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maisie edition

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korean pop

What happened to Sershlad?

korean poop

Porean Kop

It happens to anyone lads.

got banned for being a little gayboy and couldn't evade because his entire life revolved around posting saorise ronan and janny would just smack him every time, so he left

I think he either dropped the gimmick or just stopped posting all together.
He posted less and less I recall.

Can we save Tim lads?

bodies are contorted in a really confusing manner in this pic

>that face
>literally "I am okay with this"

are all male teaches nonces?

proof?

that's the face of a man who didn't even try to defend himself

Are those a's or e's?

jesus christ his handwriting is like a 4 year olds

is that a symptom of the schizophrenia?

Can't believe you're literally ADVOCATING rape.

Disgusting.

went normie

*updating latest banter modules*.......done
*loding modules arse, smeg, cheb, sleg, kipper, lad, FOY, FOY, FOY*.....done
*tuning gimmicks*.....done
*promoting -ise for -ize*.......done
*clearing runts*....done

entering /brit/......

Smoke me a kipper lads, I am feeling extra English this mornin

he was posting here a few days ago

works in a rugby club now as a bartender

me on the left

I think so, yes

that picture reminds me of the time I was third wheeling and my mate was trying to get me to fuck off

ah yes just let me go and get the official Sup Forums ban records for sershlad


fuck off you absolute sponge pudding

Ah yes what an unfortunate lad

FOY

>sponge pudding
creasing

really fascinating handwriting

letter e is backwards and upside down?

>tfw normie
>tfw still stuck in this shithole
fuck you all cunts

Another day, another try. Anyone from Cardiff around that could help me getting some weed to make my holidays whole?

smeg me arse, lad! i spell colour with an 'u'

Took a day of annual leave to get a sandwich from my favourite sandwich shop that's never open on weekends

>girl comments that my phone is in good condition
what did she mean by this?

get fucked

"foye" or "eff-owe-why"?

You won't be in such a good condition when I'm done with you heh

Why are so many English boys becoming girls?

foy

Fingers still smell like onion from 2 fucking nights ago

Why

rhymes with Chris Hoy

well done for not smashing the screen

>mfw said phenomenon leads to a surplus of traps

yes

Stop fingering French birds

real new

alright just what is going on here

onion smell sticks to your hands quite well
just keep washing and it'll go away

because mental healthcare is generally improving so things are detected and diagnosed more

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think /brit/ has gone too far this time

the internet reinforces peoples beliefs in ideas which would previously would have been lost in the ether of life. now, if you want to be a lesbian gender-unsure neuter you can be, you just chose to do so and someone on the internet will tell you you are right regardless of how insane it is.

excellent

me Timothy James Byrne in the flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 9th of September 2016

GABAGOOL

Honestly when you think about it seems like we live in some kind of bizarro dystopia. Bunch of anonymous people watching a deranged man fall deeper into the abyss for entertainment.

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she wants a man from flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow my rented flat since January 2013 and before taken on the 9th of September 2016

People are diagnosing and encouraging transgenderism for anyone who has gender identity issues

Previously, we had masculine girls and tomboys and camp and feminine men. This wasn't a problem, people would have different personalities while still acknowledging their real gender

Now we've got trannies. Apparently if you have some insecurity about your gender attitude, it must mean you were born the wrong gender, which is hogwash. It's down to your upbringing.

why does tim live like literally directly opposite a dentists

remind me again what's the name of that show

documentary show about I believe either drugged or alcoholic teens, and you could hardly understand their accent

the girl's boyfriend crawls out the window

really thick accents

Geordie Shore

It's not a show, Scotland is a real place

>landlord wants to increase my rent by £15pcm
>flat next door being advertised for £30pcm less than i am currently paying for mine.

Does this dick think I'm going to agree to that?

>shagging a girl who works in my local chippy
>in the middle of it she says "give me your baby batter"

thought it was weird how she works with batter in the chippy and chose to use that phrase

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trainspotting

Post tim theories:
>Tim was actually subjected to a government experiment akin to MK Ultra, the dentist is his handler to ensure he never speaks out, and DPD are an undercover quick response team ready to take him out if he ever regains his sanity. Markus Hauser is the name of the doctor who ran experiments on him.

errr?? ...the timing of this?? not very smart are they

what does tim think about as he falls asleep?

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good film

Karen Carpenter

people messing him about

he e e ey j u u u ude

>he pronounces it mawnga

Should I have a wank?

my goodness, this isnt what I had in mind but that was interesting

I once witnessed one of the guys from geordie shore arguing with a bog wog because he wanted free chewing gum because "ahhm on the telly ye knaaa"
I tried to walk over and call him a cunt but the molly was in control so it came out as "hey, would you like some of my chewing gum, wow, your skull looks a really interesting shape under these lights, can I touch your skull, no I haven't washed my hands, oh okay then I'll see you on the dancefloor"

if I walked into someone's room and they had lots of figurines I think I'd knock them all on the floor

Whenever somebody criticises me or looks down on me I end up going in this full blown on edge mood, like the business card scene in American Psycho

Like, if somebody is a smart arse to me online / in person or I think somebody has got the last word I can't handle it.

Becoming a bit of a problem desu

One of my teachers at primary school was a massive weeaboo and he'd just draw manga on the whiteboards

what do you think about as you fall asleep?

If I walked into someone's room and they were Australian, I think I'd knock them to the floor.

you

people messing tim about

Karen Carpenter

Porn. Honestly have a bit of a problem desu

Tim and Karen Carpenter

noodle soup is done

made a bit much but haha who cares

my fanny needs a cute boy to fuck it

2bh

ways to win her back

I will be creating the next edition once 325 posts have been achieved

just letting you lads know

too pretty to be maisie

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imagine being a man who owns dildos and butt plugs

"hmm this benzo seems a little strong"

Owen Jones is bar far the biggest runt in media.

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hmm

>runt
>howling
>creasing
>ponce

if you use any of these top yourself

utter mongs