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Patriotic Islam edition

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I'd love to stick my cock up her unwashed, curry smelling arse

just had the call from guinness to confirm my world record for most intense no gf feel has been confirmed

korean pop

I'd love to stick my cock up her unwashed, curry smelling arse

Jeremy Clyne

kill all upper class scum

making an arrangement

mate, I just fucking remembered

one of my lefty friends was saying Churchill doesn't deserve to be on the new £5 note for being a zionist and a racist. was fucking fuming desu

some fucking people

Wish you'd stop with all these paki editions

I'd love to stick her cock up my unwashed arse

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WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO FAT LADS
youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY

Awww.

lads

Alri jezza

pakis out

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Abrahamicists OUT

Asuka.

patrician water

>hi sir, could you spare a moment to hear the word of god?

It wasn't part of an argument. It was him bitching about gimmicks and saying they're fucking stupid arbitrary shit like if people responded asdfg to any post that ended in 9. Naturally, people started to do that for the next few threads.

Post your bench press and weight NOW

Britain's tiniest newspaper more like

smash up the cereal cafe again why don't you
that ended gentrification last time

Someone post more quiz questions. They were fun.

Appreciating the meta joke in this post

Who else has been making them? This is my first one in ages

The new fiver is the ultimate Rorke note

Michael Shaw

>when she stops messaging you but you still want to talk but don't want to sound clingy and just leave it as it and then you never speak again

>I saved the thumbnail

haha, whoops

would feel really bad for turning them away

Sure lads. Which verses?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg
British """comedy"""

This doesn't bother me honestly, at least they're trying to integrate.

mormons should be forced to apostatize or be shot

Been a couple today

and what fun it was

no such thing as god, dweebs
*puts on sunglasses and skateboards away*

go make a quiz thread, don't shit up /brit/ with it

No, but some of the kindest people I know are Mormon. Would you like to come in for a glass of water?

Who's the biggest twat in this thread?

Answer: (You)

Sure. Which one? Zeus, Jupiter, Odin or Amun?

Post Gail's massive boobs

I'm not proud to say it but I laughed at this

like, actually laughed too, not just "sent the crying laughing emoji on whatsapp"

Free (You)'s

It's really fucked when you think about how much physical waste and garbage each human produces in just one year.

saucey bants

Thanks, most of those were mine desu

RESPOND YOU CUNTS

115 paused at 105kg
>tfw will always be a benchlet

it's a facade. theyre a depraved sex cult

I would turn these cretins non existent jaws into fairy dust if they ever darkened my door

circle head is qt

thanks la

*sweeps the right one's leg*

*one bombs the one on the left*

Poofs

>Sure. Which one? Zeus, Jupiter, Odin or Amun?

would like to see a massive pile composed of all the poos i have done over my life

would be a sight to behold

You want a boss or an R&B nigga with a six pack?

accidentally went over the balls on my bad dragon and it took fucking ages to get out

Damn, nigga was so close to getting British citizenship. I'd be mad as fuck if I were the parents.

>America’s airline regulator, the Federal Aviation Authority (FAA), is considering banning the Samsung Galaxy Note 7 from all flights.

oh dear haha

Lad I know has the exact car model he owns in his bio on twitter, cringe of the scale

Drive a decent motor myself but couldn't imagine being that shallow

Ahh yes, that meme clearly proves that atheism is wrong. I'll convert to jew worshipping right away.

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is bollock bashing still a gimmick lads?

iPhone 4 lyfe here

Android runts make me laugh

>referring to your car as a "motor"
hows the barrat new build mate?

are those things any good?

Good idea

Only pakis have this phone

Post indicators of the runt life

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watching babestation

all but dead. shame really, it was an outstanding gimmick when done properly.

nah, it was a strong but fleeting gimmick

kind of like when there was that yank whose name was 'storm' and the banter ravaged /brit/ for a single thread before fading to the winds, like some kind of extreme weather event

You must have quite a loose bumhole for that to happen

Flappy arsed bender

more of this fine specimen desu

yeah

i love fucking myself deep and then squirting a big load of cum out my ass

visits 4chins

Samsungs are the iPhones of Android

Preordering any apple product

*Barrett

Very good post otherwise.

Posting anonymously.

>this will become an extreme rarity as white people die out

Sad to think about

>car talk
>drug talk
>northerner talk
>grime talk

What car is it?

It's Barratt you stupid runt

Should I pursue a secular Arab gf or a pious paki gf to seduce and despoil?

u r 1 cheeky shit m8

might wank the old willy while dreaming of the oneitis' little fanny

>tfw your lecturer keeps you behind when everyone has left and tells you that "it's okay to be shy and you'll make friends eventually"

1 year later. Still no friends, apart from the ones back home.
Loving it

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haha I know right

No, he didn't, you lying fucking paki.

wearing skinny jeans 2016 years after the birth of jesus christ

Girl at work in the tights said I'm the most unique person she's ever met

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how do you know her fanny is little?

reckon i could fit my head in it after all the chads she's no doubt had inside her

>oneitis

I remember when I was 14

Unless you have a lecture with like 3 people at Bolton University, I find this story hard to believe