/cum/ fernie edition

/cum/ fernie edition

Why don't you live in Fernie, BC?

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Canada is full of faggots prove me wrong

because why the fuck would I live in a small town you yokel idiot

>not knowing the welcome party the women of Fernie throw for new residents

Jenna tbqh

have you lived in a major city before?

personally i think medium sized cities are ideal

75k up to 300k i think is about where i'd cut it off

>he doesn't live on sea level

last thread it was mormons this time its:

SCIENTOLOGY

Discuss.

this hillbilly is trying to shill his shitty town

Small tourist towns are fucking shit.
>muh overpriced boutiques
>muh microbrewery
Can't even get a good pizza in most of these places.

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then you're a boring, unambitious person with no fun interests who likely only needs a good internet connection

Easy: drake is canadian and he's the most alpha man ever

is crazy people that crap lolololo
the lord jesus christ seems more crdible

>live in canadian city
>need $500,000+ for a house in a neighborhood that isn't multi family non white households

Explain this, atheists.

>try to jack off
>can't cum
>come to /cum/

Those cities are the worst. Crap transportation infrastructure, you need a car to do anything. At least in small towns it's often possible to walk to most places because they tend to be packed around a small area, and bigger cities have public transportation to take you places you can't walk to.

you can't prove those posts to be real

why do you say that? have you not lived in a major city?

major cities are cool when you're young but they start to get old after a decade

once you get bored of night life and party stuff, there's not much to do, small towns are far superior for outdoor activities

i still live in a major city that i moved to for work and experience and i'm starting to get sick of it

fortunately you can still go out and do outdoorsy shit in about a 2 hour drive so it's not too bad

The show goes on buds

There's a little place called
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Gents I've had diarrhea for 7 years straight at this point. Am I going to die?

i've lived in towns of that size where it wasn't an issue for the most part, where are you needing to walk to anyways?

there really isn't much more to do in a large city, what are your guys hobbies that make large cities so great?

rub your prostate

canada has much better public transport because we aren't worried about letting the blacks out of the ghetto

are you an alcoholic?

Think I may be becoming bi out of sheer loneliness
This happen to anyone else?

There are black people in Canada???

Nah haven't had a drink in almost 3 years. I was never a really heavy drinker to begin with.

>pray to God for things to go my way
>things go my way
explain this, atheists

Go outside.
There are too many.
t. Toronto

toronto has a fair bit, elsewhere they're like 1% of the population

I'm outside RIGHT NOW

Everyone dies

stop gping to /gif/
those trap/shemale threads arent good

never occurred to you to go ask a doctor about it?

No, but I know a lot of guys who have become trans for the same reason. "If you can't beat them, join them," rings true.

Do they act like Niggers?

>Am I going to die?
Soon.

Black people from Canada are top tier

Especially the grillz

Not if he's going to stick his fingers up my bum.

>if you can't beat them, beat them off
hmmm

but what about you, can you go your own way?

Yes. Most of them are from Africa or the Caribbean but they pick up American black culture.

for the most part yes

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If you didn't die the first month, I don't see why now is any different.

there's freed slaves in Nova Scotia, like the rocks dad
Quebec lets in haitians and french africans for language reasons
Ontario has Africans and Caribbeaners

It wasn't too long ago though (at :55)
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what? are you afraid you might like it?

I asked you guys a question!

What is it you like so much about major cities?

Are you guys just still in your early 20s and really into going to bars and shit? Or are there some hobbies you can get into in big cities I'm unaware of?

I hate being in love

I'm afraid he might find ass cancer or something.

Ummm..thanks

:3

user from the last thread here.

I'm from east grinstead,uk so i know both mormons and scientologists.

The scientologists like to sue people over small things to win a technical victory, they are petty and self obsessed and actively try to be like that.

The scientologists are especially dicks even compared to other cults here, they go and try to argue with people or make a small thing into a big deal.

Its part of the cults brainwashing, the cult targets vain naive people in general and makes them into even bigger dickheads than they actually are already by claiming they are entitled to feel that way after donating money to do courses.

They buy up land and build a supplement shop to sell their bullshit health supplements (completely useless to non scientologists). And generally try to dominate the town.

Neil Gaiman is from here and is a scientologist, that's the general type of person they create.

Think the had plastic surgery,buys apple products,drinks at starbucks type of vain douchebag. The type of people that do coke and talk through a party about themselves.

No one gives two shits about them or the mormons or any other cult here though we generally try to ignore them.

Explain this, atheists.

The toronto pride parade was stopped by BLM because the police had a float

the Somalis and Haitians do

They're just as bad as American blacks.

I like taking the subway to different neighbourhoods and wandering around for a few hours

Leftists are idiots, I've literally never lost an argument with one.

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>what are your guys hobbies that make large cities so great

I like going out to bars with friends, going to comedy performances, going to arcades, lots of stuff like that. Also checking out trendy new restaurants. I'll also go to a club every once in a while. I can do a lot of this stuff in the suburbs where I live, but I've been in cities and it's much better, and more convenient, to do so in those.

are you pretty young still? I found wandering around to be interesting when I first moved to the city, but it got old

there's lots of other new arrivals in big cities, more people with no friends
lot more stuff for weebs
people are less friendly which is good for social anxiety
you have to draw a lot of attention to not be anonymous

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I've never noticed how similar Canadian and Scottish accents are before

this webm made me laugh

so you rather wait for your butt to kill you?

Why does the Toronto subway only have three lines, then? (well, four, but one's just a transfer at the end of another)

that sounds terrifying, i wish there was a way to put a stop to scientology, its nothing but bad

>arcades
that's a thing?

I used to like going to punk shows and things like that when I was younger, but now I am older and into outdoor hobbies like shooting and I can't justify blowing fuckloads of money at bars even if i wanted to(though i would still do that more if it wasn't so expensive as to take away from my other hobbies)

If you did live in the city you'd probably be too broke to do that stuff, unless you make a lot of money

Cities are so fucking pricey you can barely scrape by unless you make some pretty fat cash

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If this has been happening for 7 years now and you haven't died you're probably safe. Don't worry about it.

America was settled by the English
Canada was settled by the Scots

they like being the colder northern less relevant neighbor country

Eh fur coat an nae nickers

ok fair enough
That is a good point, I definitely don't miss running into people you know all the time like I did in the town I grew up in

It's been a good place to meet friends also, but now I have a bunch of cool friends and don't need to make more, wish I could have us all move to the burbs

you're right tho

We were settled by both. We have more people of English ancestry than Scots.

I'm from Fernie :D visit my family at Christmas and at summer.

Probably the most beautiful town in Western Canada.

Every post ITT is a good post.

Mf Doom - Coffin Nails

Have you ever hit a woman?

Dead Poet's Society is the best movie tbqh.

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thanks, user

Boys I've got the last bit of liquor that is left in my house
It's just a shitty can of 1% alcohol ginger ale

How am I supposed to drink my problems away if no one buys any liquor

by accident and after they hit me first

Yeah a few times in grade school
This one slut in the seat in front of me stole my hat off my head, so I came around and kicked her in the leg until she was crying and bleeding and then she gave it back

Looks like an early form of lipedema.

College towns usually have an arcade. Just-graduated-college gentrifying areas in the city have "barcades".

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Now that I know where it comes from, I find it less grating and easy to make fun of

is that anthony cumia?

>fast for 48 hours
>only lose 5 pounds
explain this, atheists

Guarantee most of that was water

nah, just a nice truck driver

In the 5th grade some girl was bullying my brother, and I OHKO'ed her. I only half regret it.

I really want a shut-in autist gf who I can just watch anime with and stuff

why is the street like 80 ft wide?

they could easily make this a 4 lane road

>go to the doctor a year ago
>height measures around 6'5
>go this year
>height is 6'7
What is this memery? Is my kyphosis really that pronounced?