You wake up in Edo Japan

You wake up in Edo Japan.

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Move to China immediately

HI WHERE IS DE ANIBEXDXDXD

I-I am an Ainu not a gajin I swear!

Try it.

paint women being fucked by octopus

germans and swedes actually did that thing even though they pretended to be the dutch, who were the only gaijin authorized to stay back then

>burn down Edo
>establish a militaristic society
>invade China

>Sell them opium and guns
>Buy women

Kill self, this time with knife instead of noose

Convert them into righteous and noble catholics.
Also teach them spanish so they become literally Philippines 2.0

KMT was made in Japan and supported by Japan till they got independence but some years later, USA occupied KMT's leaders.
Manchu area was assumed to be shared by Japanese and Manchu because Japan beat Russia and Japan supported KMT but KMT denied that promise suddenly.
War occured in China.
Soviet supported Communists, USA supported KMT, Japan supported Manchu.
Manchuria was strongest of the three when Japan lost but communists won because of Soviet.

I seem to remember some people trying this.

>righteous and noble
>catholic

chose one

>German
Of course its one of you krautniggers trying to fuck up European culture

wew

TIL it's actually pronounced "see-zar" not "kai-zar".

actually not.
"c" was pronounced as "k", "ké-saR"

You're both wrong, as it was pronounced "tzeh-sar". Do I reallly have to teach you how to speak "c" properly?

They pronounce it "see-zar" in Romance countries. In actual Rome, to this day it's "see-zar".

Germans weren't Roman. I don't know how else to put it to you.

Ahmed is right about the pronunciation in classical Latin. Vulgar latin had replaced classical pretty early in the Empire period. That is what all romance languages are based off. Even pronunciations in liturgical classical Latin basically had nothing to do with the original by the early Middle Ages, since it wasn't a living language at that point.

Another example: Cicero was pronounced Kick - er - o.

Probably would get executed for being an outsider.

What

Japanese history books are shunned by the international community as being blatantly incorrect - which unsurprisingly fosters some xenophobism. If it were not for us and the internet that would've gone full NK long ago. Easier for the powerful to stay in power if their world is smaller.

that's known unhinged spammer. just disregard that pasta

youtube.com/watch?v=2TsO0vTi9Ug
First KMT's leader is 孫中山 and 中山 is Japanese name.
Of course, he knew he was supported by Japan and he shared ideal with Japan. He loved Japan so much.

100 times this.

kicking peruvian balls all straight to Chile

or would become a samurai

In classical Latin the "c" is always hard. Soft-c was an innovation and was passed on to contemporary Romance languages, but the classical pronunciation of "caesar" is certainly with hard-c.

>jap stole my horse

watch anime (=^・^=)

China was the most shithole at the age though

You are the most retarded shithead in this thread though

Commander Perry's Wild Expedition

Spread Christianity.

with opium?

ching chongu magic and shieet

spread islam

Movie to Nagasaki and get on board of any European ship.

in the EDO-era Japanese already made an eternal clock.

wooden robots.

fuck jap qt3.14s

>Soviet supported Communists

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Zet

Thanks.

Get strung upon a cross and die horribly, as was the course for white christians

i propose we ban all canadians

I show you harakiri
It is easy to do it for me

didn't know scandinavians were that devout christian

I join Colonel Grant and kill some Japs.

江戸参府に行ったり、風説書したり、日本とらくらく文化交流したりする

All foreigners, even shipwrecked sailors, were executed.

Only Westerners allowed to enter mainland Japan, were those on the Dutch East India Company's tributary mission to the Shogun in Edo every four years.

sounds dangerous. Don't they have tropical diseases and AIDS and stuff?

I'd start selling anime girls I draw on wood blocks.

I will become the inventor of anime.

trip over emperor

promote Christianity

import Koreans in

kek this.

>"open the country"
>"stop having it be closed"

Huge boats.
With guns.
Gunboats.

I could be a great warrior because even modern japs look like middle schoolers for me.

Fuck.

most halal answer, make japan halal again desu

Good luck trying that
Edo was better anyway in that era too

All C's are pronounced 'K' in Latin. No exceptions.