ITT: Make up a fake band name and other people guess the genre

>The Art Academy

Well, that sounds like some sort of indie rock band, in the vein of Two Door Cinema Club. So I think I'm going to go with that.

ambient indie rock with sampling from famous interviews

>Hrvatske Ustase

SCHLGRL
(schoolgirl)

This is obviously a Croat Neo-Nazi tribute band. But the twist is, they're a hip-hop group. They take influence from NWA, Wu-Tang, and Death Grips, although they would never admit to being influenced by any of those groups. They are very anti-sampling.

synthpop

EDM

Bernie and the cucks

J-Pop riot grrrl group. They sing about rape and stuff

Incubator

Hyper-right wing proto-punk group. Their fans claim they're being ironic to save face, but secretly the group's members are dead serious

Homoside

Nu-metal
Gay Gangster Rap

The Spirit of St. Louis

The Gummy Pilgrims

art pop
jpop
my-wife's-kids-music

Tech Support

Shut and the Fuck Ups

It could be argued that this follows a trend of post-punk acts naming themselves after morally questionable groups (Viet Cong, Warsaw/Joy Division, etc).

>Van Chair Craniumrelax

Mannequin

>The Godzilla Foundation

Moon Days

Deditated Wam

The Broken Records

Voldtektsmannskap

electro-funk

house

indie rock

melodic death metal

Noise

The Big Guys

Weird artsy post-punk with jazz and shoegaze influences

Shitty faux post-rock black metal in the vein of Deafheaven, only worse.

Something just like BABYMETAL.

Thrash metal band with punk and industrial influences.

Grindcore group that doesn't take itself too seriously, probably falls into the queercore scene also.

Art pop and indie folk melded together.

A punk rock band.

Indie rock, not too special.

Awful goth rock.

Something from Europe that sounds like The Flaming Lips but not as good.

A terrible dream pop band.

A comedy rock group.

lol

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Grantham Admins

Liquid Drop Model

Akaila

Shitpost

Shiptoast

DESU Senpai

Noise.
Vaporwave.
Black metal.
Sup Forumscore, i.e., a one-off musical project made by Sup Forums in the vein of Trump Mask Replica and He Gibs Me Dat.
see above.
see above x2.

RuSty Gauntlet

The Wet Nurses

Sooyt Ed

Scottish folk group who sing all of their songs in Scots
Music made EXCLUSIVELY from child porn audio samples
Sadcore with a hint of noise and trip-hop.

Ian Cohen (in the vein of Hype Williams and Donna Summer)

Dickhead

Blood Flow

Iron and Fiber

TGIF

Pop-punk

Eyelid Orange

American Chap-hop/ Steampunk inspired nerdcore hip hop

Tetto Mira

Experiemental Darkwave

Parody Indie band

Neoclassical

Erzepol

Faux Ghost

Jimmy Bob Roscoe and the Silly Billies

The Radioheads

underrated

trash can baby

Crab Battle

Christian/White metal :^)

Vegenful spirit

The Merry Iguanas

Violent punk

Peppermint Octopus

shoegaze
NSBM
Synthwave
nu metal
blackgaze
new age swing
vaporwave
post-punk
weezer rock
art rock
post hardcore
contemporary jazz
noise rock
a hybrid of rock and swing
neue deutsche harte
industrial rock
lo-fi rock
deathcore
metalcore
shoegaze
bebop
doom metal
industrial techno
punk rock
grindcore for some reason
proge metal
dreampop
pop punk
sludge

Six Minutes Past Midnight

>The Auntz

Die Männer vom Sägewerk

American Gods

alternative rock

Dedots
Annie Eagles and His Concubines
Jennek
The Franklins

alt-rock with lots of minimal synth work
comedic folk group
J-Pop group with really high-pitched vocals
Indie bedroom pop band with a female vocalist and jazz influences

Thieve N' Stealburg

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Lienhard

Like Santiago but in the forrest

why do so many ys hurt my eyes

Hope is Cope

Britney and the Spears

Day of the Rope

Finger Guns

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