ITT: cringe rap lyrics

>got no patience cause i'm not a doctor, girl why is you lying, girl why you mufasa?

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>i hate man like a nun

>i always saw you for what you could've been
>like when chrysler made that one car that looked just like a bentley

>and I got her nigga, grocery bag

What did he meme by this?

True story
Call me Thorburn, John H., staff sergeant
Marksman, skill in killin', illin', I'm able and willin'
Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage a village
Illegitimate killers, US Military guerrillas
This ain't no real war, Vietnam shit
World War II, that's a war, this is just a military conflict

this one isn't even cringeworthy it's just hilarious

>pull your hoe card like zoltar

it's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes
i am getting so hot, i'm gonna take my clothes off

>profit profit, nigga I got it
>everybody know I’m a muthafucking monster
>I’ma need to see your fucking hands at the concert

>implying this is cringe
Plebs baka

This is a classic.

>you toyin' wit' it like Happy Meal

>keychain go dang a lang
>I wanna do major thangs

>with my dad out in Tennessee is where I belong

>on my DMX shit
>i group DM all my exes

fucking kek

I'M GUDDA GUDDA

everything that ever came out of this talentless piece of shit's mouth

>let me put my mouth where you potty boo

I didn't think that one was cringey, just gross. Like what an awful way to describe a pussy.

>The A on my chest like a chipmunk.
>Alvin, Theodore, breath in breathe out. Mi
> amor.

I really like Because The Internet but that line makes me want to vomit every time I hear it.

agreed

ohhhh. lying as in lion. lion king. mufasa. now i get it.

childish gambino isn't bad.

Top cringe

Views still went platinum... Fuck this shit

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WHy the hate on gambino? he may sound somewhat 'different' then most mainstream rappers, but his lyrics can be real good

>you look so good, I'd even suck your daddy's dick

I agree people who can't get into him just need to be more open to experimentation

You need a certain level of intelligence to be a gambino fan

because he's soft
I think some people value that
pus he painted this false image that he is some middle class rich boy playing rapper for more money. It's bizzarre

bagged her

reeboks on i just do it (nigga)

>You need a certain level of intelligence to be a gambino fan

a lot of people don't respond well to lil wayne-tier one-liner rap

oh cmon sure a lot of his stuff are one-liners but you can't put him and lil wayne in that same categorization...

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Yeah Wayne is miles better.

except that's ismply not true
like him or not don't talk shit

not even talking about better or worse...

>My mother said, "You sucked my pussy when you came out
>Don't ever talk back
>I handed you life and I'll snatch it back"
>I'm just a latchkey kid with a snotty nose

he's gay and it shows

>My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over e's (overies)

No, Gambino is legit, you faggot just don't like him because he doesn't try to act hard.

And yet you faggots defend

>I JUST FUCKED YO BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS

They're called punchlines and have been a staple in rap ever since the early days of freestyle battle rap and even before then.

White boys, please educate yourselves.

That's horrendous.

anyone shitting on gambino as a "pun-liner" rapper hasn't listened to anything beyond summer camp
he wasn't doing that shit on because the internet.
that was his earlier shit like bonfire

>maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

Dang bro i wasn't even hating on him but this is really really bad.

But "I JUST FUCKED YO BITCH IN SOME GUCCI FLIP FLOPS" is fire, right?

Talking to new rap fans is a fucking headache.

shut up you moronic troll!

ur dumb

It's all about the delivery and the mindset behind it. You could tell Future wasn't being fake about that. It's like he really just did it. Like he's not bragging about it just to fill up some verses, he says it like he legitimately JUST fucked your bitch in gucci flip-flops, and he's not trying to be all braggadocious about it, he just says it bluntly and subtlety as to not disturb the mood established by the beat behind him.

Shut the fuck up. That line took zero effort to write. As opposed to the other line which is actually pretty witty (and it gives you a "What did he say? Oh wait now I get it haha", moment) and others would probably have agreed if user didn't spoil the punchline.

Gambino may have some cringe lines occasionally, but he's still more talented than Future and half of these niggas who don't even really try.

I don't see why Future is the immediate point of comparison anyway. There are plenty of decent lyricists out there, just because a lot of people like Future's music doesn't mean they necessarily think he's a great lyricist, technically

>itt: comparing bad rappers with slightly less bad rappers

Seriously fucking all of it. None of it's good. Any of it that approached good was made 25 years ago. That cringe feeling you get when you see old people or white people try to rap? That's how you should feel about blacks doing the same shit. Godawful rhymes laid over shitty dance beats talking about money, pussy, fame, murder, or displaying hilarious lack of socio-political knowledge.

*tips, fedora*
You win the internet. I completely agreed, kind sir. I only listen to classic music like ac/dc and guns n roses.

What a shocking and original response.

I PUTTA OTHER

Wesley Willis?

Thanks.

Nice trips but what to said was literally one of the cringiest things I have heard in my entire life

Escargo
my car go

>had a phone in jail, that's a cell phone

also by him
>my girls, my girls, my girls, my girls

on the ''remix'' for my girls.

>I know girl this is gonna get scary like Thriller
>You gonna feel this monster get bigger
>And I ain't got no rhyme for the next part
>And I ain't got no rhyme for the next part
>But that's OK because this is the remix

>In the middle of darkness
>Girl relax and just flow
>I'm about to tickle it and touch your soul
>Once I enter your black hole

>Girl I promise this will be painless
>We'll take a trip to planet Uranus

> even though we in the same room

> you just locked the door so I gotta text you

That verse was hilarious lowkey

Ruins the whole album desu

If you want socio-political knowledge go watch the news faggot

white-people-playing-guitars bands get away with some really fucking retarded lyrics all the time

nobody calls them on it because they pretend it's artistic or something

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Lil uzi is pretty relatable on an emotional level at the same time as being a pretty hard ATL influenced philly rapper. He lets his emo/rock influences show in his music and has swagger/persona out the ass.

and yet it's wittier, so much more effortless and creative than Gambino's far out strugglebars.

> emo/rock influences

what emo/rock influences

>liking punchline rap
ugh big sean/cole/gambino fans pls leave Sup Forums

He used to be a hot topic kid turned rapper so as a result he employs melodic rapping/chrooning with lyrics about his feelings for his girlfriend.

intelligence ehhh?
i've got a different word for em

what's cringe about that?

Gucci is a tacky brand that hasn't had a good collection in the past 6 years.

>not liking alessandro michele at gucci

>Rest in peace to the game cause I'm fresh to death
>Rest in peace to the game, tell 'em kill theyself
>Make your deathwish, cause I'm too fresh
>Cuse I'm fresh to death, cause I'm fresh to death
>You go broke tryna get fresh like this
>Rest in peace to the game cause I killed it
>I'm fresh to death, I'm fresh to death
>What you talkin', I came out a coffin

also hilarious

>my jewels hang low like my balls in the potty

>I'm writing movies where I'm making out with Aubrey Plaza
>And homegirl my homegirl, it is not like that
>But if she tried to rape me, I will not fight back

UGGHH thats pretty bad lmao

didn't say say that Donald Glover had a small penis?

I don't even get it

Is the lighter clicks Lil Wayne?

I kek'd.

ooga booga
muhfuggin
bix nood

Fuck you, that was a nice way of painting the picture.

>level of intelligence
Dude half his lyrics are funny af what do you mean intelligence?

>biting the bait

Noone talking about bleach on the tshirt

>SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY

This is by far one of the lines that ceases to amaze me. How a hack can sit down write down shite lyrics like this on a napkin, and sleep fine at night is beyond me.

Shit.

lol'd

3 Stacks, can you help me out?
30 hours
Yeah, this the type of shit you ride out to
30 hours
30 hours
I just be like, it was my idea to have an open relationship
Now a nigga mad
Now I'm 'bout to drive 90 miles like Matt Barnes to kill...
30 hours
Just to kill..
Just to...
Just to...
I'm about to drive 90
90 miles like Matt Barnes just to whoop a nigga ass
It was my idea and now a nigga
30 hours
Now a nigga mad, now a nigga, uh
A stunna
Whoop him after school just to show I got class
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh
Duh-duh with you, yeah

just to whip a nigga ass
whip a nigga ahh
whip a whip a nigga ass
cause now a nigga mad

>kiddy gumbo defenders
PHEW

six feet deep dick shovelin' the dirst
R I P - Rest in pussy

any metal song featuring Ice-T is pretty cringe desu

>did the man who invented college go to college?

I tried to pull away her blood was too sweet
Touched her, my two teeth, too deep
We move free, through the, next level
'Cause it's 'bout time to send back the devil
She said "Daddy you made me, I'm bad for you, come save me"
Just the sound of her voice drove me crazy
Boy I hope mother nature doesn't hate me
She dug her claws in my back when I stroked her
This ain't a dream because she's actually closer than close should be allowed to be
So girl don't get loud with me
You asked for the trashing that ass is getting
This is the good life, so there's no bad positions

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>The wind blows, I'm in you window
>Open, inn-u-endo