Do Italians consider this blasphemy?
Do Italians consider this blasphemy?
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>no maggots
D R O P P E D
You eat this.
would eat the fuck out of all those
>All those carbs
this
This wtf
mmm good use some maggots
yeb me too desu lads
Italians literaly put potatoes on pizza, but mac and cheese is disgusting?
Do you mean this?
Yep. Potatoes have some nutritonal value if the skins are left on.
>his pizza doest have M&Ms
Disgusting
whats wrong with it?
JUSTA LIKE-A MY MAMA MAKE-A
Potatoes have more nutritional value than cheese?
>in before LE AMERICAN '''''CHEESE''''' maymay reply
At this point I don't think they care anymore.
I like the red wine thing. It looks a bit more elegant and classy.
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Yeah, Cheese is just fat with a small amount of calcium. Potatoes have slower release carbohydrates (more filling and less likely to be turned into fat) as well as a shitload of vitamins if the skins aren't removed.
>>in before LE AMERICAN '''''CHEESE''''' maymay reply
It's true though, most American cheese has zero nutritional value. In most European countries it's against the law for shops to label Amerian style cheese as genuine cheese.
Yeah I guess you're right.
I just imagined they would feel like every cunt in the world was sharting on their flag.
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Well, that shit is german, we did this thing. :DDDDD
Anyway, I bet it comes from America.
It's not worth it until you're really hungry or strapped for cash. Just pay a little bit extra for a better one.
for the same reason you don't put a toast on a pizza
No. just not a pizza
Anything is a pizza if you put it on a circle of dough
>he doesn't make a basic pizza with lavash or pita bread
You know your store bought pizzas are shit when a lazy man's pizza looks an order of magnitude more delicious.
>Italians literaly put potatoes on pizza
I've only seen french fries on pizza and it's called "americana" which should tell you something
>have an Italian guest
>serve him 'pizza' from the freezer and cartoon box wine
That sounds disgusting
not here, don't want to be an italfag, but here a pizza is not some junk food you bring home and everybody take a slice of it with their dirty hands.
You go to a pizzeria and you paid 10 EUR for a real pizza.
>have an Italian guest
>serve him 'carbonara' as displayed in the webm
>then make him a coffee in a moka pot and dilute it with water because "it's too strong", and serve it in a large mug
wew lad
it's 5 euros for a take away Margherita
hiro should just enable webms with taste already
that's disgusting, specially the plastic pot
Sounds unpleasant
Make the crust in like 5 minutes with whole grain flour, olive oil and water
everybody should.... fucking bullshit heart attack
Spain, y u do dis 2 me?
Fatty or ex-fatty detected.
scandinavians made pizza long before the dirty italians ever did.
the original pizza was invented by Eiríkr "pizzaman" inn sigrsæli.
they made pizzas out of fish and nordic flatbread.
it was later appropriated by the english who spread it to the italians.
Mac and Cheese pizza is delicious
t.american flag poster
You read about ancient flatbread
Then you look at it
And you realize
Its knekkebrod.
And then you never trust language again.
it's not knäckebröd.
i had to go confess to a pizza priest and clean my eyes in tomato sauce after seeing that pic
>Cheese is just fat with a small amount of calcium
He doesn't eat cheese made from high cost breast milk. Top Pleb.
would eat
americans should be killed at sight
>which should tell you something
That Italians have no idea what Americans put on a pizza.
it's näkkileipä
good luck there you go
Are you kidding me? When I went to Italy everyone was putting fries on their pizza. And that was in Naples, home of Pizza.
>10 euro
se paghi 10 (dieci) euro sei un coglione, neanche ai parioli costa così tanto
>That Italians have no idea what Americans put on a pizza.
You can put whatever you want over a REAL pizza, as long it is not really junk, and in the right quantity.
We are not pizza taliban, here there are pizzas with banana, anans, nutella,,,
You're welcome to try.
di solito pago 13 con birrazza e coperto, e coglione sarai tu
We've got a badass over here.
Pizza with bananas? Dear god. You fuckers forfeit ownership of pizza. It's American now. You have to call it Liberty Pie from now on.
-signed
Barack 'The Islamic Shock' Obama
*unsheatesh Beretta*
*teleports behind you*
*points gun at your head*
"huh, now it's a good time to shart your pants, kiddo..."
Luckily I could not give less of a shit what an Itaker thinks about food.
>pizza taliban
kek
though iza nota howa mama make-a da pizza
>here there are pizzas with banana, anans, nutella
What?
check out the longest pizza in the world, 1,8 km
Norwegian pizza is the thinking mans pizza.
Pfft. What is that, like a foot and a half in real measurements? That's a medium sized Liberty Pie round here, bro
I had a nutella pizza once, it was awful.
I'm hungry now, but good pizza costs like $25 where I live.
Actually this, the americal cheese here is labeled "immitation product"
Swedish (Arab) pizza is better than Italian anyway.
10 strangest pizza in the world
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Why the fuck are euros so obsessed with sickly sweet hazelnut chocolate spread? It tastes like fucking cavities.
Secret ingredient is that sauce which is immigrant cum soaked in swedish white cunt and stirred on pizza
Gah. It's like poutine raped a pizza in a shwarma shop.
Nutella is fuckin' top notch m8, surely it must be big over there. It cant just be euros who enjoy the stuff.
You are memeing, but there was this arab duner chain here that got closed cos the inspection found semen in their "white sauce"
We don't care.
If some italian says he cares, he lies. We don't care about our nation let alone to what pizza people it. Most you can get is a frown or something.
The only thing I can actually take as stupid more than blasphemy is a cappuccino after lunch. Dinner is even worse
1,8 Km is more than 1 niggermile
>he doesn't have packets of to-go hazelnut creme in his candy shops
>Arab Pizza
The yellow squares are called Processed cheese actually, American cheese is a white version of Cheddar. Processed cheese is fine if it's organic, because it's made from scraps of other cheese so it recycles and prevents waste. Good for the environment.
cicada and mushrooms is a must in the middle east
looks good, mario.
only problem i see is that the mushrooms aren't fried.
We have it. It's what poor people put on white bread with peanut butter to make lunch for their white trash brood. Low class, bruv. Poor show.
you don't put it on bread you fucking pleb. you eat it directly with a spoon.
jesus christ, america.
Nutella is not for the poor, almost certainly it's a fake, like 90% of Italian products you have there
I had no idea breh
Please tell me that's real.
I would eat the everloving fuck out of it.
I checked google, and am surprised that there is no photo of the best possible pizza topping of bacon, garlic, and mushroom.
So greasy and crisp with the sopped shrooms to absorb all that flavor. Simple in its design yet so decadent. Perfect, and the dirty greek fucker always says, 'good choice, my friend' when I get it.
Ha ha. Sorry Luigi, didn't mean to rub your mustache in it. We have what's called a 'working economy' over here. Even commoners can afford plebe tier sugar paste.
you MUST put it on bread
That's nothing if compared to brazilian pizza
my idea of poor food in America is associated with McDonald and the myriads of loval junk food chains you have there, Travis
actually nutella is not very cheap... It's the middle class full-of-sugar paste. we got cheaper shit too.
do not bother, they simply do not conceive the difference between junk and real food
I guess it'd taste good, since kebab is OP, if it wasn't for mayonnaise or whatever that white shit is
thats good for sure, here instead of bacon pancetta is used
>Americans tourists literally go to a café and order a cappuccino in the afternoon
Lol they're so dumb and cringy, I hate americcinos
This is a thing you burgers always do, you don't understand the difference between saying something is expensive and saying you can't afford it... you are literally bragging about people being able to afford a 5€ product because the economy is so good while people are talking about the fact that 5€ is really expensive for what nutella is
>McDonalds for poor poeple
>Not squirrel stew with home grown potatoes
Such luxury! What, is the fucking pope coming over? Christ, what a snob.