ITT: Sup Forums builds a computer

>ITT: Sup Forums builds a computer

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I'll make the logo

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We need:
>CPU
>GPU
>PSU
>Case
>Mobo
>RAM
>HDD/SDD
>OS
>Whatever else I'm too lazy to remember

We need lots of RGB LEDs because Sup Forums is all normalfags

Cyrix Cx486DRx2

First of all we are getting a Intel Celeron G3920 @ 2.90GHz because its most bang for our buck.

it's really cold and dry and kitty wants to sit on the motherboard.

We should probably get a quadro GPU so we can really get some work done

We need a motherboard first. I recommend we use RS232 for communications between the CPU and Northbridge.

AMD K6-3+

He is getting no where near my Mobo
>I don't care, it's my cat
B-But the static electricity is going to fuck it up!!

We need all the RGB things, RGB keyboard, RGB mouse, RGB mousepad, RGB Dragon dildo, also remember praise Intel, buy Intel things, NO AMD only INTEL and RGB.

Pic very much related :^)

>>CPU
Latest Xeon

>>GPU
Intel HD

>>PSU
Whatev

>>Case
Domino's Pizza box

>>Mobo
Abit or eMachines

>>RAM
16 GiB

>>HDD/SDD
Ditch that and get 20 TB of magnetic tapes for less than $30

>>OS
9front

>>Whatever else I'm too lazy to remember
Thermal paste should be mayonnaise.

I got this covered: viatech.com/en/boards/mini-itx/epia-m920/

cpu should be riscv

too many suggestions, pick one and roll for dubs

But user, that doesn't having gaming on the box. It must be trash, let's get something else

This. Maybe 4 of them? All hooked up to little x86 devboards over PCIe lanes and talking to the main computer over 10mbps ethernet.

It's running TempleOS on one SSD and Gentoo on another similar capacity SSD, using only hardware with wood grain finish and cpu/gpu parts from no greater than 1998

Based on dubs we so far have:

GPU: Quadro

>Thermal paste should be mayonnaise.
Now, every time I turn my computer on, I get hungry.

>Intel i10k
>Nvidia Titan 69x
>6tb SSD
>2pb HDD
>32g RAM
>Windex10 OSx/GNU

10BASE2, by the way. Not base T.

If we go with a PCI motherboard we can use: Quadro FX 600 PCI

Why not multi architecture?
Several kernels on running on different CPUs.

IIRC the Amiga did something similar while running 68k and PPC CPUs at the same time in one userspace.

I unironically have one in my computer next to me. So we can use that.

Dual 32 core Epycs

>not cum
Yes, I would be very hungry.

Threadripper 1950X

can't we just stick the holographic Sup Forums approved toaster sticker?

it needs to be comfy and retro too. CGA monitor for color

Let's coat the whole motherboard with some rubber shit

Lets buy a Threadripper 1950X

No, let's go with Hercules, higher res but no color.
Gantooo will work fine with it.

We could skimp a bit on the GPU side and put an alliance AT3D.

Nobody will suspect anything.

Pic related is the end result.

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i think you gave me an aneurysm

Zalman ZM500 TX for the fearless

By the power of dubs it will be a Pentium 2 system

lame
I vote for windows xp 7 genius edition
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no

>gantoo
>muslemOS
No.

Linux kernel 2.6 with BusyBox on coil memory.
The only true patrician way.

By the power of shitposts, it's actually a PlayStation 2 system.

Why not just three different seperate AC/DC converters, 12V, 5V and 3.3V.
Is -12V even used anymore?

Based

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>the moment the lights flash as the cigarette lighter gets pushed in

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Largest quantity LRDIMM ECC we can fit.
Also, dual EBINs.

>tfw computer won't turn on because dick is stuck in japchink

Legitimately wanted to do this with my PS2 for so long.

>10 Mbps ethernet
when a meme starts to sprout.

>huge ass server board
>only one processor
>2 gigs of ECC memory
> 30 AMD R9 295X2's
Now all we need is a nuclear reactor and the fire department installed.

dual batteries hotswappable
multi variable inputs from DC solar/wind turbine and a silent turbo diesel generator

the whole motherboard is optical interconnects with individual rf shielded chips

everything is modular components with sockets

two bioses with toggle which boots a signed coreboot

passively cooled.

>passive cooling
>everything is modular

How ? You would have some sort of interneconection that could be applied to any expansion that connects to the main passive cooling system? How does that even work

>he doesnt want embedded 4.15 busybox + squash overlay

>_>

its not a mobile system its a battle station.

every modular component has a big ass copper heatsink.
even the power smoother caps and resisters have their own little modular board

the bios nand has their own board and everything is larger than SMD to allow repairing by hand via soldering or heatgun

There was a time we used that and we were happy.

Been there.
Done that.

Only "useful" thing I used it for was music playback from SMB shares and internet radio on my home cinema stereo.

the mobo itself would just consist of using lasers or IR transcievers with multi layered fiberoptics and sockets

you choose the layout and what components

It looks like it would make for an interesting project, regardless. Idk.

You're very limited though. Mostly because the memory.

Yeah. 32MBs, isn't it?

Yeah. Even with a lightweight desktop without any bloat, even the browser will start swapping heavily when you open a page and this was years ago, like a decade. Maybe really in the early 2000's itself, it might have been more useful.

iMac Pro.

I found a processor guys. plug it in to the main board.

I thought this was a joke until I remembered it's a real thing....

I wanna lick that die

So long as it runs Gentoo I don't care about specs

Okay.

youtube.com/watch?v=nm0POwEtiqE

I thought MSI knew what they were doing....

When you grown up, there's a moment, when you realize that nobody actually has idea fucking idea what they are doing.

>Xeon
>Intel HD GFX

You wot?

Onboard Intel HD

so qt

>huge socket
>bebe chip
REEEEEEEEEEE

>gaymur
>furry
THE EFFING STATE OF THE LINUX CREATOR

EL OH EL

OH

EL

PENGUINS BTFO

i want to fuck her so badly

OS: Hannah Montana Linux

No, Justin Bieber Linux

a...user-san, you can fuck me instead

Cpu: snapdragon 650

>CPU
Z80
>GPU
Some TTL ICs
>PSU
12V power brick
>Case
None
>Mobo
DIY
>RAM
128 Kb
>HDD/SDD
SDcard via Serial
>OS
Zinclair Basic

Why not ARM2?

Also, the SnapDragon 650 is a SoC

>Z80
>needs 12V
C'mon, you aren't going to use 8k memory chips that you need 12V. Design it with 5V and come back.