Reduce your length or face the consequences

Reduce your length or face the consequences.

It is not fair to be this LONG.

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this desu IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

AJAJAJAJA LOS PERUanos

I don't know, it's kinda cool they can visit Argentina just climbing to the top of their cliffs.

what you gonna do faggot? send the abos? jajajjaja i wanna see that

REEEEEEE

A HALLWAY

ITS THEIR FALT FOR NOT BEING AZ WHITE AZ US LMAO REGUETUN LISTERNERS NIGGERS

Its a hockey stick

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el boliviANO

Inside a typical house in Chile.

*unleashed chiletana*

fight me

A FUCKING HALLWAY

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At least it's only one timezone

I literally travel everyday 3/4 the width of the country when I go to class.

Argentina should war them desu.

i war'd your mum's ass last night lmao

>but its average width is less than 180 kilometres (less than 112 miles), and nowhere is it more than 356 kilometres (221 miles) wide
holy kek

why? and

Peru should war them desu.

fix*it

chile is long and thin

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Your mum said the same to me last night

TOO LONG if your ask me

The width of Chile is 177 km

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we should give the top to bolivia that would be so funny lol

Chile is like my penis. Long but very thin.

they're long guys

what if instead of conquering other land you build fake land over the ocean to plump up your country?

EL GATO LARGO

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO IT ISNT THAT LONG

How does bolivians feel about no sea?

ahahahaha you had to ask

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolivian_Navy
>The recovery of its coastline is a matter of honor in Bolivia, influencing many modern-day political actions and trade decisions.
I can't believe this is real. The salt is real.

pathetic

I'm just recently in Chile but I like how Bolivia blames everything on Chile while still having tons of resources and incredibly high corruption.

>The salt is real.
ahahahahaha great choice of words

Believe me...it is real...don't speak of it with bolivians.

>bolivian navy
is there a more useless department on earth?

Undeterred by the seaport concessions granted to Bolivia via the 1904 treaty popular belief in Bolivia still see their problems attributed to its landlocked condition; getting a sovereign piece of the seacoast via Chilean land is often seen as the solution to their problems. Numerous Bolivian presidents pressured Chile for sovereign access to the sea. Diplomatic relations with Chile were severed on March 17, 1978, in spite of considerable commercial ties. The leading Bolivian newspaper El Diario featured at least a weekly editorial on the subject, and the Bolivian people annually celebrated a patriotic "Dia del Mar" (Day of the Sea) to remember the crippling loss.

American department of obesity control

this is a chilean girl

Texas pls

yo le entro

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too white

>The Bolivian Navy takes part in many parades and government functions, but none more so than the Día Del Mar (Day of the Sea) in which Bolivia, every year, re-vindicates its claim for an unspecified sovereign access to the sea.
>re-vindicates its claim for an unspecified sovereign access to the sea.

limao

Wow. Chile bants in real life and bolivia cant handle it.

this is a chilean boy

Just annex Indonesia and youre good to go

>chileans STILL have no explanation for this

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You do realize irl you don't get the feeling Chile is a long country right?

explain what? if do you want to ask something go here

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i am seirously in fucking love

based chile

What are you talking about?
If I lose my balance I can end up in the ocean or Argentina.

Why did the Chilean cross the road?
To get to Argentina.

it's very difficult
after the earthquake/tsunami I ended up in Mendoza and didn't realize I was in Argentina until the america cup

In fairly flat land and with good but not perfect weather conditions you're going to see at most up to 30 kilometres away and Chile is much wider than that on average, you can not get the feeling you're physically constrained irl.

Bolivia must hate it

and curves at the end?

it does curve

Is Bolivia competent enough to invade and take the land the old fashioned way?
Hell even Japan bombed Hawaii because of oil.

Driving in Chile is a real pain in the arse.

Friendly reminder that we used to be nicknamed the "poorest and most dangerous place" of the Spanish Empire.

how did that change guy

Paraguay, c'est ne pas un pipe.

>yfw you can't stretch your legs in Chile or you end up stepping in Bolivia, get captured and used as a hostage until they get sea access.

Manifest Destiny is one hell of a drug.

Right America?

How can white countries even compete?

spaniards in philippines (1880), fuck u USA

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