You wait by the bus stop, keeping the socially acceptable 5 meter distance to the others also waiting

>you wait by the bus stop, keeping the socially acceptable 5 meter distance to the others also waiting
>get on the almost empty bus, pick the seat which is as far away from other passengers as possible
>look out the window the entire ride to make sure to avoid all eye contact
>SUDDENLY, a fat american gets on board
>despite all the empty seats he squeezes himself next to you
>"HI THERE BUDDY!! Name's Steve, I'm from Ohio!" *big white smile and hamburger breath*, "What's up my man??"

How do you deal with this, Sup Forums?

I'd stick my willy up her arse desu

make this face
<
say "pfff", then ignore him.

jab him unconscious

you have confirmed not a proxy
this is a verified frenchman right here

>big white smile
Is there something wrong with having good teeth???? Also when i lived in Germany I would always talk to Germans on the metro from Oktoberfest. why r nords autistic

Have you noticed America-accent is actually just British English spoken through a stiff fake smile?

Maybe you shouldnt be so autistic. How are you ever going to meet new people if you dont talk to them? Thisnis why nogs and achmeds are taking all your women while you sit in your basement, sulking in depression and slowly drinking yourself into an early grave.

I don't live in a shitty state so the accents around here are nice and relaxing. West coast best coast.

>How are you ever going to meet new people
why is this a goal

>>get on the almost empty bus, pick the seat which is as far away from other passengers as possible

Jeje, I hope it's just a nordic meme, or else norwegians are not nordics anymore

Well that just looks depressing.

Joke's on you

I'm not in a basement

he's from ohio, what did you expect

Pekka is in the sauna

So you dont become a lonely sack of shit who left society completely

Are the dudesons still alive?

Is your piss bottle even half full? Did mommy make tendies crispy?

"H-hello, my name is Pierre, s-so you're american..."

most french thing in the world

Relax and settle your autism.

what's the finnish version of chicken tendies?
does mammy make mämmi?

I don't know, I haven't met them since the early 2000's

Are you still a mormon?

You tell that to yourself groupmonger. Eat shit

wtf? such aggression
i said nothing offensive

You don't exactly need to be as far away as possible. I tried to make a chart showing acceptable seats. Blue is already occupied, the colours show how acceptable the seat is.
The closest perfectly acceptable seat is the seat two rows away, on the opposite window of them. If they sit next to the walk way, then you need two empty rows between.

I usually sit in the light green areas too, or yellow. Even the orange areas can be acceptable, if a bit weird, on an empty bus.

May need some adjustments too, I wasn't completely sure about every seat.

This nordic autism needs to stop.
It is a learned, socialized behavior given to us by the state to conform and never form large group and fight back.

It's honestly disgusting and makes me sick.

it's not even a meme.

That's not very finn. A-Are you an alpha finn?

Fuck you, ill take the seat next to you, pölsemannen.

Talk with him, give him some advice how to walk around the city and not get fucked.

I'm not THAT autist, sweden.

Frozen Pizzas from what I've seen.

no

Stand up without saying a single thing and sit as far as possible to him.

>How do you deal with this, Sup Forums?

I own a car

>norrman
>pölse
Bra försök, Achmed

>This nordic autism needs to stop
t. Sweden

>han tror att en redig svensk kan se skillnad mellan den norska och danska flaggan.

Åk hem till ditt helvetes hudingaland, svarting.

>hudingaland
aa visst

WTF is this autism? Anti-Social Nordics can't make a little conversation on public transportation?

they can't. It's denmarks fault with their janteloven bullshit which turned all scandinavian men into beta faggots.

>>keeping the socially acceptable 5 meter distance
>>pick the seat which is as far away from other passengers as possible
>>make sure to avoid all eye contact
What's wrong with you?

Literally the thought of this happening makes me sweat.

That's how it works.

Only the back seat by the window that is completely green is the correct answer.
You don't want strangers watching your back without supervision.

Talk to him in a monotone voice and make no jokes whatsoever.

Would agree, but the back of buses are breeding grounds for chavs so is a risky tactic

pretend to be deaf

Shouldn't people be drawn together by cold?

>>"HI THERE BUDDY!! Name's Steve, I'm from Ohio!" *big white smile and hamburger breath*, "What's up my man??

Once again:

> Things that rarely, possibly never, happen in such social context.

*teleport behind him*
*put a ball gag on him*
*say: heh, nothin personnel, dudebro*

Scandinavians would definitely die of an anxiety attack on mexican public transport, at least you get to rub your dick with old ladies during peak time.

>smile widely, too
>speak in my beautiful southern Appalachian drawl
>think through my mental repertoire of jokes and tell him the most relevant one
>we laugh and we both exchange images of the last burger we ate
I'd be so happy to find another American.

back of the bus is a hit or miss, not worth it

Here there's often a single seat in the front, (left of pic)

-nice view
-noone next to you or behind you
-people are usually standing further back
-you can get off the bus immedately

Problem is if the bus gets full, kids tend to sit on the luggage rack behind and then they're within reach of you

That's for handicapped people/people with severe allergies, fucking autist.

They're free to take the next bus if it's such a problem.

>being able to sit at all