I've been diagnosed with cancer

I've been diagnosed with cancer.
What's a good country to spend the last weeks of my life?

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Oh. How old are you?

Probably somewhere calm and warm or calm and fresh like Spain or southern Argentina
If thats true and its terminal Im sorry user, enjoy whats left

Russian commieblocks
Sitting on the roof with beer, watching the snowflakes fall and the bydlokids playing while you whither away

I wish i could say Finland but im sorry.
Go amsterdam and smoke some weed

You will miss India becoming a super power

27

Which cancer ?

You only have a few weeks of life left on diagnosis?
That sounds very unlikely.

How does loan's work if you're dying?
Does bank doesn't let you take them?

I hear Croatia has some of the world's best beaches in the world if you want to stay in Europe.

Sorry about the cancer ;_:

I was stupid enough to wait to get checked until the symptoms were too clear

pancreas

I wish I was you

At least I would have an excuse for being a sad pussy in life

Cancer is offence.
You can live.
You have to forgive everyone deep in your soul.
If you can not to forgive you'll die.

I'm really sorry dude.
Make your travels, visit some exotic place and if you have a family that you're close to, get back to them in the end.

Ouch
Metastases ?
How old are you ?

Go to africa and fuck child boys and snort gunpoweder like lord of war

You can come to my house and play video games.
Then we can order some mediocre pizza and sprite.
I hope you live thru this friend

chemotherapy has advanced so much
cancer isn't as deadly as it used to be
i'm sorry bro

It cant be removed by surgery?

>pancreas

Fucked up. Is this shit even transplantable?

Why are Russians always either poets or retard?

Cancer is not a sentence, pals.

holy shit

my sides

nope

yes it did hopefully I'll die where I travel to

>remove pancreas
>eat something
>die minutes later

Not an option, m8.

wot
use less doficult language

Are you a bored CIA spook posting or an real citizen?

Pancreaticoduodenectomy

Wrong you've not been diagnosed with cancer, the cancer has been disgnosed with italian

P. Much this
I've got a paragangleoma in my brain. Can't do chemo and can't be operated on due to location, but in the last 3 months it's shrunken down so much they're now saying I'll probably be fine. Spend some time with your family and find some shit to occupy your mind or you'll literally wil yourself to death.

Any ill is in our souls, mates.
You create your illness.

Imagine spending your last days on Sup Forums

real citizen
hey the golden brigades have night fighting equipment, noice didn't know that

The tumor can be removed if it aint to large but I guess is late for that
Well lad, you should go everywhere you can, so at least you wont have regrets on places and you wont be as attached to where you are

I remember one israeli user who got a weird jewish disease and had 30 days to live

Now he's dead

wtf france be nice

tru dat

So.
We are best people of Earth.

>Pancreaticoduodenectomy

Remove it entirely, not parts of it.

Isn't doing this pancretuaeuaeihnectomy a solution for you? Pancreas regenerates really fast, and you might survive if the surgery is done right.


Well, you weren't clear enough. I tought you were talking about pancreas like it's an useless organ like appendix.

accept that counsciousness is just a form of being,
you will not go anywhere, a different way of being awaits everything. It doens't matter if in 10.000 years or 2 seconds, everything will just be because it cannot not be.

>nice

I guess the Green Berets put in some work because they're very much better equipped, trained, and combat effective than regular line units.

Sorry for 2003-2006

27 years.. was it at least a good riddance my friend?

I'm sorry to hear that.. I really am.. people who want to live but are dying like that always makes me sad in a weird way...

but dont look at death as the end... It will come for us all eventually. Maybe you'll be reborn as some rich spoiled american or a bird..or you'll just be floating bodylessly in the space observing us all. You'll find out soon. New adventure awaits.

What kind? Has it metastasized?

Im glad you got that ;-)

What a lie, he'll just die and get eaten by worms instead of living the epic life of a Italian

>Isn't doing this pancretuaeuaeihnectomy a solution for you?
its too late, it has spread to the liver and stomache

thanks croatiabro

well, I'm not sad or anything
just bitter

they're pretty much the only ones fighting
all the rest are just holding land
and eh not your fault

everyone will die one way or another
you too

There's no need for that, Greece.

This life is acually a computer game.

Any history of cancer in the family?

Reminder that quantum immortality in fact exists and you will live.

Weird Jewish disease? Did you mean Judaism?

everyone on my father's side pretty much died of cancer

ha, underrated post

Is ISIS still a viable threat in Iraq?
I can't imagine they'll be holding on for too long
unless this proxy war continues.

remove kebab as your last stand user

Da.
Eneregy can not dissaper.
Secons law of Newton.

What Symptoms?

Sorry to hear about that Italiabro

not really
but their sleeper cells are
carbombs and the like
but that's a global threat after all

Thailand maybe? It's exotic with nice nature and temples and shit.
Plus it's full of whores if you want to get a lot of pussy before you die, not like you have to worry about STD's.

this

why not infiltrate into ISIS

Can you give me the gist of what it is?
t. dumb political science major

I don't know but he made a thread exactly like this one

You will be reincarnated my friend. Can you tell me, do you feel as though you've learned anything significant during this lifetime?

>Jewish disease
Pleonasm.

vomit, nausea, blood in feces, fever, etc.

nothing at all
I lived as a failure and I'll die like a failure

How's life in Baghdad?

...

True, Do you plan on living in your country for the rest of your time on this earth?

Have you ever had a gf?

for op
youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
fine thanks
yes

God damn it user, now I'm sad. I unironically hope you enjoy your time the best you can

What were the earliest symptoms looking back that you ignored?

F

Use the time you have left to do things you never did before.

When the time comes you're not gonna die with regret.

I hope you live a good and safe life.
You too OP. Best of luck in your endeavors.

This, I sincerely hope you the best OP.

Be more specific.
How's your daily routine? Do you have to deal with bombs?
Do you have personal memories about Baghdad before American intervention?

>vomit, nausea, blood in feces, fever, etc.
What the fuck, how do I know if I have cancer or just stomach sickness

>being able to die without suicide
You are living the dream m8.

Pics or it didnt happen

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Having blood in your feces isn't a good sign. He also said there were cancer cases in his family

What do you mean by waiting till the symptoms were too clear?
It occurred for a long time and you ignored it?
Also, why don't you tell us more about your life, hobbies, family?
Do you have saving so you can travel around the world for a while ?
For east asia, taiwan is the comfiest countr

thank you, much appreciated

this is why pancreatic cancer is the most insidious of all

hehe made me chuckle

he is krokodild'

MEN 1 syndrome ?

Je suis un kebab, ne t'imagine pas sympathiser avec moi kévin.

>How's your daily routine?
go to work
back to gym/lift at home
go home
shitpost
sleep
repeat
the occasional socializing
>Do you have to deal with bombs?
4 days ago there was one , t's sad but life goes on
>Do you have personal memories about Baghdad before American intervention?
yes
way calmer/comfier
but eh as long as it's not 2006-8 baghdad i'm ok with it

Do you fear for your life?

Come to Pakistan.

You'll feel good about having cancer here.

Même une horloge cassée donne la bonne heure deux fois par jour.

whats your economy like now, how much you earn per month?

not really
but i did get freaked out when a bomb went off near my friend's mobile shop (he died in it along many people)

My condolences.

How many relatives did you lose?
Was he white?

>pappaspost.com/remembering-stamatis-moraitis-man-almost-forgot-die/
>Greek immigrant to US gets diagnosed with cancer has 6 months to live
>Leaves US to go die in his birthplace pic related
>Island famous for its very slow way of life, barter economy and inhabitats being constantly mildly drunk on red wine
>Forget he was supposed to die
>Live 40 years more


Actual interview in Greek tv
>After about year I happened to sober up
>and I realised I was supposed to be dead according to my doctors
>years passed and I decided to pay them a visit
>So I went to find them on the US but they had died