>be me >my father buys a laptop at best buy like a faggot >pirate a bunch of software on it >during installation internet goes down >troubleshoot for 26 hours straight >text father while drunk "having problems with laptop, I think i'm going to bring it in" >he offers to swing by and do it for me, I oblige >forget to purge the piracy >next morning >i'm still asleep from drinking and he comes into my apartment and grabs it >by the time I wake up I get a call from father >"hey, the guy said they're going to have to hold on to it and have a look at it" >proceed to panic
How fucked am I?
Michael Brown
No one cares about your piracy. You'll be fine.
Josiah Wilson
/thread
Luke Wright
>not just reinstalling windows but yeah they don't give a shit. come back when you're actually an adult and don't need mommy and daddy to help you.
Jordan Jackson
Your going to federal prison Might as well kill yourself now
Thomas Garcia
Being so dense you actually think he meant "piracy"
You're fucked OP.
Jayden Barnes
Hey, he's the one who offered. I just simply said "yes."
Carter Jackson
Are you sure you're qualified enough to post here?
Julian Peterson
OP here. Yes, I mean't pirating software. C4D, Maya, AutoCAD etc etc.
Parker Miller
10 Crack Commandment >1. no bestbuy dummy >2. use gnu/linux w/ VMs >3. if must use botnetOS, format hard drive and reinstall windows clean >4. get good trackers for pirated shit dummy >5. nono drink until parents no more money give >6. if "interweb don't go" on freshinstall then backup and reinstall windows >7. dont LET NORMIES touch ur equipment >8. SERIOUSLY; NON-RMA IT INCLUDED >9. encrypt everything privacytools io shoutout >10. when asked if you did something or for a password u dont know a password woops lmao
Hudson Cook
>be you You're already fucked
Parker Allen
>be me As opposed to being someone else? Reddit tourist get out.
Joshua Miller
>Duuuuh it no work, I pay man to fix >Oh no how could I have been so retarded? I bet you even left files like AutoCAD_crack.exe on your desktop
Blake Miller
Not quite but I might as well have.
Jeremiah Ramirez
You are alcoholic, you are fubar.
Jaxon Johnson
I worked in Geek Squad. As long as they don't find cheese pizza, they don't give a shit. Not about piracy or porn or anything.
John Morgan
>hey, the guy said they're going to have to hold on to it and have a look at it
noone cares about piracy, they just have a bunch of laptops to work on.
Hunter Allen
>going to Best Buy I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away
Julian Phillips
t. geometry wizard user
Jaxson Taylor
naw just me being fucking retarded and forgetting to purge torrent download destination folder completely. just software. cleared browsing data, despite only containing torrent links. other than adobe installs, i didn't get far into setting it up, both SSD and HDD are skeletal.
Cooper King
That's because they don't trust you to be an adult. You're still a child to them.
