ITT: Sup Forums related confessions

ITT: Sup Forums related confessions

I love France and am secretly learning the French language

I'm half Polish but tell people I'm 100% Anglo

i wish i was uruguayan

If I see a person from another country arguing with an American, I will start replying to them and pretend to be the orginial American and act like a complete retard. The guy I pretend to be usually leaves the thread and doesn't reply

I dated a girl once just because of her nationality.

I hate all black people, and Muslims.

When i visited Peru as a tourist, people treated me like a fucking god, we treat peruvians like trash.

I hate nobody. Not even the haters.

>I'm half Polish but tell people I'm 100% Anglo

This will be the half the English population in 40 years time.

I love Australia.

i listen to a lot of western-theme/country music and fantasise about living in a rustic, non-trashy american small town in the south/southwestern frontier.

i'm vietnamese canadian and live in a typical major city with only hipster girls around me and wouldn't know how to survive off the land.

I hate Canada

I stuck a buttplug up my ass and it's been in there for over 24 hours.

I'm secretly in love with my Norwegian internet friend of over 3 years who is in a relationship for the past year.
I can't commit to a relationship because of this.

But you poop from there

I love these dumb memes

I intentionally take up positions I don't actually believe to start arguments.

Also, I'm a Lusophile.

I've been posting a lot of bait for Australia and Great Britain the past week because nothing warms my heart like getting a (you) from them

I'm obsessed with Slavic history, languages, culture etc.

>I intentionally take up positions I don't actually believe to start arguments.

t. Most of this board

I love little girls

I really like Mexicans and wish more would move here

I love ancient china and am currently learning chinese

What's your ethnicity?

I'm not white.

Are you Asian?

Black

I'm white that other dude wasn't me

Cool

USA, the glorious united shitskins of America.

Here's one on the house :)

franse a gay lol

Not Sup Forums related but when I was 14 I got to house-sit for my sister's friend who was 18 and she had huge 34-D tits and I went into her room and rubbed her bras all over my dick and jerked off with them.

bump

>turn handle
>the chain only goes looser

I fantasize about moving to Africa and leading a secluded, spartan life on the savannah and perhaps training a young giraffe to do vid related to my willy

I hand sex with an Asian trans girl and it doesn't bother me in the slightest?

If they claim they're anglo why does it matter.