How do the French feel about their most successful colony?

How do the French feel about their most successful colony?

Pretty shitty food but they're ok as a people

>says it in English
We already won.

>Won

But there wasn't any contest here user, or is it just insecurity that pushes you to compete against the French ?

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We don't really think about them desu besides that said everything

you mean americans did

>we

You're American?

>we don't really think about them

>It's an obsession episode

Here's an updated version

>says it in English
And English is cucked by French. That's enough.

>says it in English
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Not to mention their coat of arms

it's american m8

thats hot

>being proud of cucked language

I don't speak French, I don't have to because you'll just learn my language like everybody else.

>vassal state talking about cuckoldry
wew

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Try coming to France thinking everyone speaks it and you're in for a treat

If I want to visit a third world country I'll go to one with a unique and interesting culture, thank you very much.

>going to Fra "The nice guys" nce

wew

>They will never have the pleasure to give the wrong directions to a lost British tourist

Why even live ?

>French manners.
You're so impolite.

>Northumberland

I always in Medieval Total War trained my best troops there because Umbria sounds so cool. And then when I heard of that actor Benedict Cumberbatch I already knew he was great. Combination "umb" and especially "umber" is so cool, like really celtic and mystic. I visited Umbria once it was so cool.

>THIS
>FROM
>ENGLAND

Hey, enjoy that time we brought civilization to your shitty island, huh?

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But English is basically mispronounced French.

Stop speaking it then, oh wait you have to.

Literally nothing to do with Umbria.

> land North of the Humber river
> Northhumber
> Northumbria

Tu penses ça?

>quebecois creates a thread intending to trigger brits
>ITT french people getting anally ravaged instead
O B S E S S E D

>ITT french people getting anally ravaged instead
>

It's a historical fact that the french essentially colonized the British isles

Why are we denying this

And we you, even more successfully.

What are you going to do about it sissy brit boi ?

>Stop speaking it then, oh wait you have to.

It's... it's my native language.

> French
> calling anyone sissy
You're widely known as the most effeminate and unmanly nation in the entire West.

>It's... it's my native language.
You're god damn right.

But I'm speaking american nigga.
ColOR, HuMor... See ?

Of course we are, years of bitter British propaganda have seen to it since the truth wasn't enough to make people love you

>trousers instead of pants
>bongs will defend this

You mean bongs will pay several coalitions to defend this for them

>You're widely known as the most effeminate and unmanly nation in the entire West.

Really?

Fucking Parisians.

O B S E S S E D

OB

Start shit get hit Nigel

OBSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSED

Actually that would be either sweden or germany.

I don't bloody think we're less manly and more effeminate than you.

This makes no sense. France + Normandy = England? Normandy + Wessex = England would be more apt.

we arent that successful, bump