Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 4 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kanye West/ANOHNI 9.0 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 18
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Press 1 for trash -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Radiohead, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
If it weren't for that one South Park episode I wouldn't even know Radiohead existed until the LP9 hype.
Alexander Stewart
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Ayden Lopez
Wait seriously what the fuck
Aaron Barnes
What's everyone listening to?
Isaac Reed
An EP my friend made. It's good for lonely nights.
Matthew Cooper
TKOL
Better than I remember it being. Not my favorite of theirs but is has some seriously solid songs
Camden Rodriguez
Is p4k going to pan The Glowing Man no matter what? I feel like they already have the score they're planning on using
Luis Cruz
White Lung 8.7 BNM?
Lucas Ortiz
>This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca, Moriaki Wakabayashi, Pol Pot, Abimael Guzmán, Timochenko and ANOHNI
Jackson Nelson
Listening to the old james blake. He always had weak tracks on his albums. But you know what? Nothing wrong with him.
Leo Campbell
OK, the timing of the P4k interview along with specific references to the new album, makes me think that we COULD get a pre-written review tonight.
Eli Cook
I don't think we're ready for the revolution user
David Ward
Is it out of the question that they got an advanced copy?
Jason Price
what game should I play waiting for p4k
Grayson Brooks
they had to have gotten an advanced copy god I hope they review it bottomless pit is such memey garbage they should give Blake his deserved spotlight again
Dominic Collins
Play Gwent in The Witcher.
Luke Thomas
witcher 3 side treasure hunts baby.
Cameron King
>he thinks music review sites have to wait until an album is released to the public to listen it!
Jose Miller
New Vegas
go slaughter profligates
Jaxson Gutierrez
Anyone got a link to the new Anohni?
Logan White
The revolution would not be televised
Julian Fisher
How did you pull all these names out of your ass so fast I only know like half this shit
Carter Perry
Death Grips will get panned
James Blake will get BNM of 8.7
Liam Long
we really got Anohni, James Blake, Death Grips and probably Chance tonight. might be one of the most staked music release days in recent memory.
Henry Butler
death grips 2.0 cap this
Oliver Johnson
...did you guys notice they changed BNM into BNA
what the fuck pitchfork
Leo Lee
Its been months and I still cant get over how shitty the new website format is
Anthony Ramirez
if the anohni album was instrumental then it could be in this group
Tyler Jones
what
Owen Phillips
They will pan Bottomless Pit my uncle works for pitchfork so i know
Tyler Martinez
does anyone expect a Bottomless Pit review tonight? I doubt they sent out advance copies and p4k doesn't review leaks.
Owen Long
...
Brayden Russell
I'm not fucking around.
Oliver Wilson
did u cap this on an ipod nano
Juan Parker
it's always been like that
Eli Rodriguez
you are so dumb
Juan Jenkins
what
Benjamin Ward
That's not the same as the picture you moron
Zachary Miller
i'm feeling a 9 for the blake, screencap this. DGs are def getting panned, i'm thinking 6.5-7.5
Noah Clark
Luh - Spiritual Songs for Lovers to Sing 8.3 Best New Music
Ryder Long
if it's not higher than 9.0 for blake I'm going to flip a pool
Cooper Watson
WHITE LUNG 8.4 BNM
Isaiah Brooks
how.... how would one do that?
Charles Ramirez
9.3
Joshua Wood
Death Grips a 8.8 cause there is a black person James Blake a 8.3 cause he looks like a fag
Carter Butler
completely forgot that white lung album was coming out today
Levi Rodriguez
kill me now Sup Forums kill me right fucking now
Jackson Reyes
very disappointing batch of reviews tbqhwyf
Joshua Taylor
WHITE INDIEFAGS BTFO
Easton Watson
Good Feminist
Ryder Lewis
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN White Lung 8.4 BNM by Laura Snapes Another Splash of Colour - New Psychedelia in Britain 1980-1985 7.2 by Jazz Monroe Vektor 8.2 by Sam Sodomsky Big Black Delta 4.7 by Mehan Jayasuriya
Seriously no one outside of the Brooklyn and Chicago music writing circle gives a shit about White Lung.
Cameron Perry
i wanna eat zoe camp good if you know what i mean ;)
Angel Anderson
you're not a girl. too bad.
Ryan Phillips
why are pitchfork STILL trying to make white lung happen?
Justin Ramirez
y'all are trippin White Lung is great
shame they have to make everything about FEMINISM
Nathan Miller
Pitchfork sucks
Colton Rodriguez
i mean, the music is pretty explicitly feminist and the review really isn't bad at all. interested in giving this a shot, i liked their last album well enough.
Levi Rivera
>bracing indictments of rape culture and the violent and insidious ways it affects society >"feminist punk record" >part of a deeper inquiry into how we perceive and attribute female desire and agency >and the Republican-endorsed concept of female bodies as pliant reproductive vessels
Andrew Myers
Vektor fucking robbed of that BNM fuck you White Lung
Nicholas Morgan
>Sam Sodomsky Sam "FORCED" Sodomsky
add it to the OP
or Sam "Consensual" Sodomsky if you want to be nice about it
[spoiler]his last name sounds like sodomy[/spoiler]
Justin Rogers
>[spoiler]his last name sounds like sodomy[/spoiler] what did he meme by this?
