Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread ---Useful Links---

過去ログ
>desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare it before making a new thread and post the next link.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=j28Rz2P9LXA
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

愛してます

>one minute I'm a chink
>next minute i'm a zainichi who speaks english
>next minute I'm a self-hating japanese

kek, make your mind up japs

愛されてます

Glorious Waifu Age

結婚しようぜ

>お尻で償う
どういう意味

fuck horo

あのニューハーフデブスってマジで死ねばいいんだよ
日本人はなんでそんなキチガイが好きなんだろう
吐き気がする

Karoshi, Chikan, Tatemae

日本人が好きなんじゃなくてそういうのゴリ押しされているんだよ、わかるだろ?

こいつ?
男女両方の立場で文句垂れる卑怯者だよな
これが好きな奴はこいつが代わりに文句言ってくれてる気持ちになるんだろう
多分こいつが好きな奴は悪口が好きな奴

ホモは地獄行き

そういうことか

キモいから貼るなよw
ブサヨみたいだな

有吉や坂上に比べれば多少はマシ
バラエティ番組自体好きじゃないけど

>japan
>copied chinese culture
>copied korean culture
>copied european culture
>get nuked
>copied american culture
>dying now

マツコ?
嫌いじゃないけど

gay乙

Japanese women like MatsukoDX. A poll show that She is the most popular shemale celebrity in Japan.

有吉も坂上も好き
和田アキコ、ミヤネ、爆笑問題より腹が立つ奴なかなかいない

Why are you laughing even though you have japanese flag?

キモいからこそ貼るw
俺もこいつ嫌いなんだよ

どれだけブーメランな発言を一度に言えるか挑戦してるのか

>feels good to having part of white gene
>pure jap? no thank you
>look at my big eyes
>i can't compete with pure white women but as long as i'm in japan i am the king

Holy god damn, man. Holy god damn.

松屋の牛めしを買ったけど、
外人の俺が箸の使い方が知らない
ど、どうしよう

>those teeth

-2/10, defective genome would NOT breed with

Are you in Store? Is there no spoon there?

手があるでしょう?

何のためにアゴがしゃくれてるんだよ
うらやましい

おっ分かってるな
松屋は「牛丼」じゃなくて「牛めし」なんだよな

youtube.com/watch?v=j28Rz2P9LXA
どうしても無理だと思ったら、コンビニでフォークかスプーンを買え
or サラダか何かを買ってフォークを貰え。

自殺しかないな

太ももと太ももの間に三本目の足があるじゃろ?

>外人の俺「は」箸の使い方「を」知らない

...

high res pic for old as fuck anime

金玉の皮温めたら伸びるじゃん?
包めないか?

>ブーメランな発言
真っ当な日本人なら「自家撞着」くらい言えるだろうに

バカな外国人さんは可愛いな

おっ
生まれて初めて可愛いって言われた
うれすぃい

>the average japanese male

If you live in Japan, go to 100 yen shops. you can buy kitchen things, dining thing and stationary thing or so.
You can find daiso or cando in your town, if you find a lawson store 100, you can buy goods every time you want because the store is open 24 hours.

3万以上って、どんな男でもそれは無理だよ

Daiso in New Zealand is $3 (300~ yen)

I've never seen stores which supply those kind of service. At least, I don't think it is popular.
It looks like a rare server for a TV show.

>3 man

KEK, he literally could have bought sex for less than that. I bet the girl was ugly af too

FUCKING KEK

What's going on in this thread?

変な奴が現れた

>1NZ= 1USD
It seems crazy exchange rate. lol
3NZD=227JPN
It sound a little bit expensive.

Pepe is my favorite American meme

Thank you America

As you said If I could spend 30 thousand yen for free,I would buy a cute russian hooker to have sex.

...

Wnere can I met her I'm ready to pay 3 man yen

>白ギャル

I found it on google.
It looks same as Japanese one.
Do you go to Daiso many times?

spread pepe to japanese imageboards, do it.

Save up some more money and buy an economical windowless van instead

>黒い女が好き
なんでアフリカや東南アジアや南米に行かないんだ?

しかし
>悪口を言う奴が嫌い
これが悪口と言われたら悪口言う奴には何も言えないなw

こんばんは

>an economical windowless van
What for? I don't need a van without a girl

new Rila pic

>this meme

必死だね。

Do you know クジラックス and like it?

If I were Japanese my name would be Misumi Mikoto is that a good name?

Sometimes
It's really cramped just like a real Japanese store

Is Mikoto the first name? It is good, if you are a girl.

stay dreaming :^)


時下ますますご清祥のこととお慶び申し上げます。
この度は弊スレッドにお越しくださり誠にありがとうございます。
今後とも倍旧のお引き立てを賜りますよう何卒お願い申し上げます。
末筆ながら、 様のより一層のご多幸とご健勝を心より祈念申し上げます。

>if you are a girl.
Why not for man? It's not only for girl, like 誠

>必死だね。
はい、そうです

>he thinks I haven't seen the meme pictures of Izumi Mana with no makeup 1,000 times and that I wouldn't fuck her with no make up, too

Even if I wouldn't, who cares, the point of liking gyaru is liking the style which means the makeup. So just fuck her with the makeup on.

Most girls look better with make up on anyway. What's your point, really?

I think she looks okay without it though.

>mikoto
Oh, I got that wrong

>誠
It is not Mikoto but Makoto.

Don't you have her take shower before having sex?

No wonder your country has no entrepreneurs

>倍旧

ギャルフェチってこういうタイプが好きなんだろ?

Yeah, we do have no rapists unlike your country.

Is Yakuza kawaii? And nice? do they like anime? And manga?

極端なタイプは最高だが、どの黒タイプも好き。
白とか姫ギャルあまり好きじゃない。

>ばい‐きゅう〔‐キウ〕【倍旧】
>以前よりも程度が増すこと。「―の御愛顧を願い上げます」

帰ればスプーンかフォークあるだろ
最近は歩きながら食べる女もいるがな

你好
我的ぬこ很cuteです

rate my fried chickens

主夫になりたい

Do you honestly believe that?

I do not have enough w's for you

骨入り?

美味しそうじゃねぇか
分けてくれんか?

Looks tasty, user. Will you put any sauce on them? Do you know about buffalo sauce?

旨そう
でも一人で全部食うのは辛いな

骨なし
僕は胸肉が好きだから
俺の嫁になるならいいよ

捨てられたら翌日から高齢無職の誕生だぞ
捨てられない為におんなにへーこらするんだぜ恥ずかしくないの?

上手なもんだね
ちょっと衣つけすぎだけど

嫁ってお前・・・俺はちんぽのついた男だぞ

それでもいいって言うんならなってやってもいいけどぉ?

横だが
今時職場も女上司だらけだけどな

残ったら翌日へ
確かにそうかも
でも衣がメインみたいなとこあるやん?
no more chinko

>Do you honestly believe that?
Yeah, I do. I was a law student and I have seen some rape cases. Still I believe it never happen in Japan, fuck

What about that comedian who raped the hotel staff woman in his room?

I just hate him and his mother. But, I don't really care about that

日本人、西洋哲学知ってる?もしそうなら誰が好き、西洋哲学者?

見落としてた
ありがとう
no, I don't put any sauce
I know buffalo sauce, but I'v bought one, it was 不味い
いま思い出したからそのソースの良いレシピ探して次は作る