Daily reminder that you will never live in a nordic country
Daily reminder that you will never live in a nordic country
If I wanted to live there, I'd move.
I have actually been thinking about moving, it's getting too hot here during summer.
>a fucking penis
Lmao
why would i ever move there and lose the freedom to create my businesses? i love socialism
Beautiful culture and friendly people with wonderful government infrastructure but it's 2cold4me.
Rasmus you don't post as much as you used to
ahahaha sweden is just behind the US. i'm sure you love being bombarded with taxes user. fuck outta here, that list is shit
i'd rather border 250m asian muslims than a euro country that has 2.5% muslim population
i'd rather live in Switzerland
>le high daxes X-D the invisible hand will trickle down capitalism
not an argument. nice soviet meme tho
We are not Nordic, delete this.
Have you taken your autism pills this morning, Pekka-Erik?
>>ou will never live in a nordic country
Thanks god
Also: 1 8 6 4
AhaAHahaAHah
non-scandinavian plebs are so jealous.
SAD
We are not effeminate Nordo-Scandicucks, delete this thread
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hva gjör vi nu, lille du?
...
>more
>than
>the
>worldwide
>average
>belarus
>russia
yes i am very lucky for that
finland has memes
autist not understand memes
finland not autist
I already live in a nordic country
I haven't seen this thread in ages. Are you the same Dane who was posting this shit daily back in 2012?
FEELS LIKE GENGHIS WAITING FOR HIS PREY TO SUFFER AND THEN SWOOP IN HAIL VICTORY
No, Rasmus has moved on with his life
That's something to be ashamed of, Sweden.
>Genghis khan had blue eyes
>He was nordic in Himmlers words
hmm.
Well...
>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again
saunas are not sexual you degenerate bitch
wtf did I just read.
Yeah! they are holy places not places of incest!
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
I'm ok with that. I had a friend that visited Denmark not long ago and he said it was a boring, soulless place (which is pretty ironic, considering he's Chinese) and from what I've heard most of Scandinavia is similar .
Let's just say that there is reason for finland's autistic memes