Your dad had sex with your mom

>your dad had sex with your mom

He didn't

He did yours as well

haha are you abdul? XDD

I woke up next to them when I was 11 because small house with few beds. They were doing it and it was fucking creeping me out. My oldest brother( Schizophrenic and Molester nowadays) was watching them and that is why they stopped.
And look how I turned out, I go on dubchan a lot.

ewwwwwww

>my mom still a virgin

I wonder if Mary cucked her husband and just made up the story about Jesus being God's son and shit to avoid repercussions.

well, mary is a nigger, so...

fuck off heathen

>your mom had sex with someone other than your dad

>tfw parents divorced
>live with dad while mom screws her new chad husband

What a slut

>my dad has a russian gf and im a virgin
old bastard

>every time your mom kisses you those lips have been wrapped around your dad's cock

>i wonder if a woman lied
user...

If you had read the Bible then you'd know that an angel told Joseph about Mary being pregnant with G-ds son.

>you don't know if your little sister is still virgin

why'd you have to go there sir...

Fuck you bong

...

> kisses
>From mother

Things here are far too WASPy for physical affection from parents.

He blew a FAT fucking LOAD in my mother's WET, THROBBING cunt as she MOANED and urged him to FUCK her HARDER
Nine months later I came crawling out of my mother's PUSSY as she pressed so hard to fit my head through her MEAT FLAPS. Pushed so hard her ASSHOLE eventually PROLAPSED and some SHIT and PISS came out of her CUNT and ASS.

trying too hard, but I still feel it

pennis and also dicke and balls

I was obviously talking to our Catholic brethren.

Protestants don't do BJs.
They have sex once to breed and then never do it again.

My mother is a Saint. I was conceived during a stormy evening, where my father held mother's hand and hoped for a bright future.

The next day, there was a rainbow and clear skys, mom made breakfast, dad went to work, and little did they know that together they created a new soul.

Zero sex involved.

so wat

Sensible

>mom claims she lost virginity at 26 to dad
>tfw the average poster on /r9k/ loses their virginity faster than her

I'm adopted, my parents were so disgusted by the thought of shagging, they went and got me off the shelf.

>PISS came out of her CUNT
I have a bad news for you user...

Everyone has had sex with your mom.

Will you make porn out of this?

So did Mary lie to the angel too?

Which is ironic because that's how Catholicism says you should act.

Yeah that was probably the last time they had sex.

thanks I can't handle it anymore 7 days are fine

Delet this

>your mom kisses you
what

>Walked in on your dad having sex with your mom

Couldn't possibly be that it was written after the events and they used Joseph's good will toward her to their advantage for the narrative?

Matthew 1:18-19
>“When his mother Mary had been betrothed to Joseph, before they came together she was found to be with child of the Holy Spirit; and her husband Joseph, being a just man and unwilling to put her to shame, resolved to divorce her quietly.”

You'd think that realistically, she cheated on him and although betrayed he didn't want to condemn her to the laws of the land.

>You know she isn't

my dad was such an alpha when he was young, where did i get these loser genes???

>tfw everytime you kiss your mom she knows your lips have been wrapped around her dad's cock
hehehe...

wow fuck off

Yeah and the same goes for pretty much every girl you're ever going to meet past the age of 15/16

Delete this

Bud why? :DDDDdDd

My neighbors have really loud sex and I can sometimes hear them even in the street. They have two kids, aged around 9 and 12 I think. They live in a small house too, so imagine what they hear all the time.

Get your cartel fries to beat em up ay

with the time I showered with him when I was a kid in mind, that's not a bad thing

At least twice, since I have a sister.

>you know she probably isn't but she never had a bf so she's probably just fucking around with all the chads

She's been married for nearly 14 years. I would hope not.

Yeah, same situation

Bro, you read conspiracy too much.

>your mom fucked your dad in the ass when she found out he fucked me when I was a kid.
>thinking it was just a regular female-male sex untill you get 20yo
>too late to change your attitude to women
>become beta forever

>your mum was a baby boomer
I don't even want to know

Are you 40?