United states of Canada when lads?

United states of Canada when lads?

why?

FUCK OFF

Minnesota is AMERICAN

You have to at least let America keep SoCal

No. United states of Minnesota.

The blue states are the ones that tend to be closer to the mindset that we have here.
>tfw if this were to happen it would instantly make Canada a superpower

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Americans living in those states. Would you really be opposed to this?

I'm in Iowa and I think it'd be neat to be close to so much Canada

FTFY

>flyover states
We already have 3 huge ass provinces that do the same

I live on Wisconsin, is this true? It really brings me shame if it is.

The blue American states alone have far more people than the current Canada. That being said, so long as we adopt American-style Federalism I can't say I oppose this idea.

yes
Most canadians are insufferable enough as neighbors

I'd rather not live under Trudeau

That reads like the introductory pamphlet for a cult

>federalism
Lol fuck off

>Literally just Canada and all the Non-Flyover US states
No thanks Canucks, I'd like to maintain my New-Englishness

Yes, socialism and no guns can fuck right off.

Yeah, because i'll always consider myself an American and not a Canadian. Massachusetts is a little too culturally American to fit easily into Canada, and states like Delaware or California are even less Canadian.

>Americans always joke about absorbing Canada
>when a Canadian suggests the opposite they unironically get butthurt

K

k

potassium

Like clockwork

I wouldn't mind TbH
t. Washington (i'm actually from Arizona but it sucks there)

im in maryland why the hell would you take us yes i would be opposed.

hawaii but not alaska?

Fuck, where's that picture of Mexico and Canada building a bridge over mart sharts when I need it?

Why would we want stupid Canucks?

Minnesota here
Yes

Yes

>Unitary state

Yes, it'd be too liberal for me, and even on the border states Patriotism and the American identity is too strong for this to be feasible.

I assume it's the same for Canadians, though 2bh.

>every single one of these maps
>Canada gets Detroit, Chicago, and New York City

>this time we don't even get Alaska, but we get California and Pennsylvania

It's almost like you hate this country...

Oh please take California. Just take it. We don't want it. Have Hawaii too, we'll fucking pay you, man.
We keep everything else though.

>getting most of the relevant parts of the US
Seems like you're getting quite a good deal there, tbqh

>California

Nigger WHAT THE FUCK are you doing?

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Yes I would be extremely opposed to the point of willingness to join separatists

Canada's mindset is a bunch of nigger and spic ghettos?

He didn't make the map. It's some old-as-fuck thing made by butthurt liberals after the 2004 election.

Blown the fuck out

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It'll eventually come back since a 2-party system implies long-term parity of the parties.

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I'm a dual citizen already, it doesn't really matter to me

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

Really makes you think

>red = dumbfuckistan

Perfect

This

DELET THIS POST NOW

ALASKA IS NOT LEAFISTAN

Liberals get so buttblasted whenever they lose, did they think this was clever?

fixed

Yeah, I like my freedom

>Pennsylvania and NJ in the Confederacy
>NYC in Quebec
>Oregon and Washington in different regions
letrash.jpg

>Quebec takes over Southern Ontario
Kek, have fun with the GTA faggots.