Interesting Rap Challenge

Hey guys, what's up. I'm an Underground rapper by the name Big Switch (Search me on Facebook, I have almost 7k likes). I'm doing a retarded ass challenge where I'm only going to use shit that people comment on these types of posts. So Reply with the most disgusting shit you can think of lmfao don't hold back, I'll say anything, gaf. Love you

Just realized how Cancerous I sound, my bad

How you doing lads?

People on this board listen to the radio

The pain is shapeless while the razor's in my skull
Betray the hibernation while waiting for terror to collapse
Brace for the inevitable grace of the embrace of death
Glaze over the nonsensical traits which rake the wrath
I fade to past, but at the same time I break the mask
Fake a laugh.
Lake infinity wants to wait, but time renders it dull
Evidence pulled from the bucket is the reason why every one of us is confined to the symptoms of the slump

Israel is a terrorist state

free Palestine

How about the classic nursery rhyme?

>Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
>Screw a kangaroo!
>Fingerbang an orangutan,
>At your local zoo

FUCK A PEN
CAN A COKE HANGIN FROM A CHANDELIER
EAT FISH AND FUCK A TOASTER
YEAH IM A BIT QUEER
SMASH A HO WITH THE TWIN TOWERS
BITCH MY MODEMS DISCONNECTED
GOT PENILE STRENGTH POWERS
DIS CAMPIN FIREWOOD KEEPS WHAT IM PITCHIN ERECTED
OO SHIT FEEL IT SHOOTIN OUT ME EARS
SCARLETT JOHANNESBURG BEIN RAPED BY AN EYEBAG O TEARS
WASTE ME
RAPE ME, MY FRIEND
OOOOO BITCH
SMOKE A DOLLAR BILL LIKE A FISH
DO U WANT DIS DISH?
FUCK YOU
I KISS YOUR OPEN SORES
IM LISTENING TO IN UTERO RIGHT NOW
RECAPTCHA?
IM A HACKER.
NO FUCKIN BUTTON
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
BITCH I SMASH YOUR NIPPLES
DEN I EAT A PACK O PICKLES
MM YUM
DIS IS GOOD
RAPE ME CARL SAGAN
I SEE HIM OO SHIT HE AINT AGEING
CARL SAGAN SMILIN WIT A STAR BACKDROP
VISUALISE VISUALISE VISUALISE DAT
NOW IMAGINE HIM IN A BIG FAT HAT
HES A CAT
WITH A BAT
AND A CAT
AND HES FAT
IM A RAT
RAT-A-TAT-TAT
ITS ME, MISTER PAT
FUCK OFF
OH OKAY SORRY
POSTMAN PAT POSTMAN PAT
THE BIG NINCOMPOOP GREEDY FAT
BLANKET OF ASS
BAG FULLA SASS
YEAH IM A BIT CRASS
I JUST FUCKED A TOASTER
WHILE EATING A BASS
I DROP THE BASS
DEN I SMACK A DUDES ASS
WHEN I SUCK DICK IM FAST
LIGHTNING BOLT SAY "BOOBIDEEBOOBOOP" LAST
NOISE ROCK IS WHAT I HAVE IN MY DICK
IM PIERO SCARUFFI
AY EM AY
IM A TOTAL BITCH SENPAI
BUT I AINT GAY
SUCK A DICK
REALLY QUICK
TURN A TRICK
DONT TAKE THE MICK
YOU A BIT THICK
MY IQ IS 1.2
YEAH YEAH YEAH WOO
IM THINKING ABOUT TRYING NOFAP
CUZ PORN MAKES ME FEEL CRAP
MY FISHFUCKING SKILLS DO IT SAP?
THE INTERNET GIRL SAYS YAP U CHAP
COKE CAN TO MY LEFT
COMPUTER MOUSE TO MY RIGHT
IM FAT
I AM WEARING A HAT
PUSSY AND ASS
THATS ALL YOU NEED
I NEED THAT BIG ASS MASS
OF COCK
NIRVANA IN UTERO
UR COMPUTER CANT EVEN BOOT U BRO
UR DRO
U HO

(GIVE CREDIT 2 MC CUM)

Who the fuck is Big Switch?

hey boys if you hit me up on facebook pls send me some pics of your tight little bootyholes

no chicks allowed!!

IM a spiritual magical intracerebral incredible genital preferable acceptable accessible, congenital defensible delectable dependable, detectable digestible expendable extendable, hysterical impeccable inflexible injectable insensible intestinal lyrical individual

"Israel is a terrorist state

free Palestine"

"
>Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
>Screw a kangaroo!
>Fingerbang an orangutan,
>At your local zoo
"
Now that's the shit I'm looking for lmao no ghost writing please

My bitch told me my dick is too short, so I went to the doctor and requested a penile extension. He told me, nigga, what you have is not a penis, but in fact a very long clitoris. How on earth did you not notice the gaping vagina in place of where your balls should have been? I asked him if I wasn't a man with a minute penis but in fact a woman with an elongated clitoris, then why would neither my current girlfriend nor any of my past girlfriends have mentioned that I've been living a lie, that I'm quite clearly not a man but a girl in disguise. He said, well, nigga, can I take a gander at a picture of your present bitch? And, being a stereotypical gentlemen, naturally I complied with his request by flipping out my Nokia 3310 and showing him the latest shot I'd taken of her that morning before leaving for this doctors appointment. (I take pictures of her every time I go on an errand on the off chance she dies in a house fire). Nigga, the doctor said after taking a gander at the picture of my bitch, nigga, stop looking at those (those being the medical degrees lining the wall behind him, which I was perusing with mild dissatisfaction and a curious case of amusement), and look at me, your doctor, nigga. What it the problem, I asked questioningly. Nigga, this here picture as depicted on your Nokia 3310 cellular phone ain't an image of a bitch, at least no real bitch I ain't ever known, no siree bob, this here picture is a depiction of an image of a 2D woman from a Chinese cartoon, you pathetic mouthbreathing elongated-clitorised scum.

MC Cum is cumming with that fire tho, gotta be said

suck the fuck and cuck the nuke

THEY CALL ME THE -
HIPHOPOPOTOMUS MY LYRICS ARE BOTTOMLESS...


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war on terror is a lie
muslims are scapegoats
governments are blatantly corrupt but they are closing in inch by inch so you don't really notice
revolt is coming

Hell yeah OP; let's do this!

>A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.

>As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured.

>The real prize was a great feast of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's wrist.

>I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerk-off fantasies of devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole of the world's handsomest young stud.

>Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to shit without the benefit of a digestive tract? I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

>I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock, beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense, bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

>I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum with the rich bitterness of shit.

My Facebook URL is BigSwitchOfficial is in case any of you wanted to make fun of how bad my music is and want to tell me to hang myself

>Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me. There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my hankerchief, and stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation or simple boredom. I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have had six orgasms in the process.

>I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

I'd prefer that the shit rhymes but damn that would be some dankity to put in a song lmfao

Big Switch your facebook page makes me want to die. Why do you post all these cringey memes?

war on terror is a lie

muslims are scapegoats

governments are blatantly corrupt but they are
closing in inch by inch so you don't really notice

revolt is coming

I was probably doomed from the start like a fetus
forming in the womb of a truckstop stripper,
My mother gave me the appellation Stanford Miscivitch Stony Cleetus
After the fratboy who without permission fucked her.

There we go ^

Fuck niggers
Gas the likes
RACE WAR WHEN?!?