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We're talking about Wal-Mart - what do you expect? The only people who shop there are trailer trash and cheapskate East and South Asians.

Nice try Australian.
Fuck off you're not funny.

That's actually pretty funny

Makes me want some pop now.

I'm American, and what I said is exactly how Wal-Mart is.

>pop

Fucking uncultured Midwestern hick.

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>I'm American
>Doesnt say 'pop'
You 'want' to be American.

>Grey diet coke thermite at the bottom of one tower

hmmmm

Good Lord, Cletus. When's the last time you stepped a foot outside of your village?

Most of us are saying 'pop', you scum.

I want to "accidentally" run into the display with my shopping cart.
I should get a friend to follow up from the other side a couple minutes later.

>most of us
>Rust Belt
>hillbilly mountain states
>worst Washington

>POP
Kill yourself

>Hi, can I have a coke please?
>Ok, which would you like?
>....a coke?

>hillbilly mountain states
Can you even read?

The hillbilly Mountain states are in RED and dont say POP.

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Just a reminder that WTC7up was undamaged but collapsed anyway.

>thinking that Appalachians are "mountains"
>thinking hillbillies only live in the South

Yee-haw, Cletus! Every day is a learning experience when you have brain of a toddler.

>lol look at le fizzy drink
>what to call it
>pop!

You're about the same as a fully grown man or woman saying "bellyache" instead of "stomachache." You are everything wrong with America.

If we don't get our mini muffins, the terrorists win.

how many years until 9/11 becomes a regular holiday?

>I'm an 'American' who doesn't know the origin of 'hillbilly' terminology.

saying "bellyache" instead of "stomachache."
what about "tummyache"?
I always liked that one.

why do you have this so readily available?

>I'm a "person" who can't extrapolate meanings outside of narrow definitions

Once it begins to fade, American patriots will insist it becomes a national holiday.

>not having that image saved for years

first day on Sup Forums?

>he gets so triggered by the very essence of soft drink terminology
that he keeps a "ITS POP REEEEEEEEE" statistics folder.

New England as bastion of American civilization confirmed.

>The places where lots of people live don't say pop
you suck at map reading

*pays respects*

>I'm an "American" who doesnt know what a hillbilly is.
>He thinks the West coast is where hillbillies originate.

>being this fucking bad at your own language

Wouldn't hillbillies call it Mountain Dew..?

>across America, Walmart's 9/11 end-cap displays are celebrated with a 21-shart salute followed by a parade of mobility carts.

That's hill WILLIAM to you sir

Didn't know washington and oregon was full of hillbillies. Are you from california by any chance? Man, that must suck for you :(

Washington and Oregon are both full of heroin-addicted human waste. If they live in the woods and have brown teeth, they're hillbillies to me.

Not from California, though. My whole family is from Best England.

Why the big soda blob in the middle?

>Eastern Wisconson and the area surrounding St. Louis

but why?

FUKKEN EPIC!!!!

>Washington and Oregon are both full of hipsters and asians

Ftfy

So I guess hispanics and injuns are hillbillies to you then?

>I don't know what population density is

IDK; I cant explain why people would call any soft drink 'Coke' either.

Unless Confederate Americans are literally driving the entirety of Coke sales.

>cheapskate East and South Asians

one of them was in the checkout line at 2 in the fucking morning arguing about why be couldn't return a fan without a reciept. Every time I go out I always end up behind some bastard who has to take three times as long at the register for some bullshit.

and don't forget to self flaggelate on bush family lecacy day, everybody

>he doesn't say 'sodie pop'

Only thing saying pop is your local nigga burner fuccboi

Can you repeat that in english?

I have a peenus

Est-ce une pénis féminin ?

You've probably never been to walmart.
Stop buying the memes too much.
Regular people go there all the time.

Most populous areas say Soda.

>Americans
please explain this shit, i want to understand

The town has a population of about 1000 and the mayorship is ceremonial. 12 votes were cast. It's not like Toronto electing Rob Ford.

>pop
Shut the fuck up and say soda next time.

damn
god bless america

>tfw your county is 80-100% soda

feels good not being retarded

9/11 produced some great patriotism cringe

Doesn't this seem... kind of offensive? How did this not create nationwide controversy?

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc

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There's no excusing this. Fuck.

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>pop
The actual amount of cringe...

>pulls off mask
>mr. shekelstien underneath
>"and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids, your pesky dog, and...antisemitism"

I wanna do one.

Walmart is always looking for customer servics associates.

He's right though

But I have full control over my bowel.

People this creative should not be working at shart-mart.

you'd be surprised

>creative
I'm pretty sure they're following a planogram.

Now I understand why people claim us wisconiggers say pop.

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>An actually loyal politician
[spoiler] ecks dee [/spoiler]

oh my, pls dont be real

He's doing a good job it says. I don't see the problem here.

>Who's a good mayor? You are! Yes you are!

The people that set up those displays work for the soda bottlers. They deliver the soda to the stores and set them up like that.

t. Wal-Shart expert

>implying Wal-Shart ever called back

They,re are hills in Scotland
Billy is William Wallace
It was a Scot-Irish slur but no one cares any,ore.

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why would they go to Walmart instead of Kroger or Meijer or Hy-Vee

Never heard of those m8.
Here in Florida we have Publix. A great market, but gets a little expensive in certain items, so my family and I go to walmart to pick other products that are the same quality but cheaper.

Like chips, sodas, bread, and those kind of things. Vegetables and meat is more expensive at publix but better quality, so we fork over the money.

There's more to Washington and Oregon than the West Coast

Such as..? Weather that makes brits homesick?

You should standardise on "obesity juice"

The eastern parts of the state might as well be Idaho

9/11 was an inside job.