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La ilaha illallah edition

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excellent thread

It's full of asbestos, the masonry is disintegrating, the plumbing and shit is from the victorian days and they need to rewire everything because they have no idea what all thw cables do or where some rooms are getting their electricity from.

plus it's listed so they have to be careful to fix everything without changing anything

may as well just fake a terror attack to demolish it and build something better from scratch

la ilaha illallah muhammadu rasulullah

Good post akhi

I'm cut, lad. Used to be common in Britain among the upper classes. Only unwashed peasants were uncut.

never make me read this shit again

what these bitches want from a nigga?

do they have any mental handicaps?

hurt my triceps at the gym :(

This happened less than an hour ago. I was walking down main street and there was a girl walking ahead wearing yoga pants. I couldn't help but notice that they were quite sheer and could clearly see a white thong. I caught up with her at a pedestrian crossing and said "Excuse me, not sure if you realize but your yoga pants are see through". She looked quite shocked, but that quickly changed to a scowl as her embarrassment changed to rage. She said "fuck off, pervert" making people look around at me. I put me hands in the air defensively saying "no you misunderstand, I wasn't sure if you knew". By this time the green man indicated I could cross the road and she followed me yelling abuse calling me a panty sniffer. As she follows me up the road, some burly guy who appeared to know her, said to her "Are you alright, May?". She said "No, this pervert said he could see through my pants and wants to sniff my knickers". The guy grabs me on the chest and pushes me up against a shop window asking if I'm some sort of sick pedo-sex offender! I try to explain what I had actually said but he ends up pushing me and I stumble over and carry on my way. I look over my shoulder to see him checking out her ass and him saying "Yeah, they are". Fuck you May.

on some DMX shit

the lies yanks tell themselves to believe their forced mutilation was a good thing

strong cog disso

WTF no

>they have no idea what all thw cables do or where some rooms are getting their electricity from.
literal banter

Also, I've not turned into an high-test Ameriboo and wear snakeskin boots, a cowboy hat, and conceal carry

one of the most underrated mcs ever tbqh

why would anyone get a manual car?

>inb4 le automatics are boring xD

Only just became a yank, lad. I'm a dual-citizen

feels ruddy rotten lads

should have just told her how I felt

Reminder: nambla.org/When_Labour_Loved_Liberty.html

if you want an older car

Cheaper

if you are a peasant in the heart and if you wanna somehow experience the high effort-low price work

If I had a sports car I'd opt for manual, if it was just a form of transportation or used predominantly for city driving there's no good reason why you'd want a manual (brownie points aside)

I'm feeling a bit hungry lads

Im the strongest one here bar none

>Not being able to afford the extra couple hundred for the convenience of an automatic

Mate...

watching the good the bad and the weird

rate it like

6//10

Only ever driven a manual

Driving without gears seems freaky to me, like you have no control over what you're doing

I quite like asian girls to be honest lads. what about you?

Most autos now have manumatic modes

>remain

what a mess

>not being a millionaire

mate....

If she was a nice person and we got on well I'd go for it

Can't say I fantasise about them desu

>Eddie Izzard

What a huge nonce

Looks like a place of tranquility 2bh

>a song you like becomes popular because of a movie

I'm nearly there, lad. Would have been if the pound hadn't taken a dive.

there's one very cute half japanese girl who I like. Don't really fetishise asian women though

christ almighty god above

liveleak.com/view?i=11f_1473349662

great, now you can act like anyone who isn't a millionaire is total scum!
And make sure to talk about your money in every conversation!

>you will never be a turn of the century Welsh coal miner
>you will never do an honest day's work in the pits with your lads
>you will never have 12 children with your loving proletarian wife
>you will never get conscriped to stop german imperialism in ww1
>you will never die a warrior's death when a machine gun cuts you down during a heroic charge over the top at somme
bad feels lads, very bad feels

>tfw the cantons will never be joined
Feels bad man

no matter who wins in this US election I reckon it'll kick off really badly

is he a special person?

post your feel when you realise the push on al-bab will be solely made by the turks

looks like a combination of severe autism, OCD and retardation

I was really expecting an explosion with it being on Liveleak desu. it just looks like someone with a disability struggling or someone utterly fucked on something

Film idea: Microwave UN-Safe, about a serial killer who uses radiation

theres a really hot nwq girl thats been doing some training at work in a room behind me and yesterday i bumped into her as i was leaving the lunch room and we both stood in each others way for a good 3-4 seconds with our eyes locked, we were standing close enough that on some level in the back of our mammal brains it showed her what sex with me would be like. today as she passed by she kept breaking eye contact with her friends and casually trying to look in my direction even though all the other times shes passed by me this week shes always just looked straight forward at the room or at the people she was talking to.

gurantee you she went home and masturbated to the thought of me 2bh

Think 'ah yes' is probably the best gimmick to ever come out of /brit/

>tfw I witnessed it being created with the York uni thing

speaking of Islam, when is France going to suffer another terrorist attack?

It's been a while and honestly I'm getting bored at this point.

used it on reddit the other day without thinking and got 30 upvotes

>tfw say it in all my group chats on fb
>m8s starting to say it too

hahaha ha it's just too good

Generally, becoming a millionaire isn't that hard. Just takes a bit of effort.

Average Scottish person

Reeeee fuck t*rk scum erdoroach is the worst

group chat started saying 'what did he mean by this' for a bit

spill the formula then lad

Said it to the gf and now she keeps using it

Although I've also witnessed her pretending to move a puppet around with her hands, I think she just posts here desu

howling I haven't used that yet, I'll do it when I post a screenshot of something

>tfw no /brit/ gf
:(

oh shit lads i was just on a porn site and an ad literally just told me how I can make £12,00 per day FROM home say at my computer! fuck me lads i'm set for life. see you losers later!

iRunt

Woah lad
Send us a link so I can send in my resume

One weird trick

Listening to the 12" mix of 'don't you forget about me" lads

Makes me sad that I'll never be a teenager in mid 80's America. I'll never ride my Haro Freestyler to high school trying to impress the cheerleader with my bunny hops, I'll never buy a coke from the vending machine with a quarter, I'll never buy a 60's Camaro as my first car, speeding through the suburbs. I missed out, I really feel like I missed out.

...

Ah yes

I see you know your judo well

Who needs money? This ugly son of a bitch (me) is banging super hot chicks everyday and basically, you are fucking stupid.

...

>Grow up with a family that values education and hard work
>Do well in school
>Get a good degree
>Don't marry a money-grubbing skank
>Don't get divorced
>Don't buy stupid shit
>Save and live cheaply

Its easy, lad.

whos up x

>You will never be Charlie Sheen's brother in The Breakfast Club

>iPhone 7 UK price pushed up by £100 after Brexit
>Apple does its accounting in dollars, so the plunging value of has led the iPhone to approach £1,000

...

Just how lefty are Universities?

I want to be openly conservative when I go.

>Assad regime says Boris Johnson is 'completely disassociated from reality'

top bantre

is this a bad thing?

more like this

catfish dinner

The one I call girlfriend

me with the green frisbee

who gives a fuck

iPhones are the most pleb pieces of shit in the world

It depends how many international students there are.
More = more right leaning
Less = more left leaning

Always thought Judd Nelson was slightly more sexy desu

FOY

Reminder that Allison is best girl

>I want to be openly conservative when I go.
you'll be seen as a weird freak and everyone will avoid you

>tfw big defender of Assad regime and big admirer of Bojo

its like watching my mum and gf fight :(

being open either side will make you an annoying freak no one wants to deal with

He gets the better girl. Plus, I wouldn't want to be called John BENDER

lol ur a right bender m8

>I want to be openly conservative when I go.

I'm socially apt, decent looking, take part in social activities regularly and don't really act weird.

I do however hold some right-wing views and express my opinions during debates, something sure to happen at uni.

I haven't had a real problem with this in the past, but I've heard some horror stories about universities

Seriously
What's the point of going to a university to open your mind if you're a conservative cuck?

>ywn be an 80's Porsche-driving Chad

Why live

>big defender of Assad regime

off yourself