this Check mate.
кaк ты знaeшь cyкa?
Maybe one day I will learn, but you are right, it is beautiful in it's simplicity. How are they just born with this knowledge?
verpissen
>How are they just born with this knowledge?
It's probably genetic because they're descendants of people who were deemed so shitty and disruptive to society that it was actually felt necessary to exile them to the opposite face of the planet (the furthest place we could reach at the time).
Would Have
>Japanese Immigration model and economy
>Russian military and climate
>Finnish snipers
>Serbian accordionists
>Shit ton of memes
Would not have
>Kiwi Women
>US and Mexican obesity levels
>German Neo-liberalism
>Cancerous movie trilogies that are so popular that it's the "only reason on why you cunt deserved to be mentioned" and the people who say that
Why Polish girls?
Because they are the worst, just like other things he mentioned.
Faroese language
Finnish education
Canadian health care
Swiss politics and economy
Icelandic government
German work ethics and quality standards
Russian literature and music
British and German popular music (British rock, German industrial and folk)
Hungarian cuisine
Japanese technology
French qts
Slovenian and Swiss landscape
Czech architecture