Be American

>be American
>have tea party

lmao nigga that shit gay af

I'll drink tea in my loader when im clearing snow or in my bed in winter. Im not trying to sit around a table circle jerking drinking anything non alcoholic though

tea is gay

Hey what happened to the Tea Party? Why haven't they presented a candidate?

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>being french unironically

>tea is gay
fite me irl

Then what about coffee?
Black coffee with...I dunno some king of bread, don't even care as long as i'm munching stuff

Americans are retarded and the majority of them don't realise that there are more than 2 parties, even if both the senate and house of representatives is populated only by Republicans and Democrats

what are you going to do poof?

>WE

They're not a party. They're a movement within the Republican Party.

It's more like the two parties just absorb anyone who has any similar opinons but slightly different.

I agree though the two party system is trash.

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>be American
>cu(k the British

>be Irish
>get cuc(ked by the british for all of history

wew

You cucked us so hard your capital went up in flames.

>be america
>have a british embassy instead of a high commission
can't make this up

What's a high commission

like an embassy except only real countries get them

The most powerful country in the world (at the time) got cucked by a rag tag conglomeration of rebelling farmers

Who here /onlydrinkwater/?

You'd know all about that, wouldn't you?

Can i get a non meme answer

No we withdrew from Vietnam after signing a peace treaty

like an embassy except commonwealth (read: real) countries have them with other commonwealth (read: real) countries

Exactly the same with us.

You know if parliament want so shitty then we would be in a Anglo empire right now.

>if parliament didn't try to make us pay our taxes

Unfair taxes, ignoring the colonial charters and other grievances

t. tax evasion pro

>American education

>butthurt

Yes, that's why you went to war against your King.
A nation founded on butthurt

The war ended over two hundred years ago. Time to move on

I'd rather not desu

Tea is seriously seen with an underlying tone of femininity here. That and pretentiousness.

>Republic of Ireland
>doesn't include all of Ireland

lmao nigga that shit cucked af

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We had no representation, people don't really have representation now, but that's irrelevant to whether they were right then. Taxation is extortionist faggotry

That's just embarrassing!

>be american border neighborhood watch
>call yourselves "minutemen" and be proud of being a "minuteman"