Is this really my only option if I want a recent phone outside of the Google botnet? There's gotta be something else

Is this really my only option if I want a recent phone outside of the Google botnet? There's gotta be something else.

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>soyphone

got an alternative? no Gulag devices please

Out of the frying pan, into the fire. There's no escape.

5T with lineage OS, that's about as botnet free as it gets

Literally anything is better than soyPhone.

I bought the iPhone 8 instead. It will be supported as long as the 10

you buy an android phone, rip the OS off, and replace it with Lineage. Or you wait and see if those Librem people can get their phone out the door (that's at least a year and a half out though, if it winds up happening at all)

It's a good phone. What else do you want?

So 18 months.
zdnet.com/article/your-iphone-x-iphone-8-battery-could-wear-out-in-about-18-months/

what flavor of soy do you drink, I heard cum flavored soy is all the rage amongst iPhone users now

I'm not interested in memes, I'm just done with Google's shit.

I know, it's sad.

Looks interesting, I'll give it the old one-two

>buy Applel iTrash
>pathetic 1500 mAhlet virgin battery
>have to charge it once or twice a day minimum with normal usage, sometimes three times
>battery has 1000 charge cycles by the end of one year and is basically dead
>iTrash begins to randomly shutoff at 40% battery
>update iTrash to latest lagOS
>lose 50% performance

>buy Android phone
>3000+ mAh alpha battery
>lasts 2-3 days on one charge with normal usage
>have only 200 charge cycles on it at the end of a year
>battery easily lasts 3 years with no issues
>can easily pop out battery and swap with another 3000+ mAh premium Anker replacement battery in 2 minutes

iToddlers will NEVER know this feel.

I got the 8 too because I didn't like Samsung and if I'm willing to pay a premium price I didn't want to waste it on only 2 years of support with the Pixel. I hate a lot of features that iOS lacks but I'm getting used to it over time here and there. Almost ready to adopt it as my new daily. Currently on a Moto G4 plus

>lineage
How much google does this shit have? I'll ditch Apple for good if it has zero

>if I'm willing to pay a premium price I didn't want to waste it on only 2 years of support

>buys fruit shit with only 18 months of support
LMAO

literally 0, you have to manually add the botnet if you really like it up the ass that much

Literally not a trace of Google on it. You literally have to go out of your way to install gapps and Play Store.

Are you really that stupid that you can't read the COULD in the link?

dude you have autism lmao. not even being ironic, you really have it. nice

say's the soy

dude you have soy lmao. not even being ironic, you really have it. nice

iToddlers will defend this.

I'm not saying it like it's a bad thing, I have autism too. But I'm more on the high-functioning end than you

In EU we get 2 years warranty on all electronics

yeah but in EU you also get herded like cattle onto (((public transportation))) because you can't afford cars

Ass Burgers?

>botnet free
>Chinese phone

Nigger wat

>baseband
>botnet free
Phones are inherently botnet, unless they're turned off and batteries removed (important, because baseband can be powered on despite main hardware powered down, just like with intel ME on x86).

What is better? Replicant, Lineage, or Copperhead? What's the cheapest phone I can put one of these on?

HP Elite X3 is the answer.
You'll be free of Google AND you don't have to be an iSheep.

I will shill a little for SailfishX. Decent phone with real comfy interface.
Sailfish+AlienDalvik+F-Droid+Yalp Store

I'm selling my macbook pro and buying a desktop (well to pay for the desktop) PC and a windows laptop. I'll keep my iPhone because it has my passwords and shit in plain text on it and more secure than wibdows. Use iphone for your real secure shit (internet banking and passwords) and use everything else for torrents, porn and family photos

>picks this abomination when iPhone 8 exists

Note 8 is the best there is.

>picking iShit when anything else exists

itt poorfags
also lineage meme is as botnet as google android. you don't have google apps but they still send everything to their servers. it's like non-ungoogled chromium to chrome -- both botnets.

2 rupees have been deposited to your One Infinite Loo iPajeet.

>they still send everything to their servers
They don't have their servers since CM disbanded. Maintainers are using their own PCs.

1 chinese yen has been deposited to your account

Have been using Sailfish for3 years now. Never looked back.

iFools and Droids will never know true performance, sadly

>brand wars
>brand loyalty
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

>imblying our estrogen oversaturation doesn't make us do silly shit like this

>consumables are applicable for warranty

if that's true, the EU is truly retarded.

Fuck. When I get out of school I'm gonna join/start a FOSS cooperative for mobile phones

When you install a custom OS, it doesn't matter if the phone was made by the Christmas Elves. It's not going to be sending out any data that the OS doesn't want to send out.

I believe Apple phones are overpriced for their functionality. There are many more affordable Android phones that can do more.

It is the only one with software written by white men instead of streetshitters.

dude how about showing the apps that people actually use, instead of those obscure apps optimized for legacy hardware. How fast can the chink phones start up iMessage? Apple Watch? iBooks?

>It is the only one with software written by white men
What makes you think that?

Kids be kids.

I'd rather have them in their own containment threads than interfering with actual discution.

iPhone 8 Plus.

>windows
oh nonono

how does this dude have a job in journalism? he can barely write intelligibly.

windows phone is dead. it died YEARS ago. it was DOA infact

New Apple products are designed to die after about 2-3 years. I knew this when I bought this iPad. It’s also why I don’t buy non mobile products from Apple.

>literally mark of the debil $999.99 shitphone
>no fingerprint scanner
>only way to opt out the "Jewgle"
>what is unlockable bootloader $399.99 top tier chinkphone with heavy pajeet and chink dev support

you can ask your chinkphone provider to send u a dejewgled version of the phone u want faggot, shit is banned there, OF fucking COURSE they have phones with no gapps from factory bucko

>inb4 MUH chink botnet

replacing the battery on iphone's is trivial. and even if you don't want to do it yourself you can get apple to do it for $20 more than the cost of a battery off amazon. big. fucking. deal.

wot...

HP cucked themselves going the microsoy way with their phones, at least they should have tried using a x86 Atom or Core M SoC, it would probably been a moderate success in some nerd neckbeard and business environments. Also, Didn't they used to make chink-tier Android phones in the past too?

>Being this uneducated

As opposed to sitting in traffic for 15 hours every week

>brand wars

The common denominator here is deservedly shitting on iSoy Goys and finding ways of how not getting cucked by the Jewgle Goy. I embrace chinkphone brands as long as they offer an unlockable bootloader from factory, dejewgled/chinkmarket versions of their phones and good pajeet/chink dev support. Chinks kept my old Moto Defy alive for almost 5 years with their autistic MIUI and CM ports so embrace those faggots too.

>15 hours
>sitting in traffic
You're coping way too hard over your lack of freedom and your status as cattle.

>non mobile products
Nigger the non-mobile items are the only ones that last. I have a 2010 macbook that still runs great, and an old ass powermac g4 that's practically useless because of its specs but still runs like it did when it came out.

what the fuck is THAT? don't shill me your cheap chink plastic brick design.

>People in america don't take the train

what is this revisionism

>Doesn't know there are Chinese phones that send data back to China even with custom roms installed