Be european

>be european
>drive small ass shitbox everyday to work

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The larger your car or truck, the more likely one is to be obese

Not even kidding, this is correlated

>driving a car to work

>drive small ass shitbox
But why? Is it because of
>not enough parking lots
>old cities with narrow streets
>fuel is too expensive to drive something bigger

All of those desu

>be american
>need a giant 4x4 just to haul your fat ass to work

Those little cars to just what the need to: transport you from A to B without too much costs so you safe money for other things.

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Do you have higher taxes for SUVs?
Because in Russia having similar problems almost half of traffic are SUVs.

We have higher taxes for cars (when you buy it) which are more polluting.

Most of them ride public transportation, like poor people do

Like you pay more for cars with Euro 4 engines than for Euro 6?

Look how big is my truck guys

>fat people buy cars with extra room instead of the matchboxes that Euros drive
Rlly makes u think

>red
Gay

>tfw buying a smallish hatchback car

i don't like big cars. i don't really like cars in general but unfortunately you need one in 99% of the us

>tiny truck
I bet you're homo

In Europe, public transit isn't a poor thing. Literally everyone uses it in Europe. You see the same thing in NYC theguardian.com/music/video/2012/dec/06/jay-z-subway-video

Were you in a coma from the 1970s?
Because America does not have really big cars since

We do though

>Japanese 660cc Kei cars are stronk

The real shitty downside of being eewro-fucking-poos is the company car system rather than those abysmal compact cars. You don't have freedom to choose what car you'd like to own and the right to be paid properly with a full amount of salary not with a shitty VW Passat as long as you work for a company over there.

Also their quality of motoring life is terribly damaged by the overly-protective European automotive industry and committees which have kept shutting imports out and made people believe diesels and small turbos are actually clean and the right path to take.

>drive small ass shitbox

Insolence desu!

youtube.com/watch?v=Ek5OebM4BC4

Jesus fucking christ

I have a 2010 Honda Civic and a 2013 Toyota Tacoma. I use the Civic for long commutes like going downtown, doctor's appointments, picking someone up from or dropping someone off at the airport, etc.,... The Tacoma I use to move stuff around. I bought a washer and dryer and loaded em in the back had, the gate down but used straps. I threw out a couch and got a new one. My uncle gave me 2 cords of seasoned oak firewood. I put my grill, beach chairs, a box full of plates, utensils, and cooking supplies and a cooler full of drinks and a cooler full of meats and veggies in the back when I go to the lake or coast... I feel buying an SUV like a Tahoe or Expedition wouldn't be as useful and is shit on gas.

>be American
>own 300hp Mustang or whatever
>only allowed to drive 30kmh, even on highways

>be German
>own 60hp small ass shitbox
>drive 130kmh or faster on the Autobahn

Already there, actually.

SPEED MAN SPEED MAN

Isn't it park police?

Everything smaller than a locomotive is small ass compared to the rigs you people use to haul your lone 400 pound ass to the M&D's Drive Thru

more like a shartcar lol

>drive a small car
>harder to get shot

really makes you think

>people believe diesels and small turbos are actually clean and the right path to take.
>t. Never been to Europe

People chose them because the prices for diesel fuel is a lot lower and they were beter on long distances in regard to fuel economy.

Older model of diesel cars are not even allowed anymore in some European cities.

i drive this

>but unfortunately you need one in 99% of the us

why?

because you're fat?
because you need more space for ammo?
because jamal wants a ride to pick up the welfare money and wants to bring his bomeboys so they can listen to his mixtape?

They also drive around in central park, yeah. But they are normal police.

>not using a superbike

literally why

What the fuck are you talking about? None of what you said is even remotely true.

It's true. SUVs and large trucks are the obesity of the automotive world.

>Engines consume excess food to carry all that extra unnecessary weight
>Owners predominately live in rural areas near SHARTMARTS
>Only appeal to degenerates (aside from the few rural workers who need one for commercial purposes)
>Break down early due to shitty build quality and strain
>Owners belong to a clique of "size acceptance movements" and get angry at thin and sleek things

youtube.com/watch?v=TP5Br2WUBNs

>Planet Fitness

Are the cops there cause someone triggered the Lunk Alarm?

>expecting american bulletstoppers not to be stupid as fuck

Kek, have not even seen that.

These little cars were made to fit into the old and tight streets of European cities (most of them were built before the automobile).
Europeans who live in big cities usually don't even have a car, because they don't need one.

>that .gif
Fucking sad.

At least they do sport.
>note the TV integrated in the machine :) America.

You mean this?

feelsgoodm8

Rate my car

1.6 16v?

why do they put these nasty plastic bumper guards to nice cars to ruin them?