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having a look

you RAT i was just about to make one

had a funny thing lined up and all

FUCK

What sort of takeaway should I get lads?

I'm only getting food for myself.

well good morning

the gf doesn't seem to have many friends and it doesn't look like she was really popular or confident in school

she's quite clingy and needy and obsessed with me as a result but i find it pretty qt

Gimmicks and good vibes only

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Neat desu

Chinese.

Send me a couple spring rolls in the post lad x

alright boys i'm getting back into bed now
i'll be giving a status update shortly

maccas
fish and chips
pizza (dominos OR local store depending on your mood)

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>she's quite clingy and needy and obsessed with me as a result but i find it pretty qt

literally the worst thing about having a GF. Why the fuck would you want to be in a relationship with someone who's messages you hate seeing pop up or cringe at?

bed has successfully been entered
commencing thermal insulation mechanisn

are there any 'Best of Tim' compilation yt vids?

Just got a dominos and they fucked the order up so they let me keep the shit pizza, brought back a proper one and gave me complimentary dessert. Pretty good desu

this is exactly how i picture alt-right /brit/ posters

making a method

His complete anthology. There is no weak link in his entire body of work

Thoughts?

I would but the only decent Chinese joint in my area has a $30 minimum and $3.50 fee for delivery.

> maccas

nah, don't feel like walking to maccas even though it's only a 5 minute walk away haha

> fish and chips

can't order it to m'house

> pizza (dominos OR local store depending on your mood)

Yeah I'm gonna order a pizza from the local italian joint, they make really yummy pizzas and they're just about as expensive as domino's.

>Thoughts?
get a better torrent client

user: hates it when we argue about silly things on /brit/ wish we could all get along x

...

Fuck knows. Have my list of Tim videos if you like

Murmers of Marlow youtube.com/watch?v=l2bPQt55AS4

Be safe Tim youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0

Joe Rogan Discussing Tim youtube.com/watch?v=51jBZG9PxOY&feature=youtu.be&t=3798

Tim insults Kev youtube.com/watch?v=SbP6QAD1ITg&feature=youtu.be&t=7m20s

DPD lurking youtube.com/watch?v=mtBanvdbPAI

mentions brother and House sale youtube.com/watch?v=waaDf4ceWRg

Email from Lawrence - youtube.com/watch?v=SYImEeGJYnM

Dentist appears - youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU&feature=youtu.be&list=PL5D1D9EFE824CC3D0

Tim likes men??????? youtube.com/watch?v=-dGFyxzf-KE

Dentist harrasses tim in the Street 21st June - youtube.com/watch?v=-hvADoyFAXo

Tim bullies poor man using his Bin youtube.com/watch?v=ilOc_kgQ7C8&feature=youtu.be&t=513

Tim faces the Oiks youtube.com/watch?v=eodWW-1YEQc&feature=youtu.be

Lads bullying tim youtube.com/watch?v=Q3DtTnz0q5Q

Tim spergs out at people on street youtube.com/watch?v=kiL7PCp2kWc

Ugly shirt twins youtube.com/watch?v=P8X8np7-JK0

Doorbell youtube.com/watch?v=-an0ILsYq4A

Sainsbury worker youtube.com/watch?v=bW5-X-WqpRA

Ladder man youtube.com/watch?v=Jc9lRafIUvA

Ladder man 2 youtube.com/watch?v=4LZznH7P5pE

Spracklen house horror youtube.com/watch?v=4-UHATmaaoI

Karen carpenter year book youtube.com/watch?v=GQ20Q80215A

Tim Birth certificate appears youtube.com/watch?v=bMhJIQ0LxLc

Delivery blocks Tim youtube.com/watch?v=5wA6_g2mhdE

Sweater bear song youtube.com/watch?v=iC9GnaJAmqs

Sweater bear arrives youtube.com/watch?v=HrVL8meD1o8

Tim Pizza youtube.com/watch?v=yMmzYqHLRWc

Tim gets attacked by APC man youtube.com/watch?v=I1aWaquoOyY

this. deluge is for spergs

nah I don't cringe at it I just do realise she's utterly head over heels with me and probably wouldn't be able to cope without me

>public trackers
>torrenting.com
i'm holding back bile
deluge is fine

There is (((LITERALLY))) nothing wrong with Deluge.

Deluge is already the best though

Sort your fucking life out

funny stuff

What torrent client do you use?

imagine using anything other than Halite as your torrent client in 2016

>>public trackers

Can't be arsed begging for an invite to a private tracker and i don't have any mates to invite me.

Add this video to your collection:

youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE

It's honestly adorable

>not having the recent tim where someone is taking a photo of him while he takes a selfie and says "hi tim"

tim legit loses it hahahah

fair enough mate but you could join whatcd within the day if you wanted (and get into better places for other content from there)
if you're using torrenting then make sure to have a unique password since the staff are sketchy as fuck

Autism

POST

Got the house to myself again lads Hahahaha what am I like

Might order something special off deliveroo like

i downloaded a movie off of tpb with no proxy today

I gave up saving Tim videos ages ago i was also pretty inconsistent with it too.

No you

Thats a nice one. Almost as good as the one where he jumps on his bed at the end

Remembering the days when we used to have fucking Tesco Broadband and used to get excited when a download went above 100kb/s

Yeah I know, I just don't really feel like the benefits are worth the bother. I find TPB has most films and television series' that I want to watch.

I don't actually have an account on torrenting.com, I got those torrents from TPB but thanks anyway.

fucking girls lad fuck them

> i downloaded a movie off of tpb with no proxy today

I do this all the time, don't get what all the fuss is about.

mentalist

mornin u bunch o cunts

If you don't have a seedbox and you're not using private trackers you are living the runt life

what's she done this time la'

youtu.be/710PkWJhcPE?t=1087

hopefully the embedded time worked, if not it starts around 18:10. at 18:25, you can hear someone say "hey tim" and he freaks the fuck out hahaha

>I show a selfie over Dukes Place Marlow - someone standing at the end of Dukes Place - waving at me and calling my name and filming me on a mobile phone as I attempt to ? - timing of this ???

HOWLING

it's basically the same as having unprotected anal bloodsports sex with a bisexual namibian tranny

being indecisive
not communicating
think she thinks we're casual when we haven't really talked about it
if she wants to fuck off she can but she needs to actually say so

Give her an ultimatum
Lmao


Spacker
*flicks your ear really hard*

Can't say I've ever been turned on by downloading a film

unlike this saucy little scenario

yeah I would if she actually agreed to meet up at some point
not going to do it over text obviously

why do i get the feeling you're 18 years ago?

jesus christ no one cares about your gay little teen relationships.

how long have you been "together"

Fucking Australian time travellers, am I right?

lol oops

we're not together
I want to know if she wants to be

I saw someone mention that it was them in the youtube comments for some other video. Apparently they live close to Tim so thought they should say hi

Have you asked her on a date yet?

me in the middle

I hope Tim never finds out the extent of the interest in his life, I worry it could send him over the edge

yeah we've dated

bit gay

christ mate look i'll say this: if you are the same person who posts near daily about this, you need to sort it out pronto. a girl you're not even technically dating yet should not be this much of a fucking hassle.

Hello Mrs. Cumberdale.

Morning chaps. Dad's coming over for a visitation today, so my sisters are finding an excuse to leave the house and me mam's going to wait upstairs until he's been and gone. Wew lads, NOT a happy time with the family at the moment haha

was he a cunt who brought it on himself?

yeah I was about to sort it out yesterday but then her grandad died

>tim was born in 1965

interesting, thought he was younger than that

don't you hate when that happens

haha bloody hell

what a mare

that sounds true

That's the subject of a police investigation desu, but it's not looking good for him I think.

sometimes when I post a comment and someone replies back I won't look at it for an entire day because I'm too anxious about what it says and whether they've made me look an idiot haha hate myself a lot

did the yank end up sending him a kev too?

my gf on the left

Not leaving the house because you want to see him or because you're not a normie and can't conceive a way to spend time outdoors?

anyone know how to make baked beans better?

i remember there was a lad here who posted something about that but i forgot what he said and the archive's not working

youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A

Absolute bilker of a tune lads

Got the day off work lads, what do you nerds do all day for fun then eh

I forgot

how much proof does one need to gain entry into the women's toilets?
I have longish hair, that should do, right?

chili sauce + grated cheddar

>Dad's coming over for a visitation

I know her from Waterloo Road, not Corro

Anything came of Ribena's doxxing?

Any you lads sent pictures of him as a girl to his mum/dad/mosque?

nah that wasn't it

i know one of them was pepper but i forgot the other one, i think it might have been paprika but i'm not sure

Not gay but would quite like a trap bf lads.

Nah I'm alright with him, and if the situation gets worse then I'm going to be the only cunt in the family who stays in contact with him, and I don't want him topping himself if he thinks everyone's abandoning him desu.

just zooted one lads feeling great getting my hunger back listening to 21 savage pew pew pew

>Corro
Is this what southern poofs call it?

>Ribena's doxxing

Was it recent? or is it just the same picture. Im pretty sure his family know (s)hes a tranny

what does that even mean? I fucking hate this website

What a coincidence, I'm selling traps. Would you like to buy one?

won an argument on /lit/ lads

dunno mate, I don't understand french

hello