>you wait by the bus stop, keeping the socially acceptable 5 meter distance to the others also waiting >get on the almost empty bus, pick the seat which is as far away from other passengers as possible >look out the window the entire ride to make sure to avoid all eye contact >SUDDENLY, a fat american gets on board >despite all the empty seats he squeezes himself next to you >"HI THERE BUDDY!! Name's Steve, I'm from Ohio!" *big white smile and hamburger breath*, "What's up my man??"
How do you deal with this, Sup Forums?
Justin Perry
I'd stick my willy up her arse desu
Jordan Harris
make this face < say "pfff", then ignore him.
Zachary Lewis
jab him unconscious
Ian Jenkins
you have confirmed not a proxy this is a verified frenchman right here
Henry Flores
>big white smile Is there something wrong with having good teeth???? Also when i lived in Germany I would always talk to Germans on the metro from Oktoberfest. why r nords autistic
Justin Robinson
Have you noticed America-accent is actually just British English spoken through a stiff fake smile?
Connor Hughes
Maybe you shouldnt be so autistic. How are you ever going to meet new people if you dont talk to them? Thisnis why nogs and achmeds are taking all your women while you sit in your basement, sulking in depression and slowly drinking yourself into an early grave.
Oliver Wright
I don't live in a shitty state so the accents around here are nice and relaxing. West coast best coast.
Lucas Carter
>How are you ever going to meet new people why is this a goal
Eli Campbell
>>get on the almost empty bus, pick the seat which is as far away from other passengers as possible
Jeje, I hope it's just a nordic meme, or else norwegians are not nordics anymore
Joshua Ross
Well that just looks depressing.
Isaac Gomez
Joke's on you
I'm not in a basement
Joseph Murphy
he's from ohio, what did you expect
Grayson Lopez
Pekka is in the sauna
Jose Bell
So you dont become a lonely sack of shit who left society completely
Eli Lee
Are the dudesons still alive?
Matthew Myers
Is your piss bottle even half full? Did mommy make tendies crispy?
Samuel Hernandez
"H-hello, my name is Pierre, s-so you're american..."
Eli Rodriguez
most french thing in the world
David Gomez
Relax and settle your autism.
Josiah Parker
what's the finnish version of chicken tendies? does mammy make mämmi?
Lincoln Hall
I don't know, I haven't met them since the early 2000's
Are you still a mormon?
Levi Harris
You tell that to yourself groupmonger. Eat shit
David Mitchell
wtf? such aggression i said nothing offensive
Carter Campbell
You don't exactly need to be as far away as possible. I tried to make a chart showing acceptable seats. Blue is already occupied, the colours show how acceptable the seat is. The closest perfectly acceptable seat is the seat two rows away, on the opposite window of them. If they sit next to the walk way, then you need two empty rows between.
I usually sit in the light green areas too, or yellow. Even the orange areas can be acceptable, if a bit weird, on an empty bus.
May need some adjustments too, I wasn't completely sure about every seat.
Nathaniel Sanchez
This nordic autism needs to stop. It is a learned, socialized behavior given to us by the state to conform and never form large group and fight back.
It's honestly disgusting and makes me sick.
it's not even a meme.
Juan Phillips
That's not very finn. A-Are you an alpha finn?
Joshua Baker
Fuck you, ill take the seat next to you, pölsemannen.
Aiden Hall
Talk with him, give him some advice how to walk around the city and not get fucked.
I'm not THAT autist, sweden.
Aaron Perez
Frozen Pizzas from what I've seen.
Brayden Gonzalez
no
Luis Phillips
Stand up without saying a single thing and sit as far as possible to him.
Nathaniel Hall
>How do you deal with this, Sup Forums?
I own a car
Wyatt Kelly
>norrman >pölse Bra försök, Achmed
Julian Evans
>This nordic autism needs to stop t. Sweden
Ethan Cook
>han tror att en redig svensk kan se skillnad mellan den norska och danska flaggan.
Åk hem till ditt helvetes hudingaland, svarting.
Adrian Miller
>hudingaland aa visst
Ethan Kelly
WTF is this autism? Anti-Social Nordics can't make a little conversation on public transportation?
Landon Campbell
they can't. It's denmarks fault with their janteloven bullshit which turned all scandinavian men into beta faggots.
Benjamin Watson
>>keeping the socially acceptable 5 meter distance >>pick the seat which is as far away from other passengers as possible >>make sure to avoid all eye contact What's wrong with you?
Aaron Baker
Literally the thought of this happening makes me sweat.
Grayson Robinson
That's how it works.
Colton Martin
Only the back seat by the window that is completely green is the correct answer. You don't want strangers watching your back without supervision.
Brandon Myers
Talk to him in a monotone voice and make no jokes whatsoever.
Carter Campbell
Would agree, but the back of buses are breeding grounds for chavs so is a risky tactic
Carson Watson
pretend to be deaf
Brayden Nguyen
Shouldn't people be drawn together by cold?
Mason Gomez
>>"HI THERE BUDDY!! Name's Steve, I'm from Ohio!" *big white smile and hamburger breath*, "What's up my man??
Once again:
> Things that rarely, possibly never, happen in such social context.
Jason Hernandez
*teleport behind him* *put a ball gag on him* *say: heh, nothin personnel, dudebro*
Wyatt James
Scandinavians would definitely die of an anxiety attack on mexican public transport, at least you get to rub your dick with old ladies during peak time.
Jacob Myers
>smile widely, too >speak in my beautiful southern Appalachian drawl >think through my mental repertoire of jokes and tell him the most relevant one >we laugh and we both exchange images of the last burger we ate I'd be so happy to find another American.
Dominic Foster
back of the bus is a hit or miss, not worth it
Here there's often a single seat in the front, (left of pic)
-nice view -noone next to you or behind you -people are usually standing further back -you can get off the bus immedately
Julian Hall
Problem is if the bus gets full, kids tend to sit on the luggage rack behind and then they're within reach of you
Wyatt Flores
That's for handicapped people/people with severe allergies, fucking autist.
Adam Diaz
They're free to take the next bus if it's such a problem.