Every relevant country has a "Canada" -- That is, an adjacent...

Every relevant country has a "Canada" -- That is, an adjacent, smaller less relevant version of themselves that insists they're *completely* different but really are more similar than they are different.

Here's a list of pairs that I think makes sense:

>USA and Canada
>UK and Ireland
>Australia and New Zealand
>Spain and Portugal
>Germany and Austria
>France and Switzerland
>Netherlands and Belgium
>Sweden and Finland
>Norway and Denmark
>Russia and Ukraine
>Turkey and Greece
>India and Pakistan
>Japan and South Korea
>China and Taiwan
>Mexico and Guatemala

If I got your country wrong or don't have it listed, what is your country's "Canada" then?

uruguay :^)

>Canada
>Smaller than the US
Mate.

Spain is not relevant

>>Turkey and Greece
Inb4 butthurt

Belaruse and Poland

i think you're relevant

Your diaspora is relevant

We aren't

They aren't

you're relevant to me

Well, good job, your post just gave me cancer.

indeed, but Uruguay is cute and loved, unlike Canada

This is a very clever and worked bait, just enough actual content to entice readers.

>turkey and Greece
Stop this meme


Should be Belgium for France
Argentina has Uruguay
India has Sri Lanka
I would say Mongolia for China actually
Czech republic has Slovakia
England has Scotland

By population - California alone has more people than Canada.

Canada is pretty well-liked in the States, 2bh.

I actually didn't see the meme answers below until showed me.

Qatar and Bahrain
UAE and Qatar
Oman and UAE
Saudi Arabia and Oman

It's a triple Canada

Saskatchewan is Alberta's Canada

South Africa and Namibia

Wisconsin is Illinois's Canada.

>Smaller
Canada is bigger than the US

I'd say Ecuador and Colombia but idk really.
Peru and Bolivia might be correct too, i gues

It's smaller by population, which is what OP probably meant.

In any case, New Jersey is NYC's ""Canada"", though Southwest Connecticut or Long Island are probably better contenders.

Brasil might be the exception, even the Guyanas are different

Can(c)ucks be like
>haha we r superior
>literally steals our culture

If you want to have a laugh about a non-culture, look no further.

Naw you are probably influenced by being a /cum/poster. Everyone thinks Canada is full of lames and pussies. It's a laughingstock among black people too which canadians idolize. But nobody really thinks about them either. They are always trying to get senpai to notice them.

>amerifat talking about culture
no need to go to a comedy show to get a good laugh, instead listens to this dumb burger raving about "muh big culture, hollywood mcdonalds 'n shiet"

No, many people where I'm from (Chicago) were talking about moving to Canada if the ebil Trump wins the election.

great, more liberals for Canada

I think you are relevant, white AND first world.

All true, actually.

That's funny because I'm from Chicago

>triggered

Indeed, which is why much of the North seems to idolize Canadian politics and weedman in particular.

Yeah, I'm a UChicago student, and Anti-Trump sentiment is all over.

>mocks the culture he copy/pasted

Wee wew lad

t. suburbs yuppie

>Turkey and Greece

Those mudshits aren't more important than Christian Greeks

SLOVAKIA
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I'm from Lincoln Square reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Isn't Hungary different from most of its surroundings, though? Especially with language.

our Canada is the Faroe Islands

and you got Norway and Denmark the rwrong way around, Norway is the Canada in the relationship

>Ireland has UK
>Greece has Turkey
>China has Hong Kong
>France has Belgium
>Netherlands? What's that?
FTFY

Yuppie then. You people don't represent the city for shit.

Turkey and Greece should be changed to Greece and Macedonia

Where are you from?

Wouldn't that be more a US-Mexico relationship?

Who does represent the cities? Ghetto minorities?

I'd say India's Canada is Bangladesh.

Don't get it confused, Greece and Turkey are enemies and are the only countries in NATO at risk of going to war with each other.

They have a relationship worse than US-Mexico

>Canada is bigger than the US

not much. Don't get fooled by cartographical deformations

you cant even say that about all of canada though. quebec is purposefully about as far away culturally from the us as possible given the close proximity. seriously, you drive north out of vermont for like an hour, and everyone speaks french and all the radio stations and road signs are in french.
sad thing is, quebecois do french stuff better than the actual frenchies.

Anybody who /withtheshits/

Naperville

FUCK OFF

WE'RE (Toronto) FULL

GO BE LIBERAL AND WHINY SOMEWHERE ELSE

namibia is way cooler than south africa.

No, our's is france

Canada has 1/10th the population of the US

the only thing chicago has that other places dont is stupid-strong heroin, and a lot of big buildings. and an elevated train (a terrible fucking idea btw)

we're our own canada

I just meant that Macedonia was Greece's poorer, different-language-speaking border.

Wew lad

Well we can't move to Mexico, and we can't stay in the US with the Hitler Trump >:(

>elevated train

I took a train over Brooklyn

Sounds legit, although perhaps Lithuania or Belarus could take that.


>(a terrible fucking idea btw)
Triggered 2bh

Chicago is your Canada

*sensible chuckle*

yet another place i wish would just sink into the ocean.

>Triggered 2bh

thats what im here for

OBSESSED

Decent bait, btw

The obsession is mutual, from what I see on Sup Forums.

>The obsession is mutual

Uh huh.

belarus is nothing like poland tho

What is it if you obsess over another one's obsession?

This as well; a country's Canada is more similar to it than it is different.

i like how hawaii is like 50x its usual size

>norway
>not sweden's canada

What did he mean by this?

i wouldnt say obsessed is the right word. but i live in NY state and i would go to toronto or montreal anyday over NYC. that rotting shit heap of a city can float away and become its own country for all i care.

>india and pakistan

nice meme

argentina and uruguay would be more of a fit.

>america obsessed with canadia

>>>>>laws about having a certain amount of canadian stuff on the airwaves because it's america dominated

Weww

Israel?
We are relevant.

Yes but not really

You're relevant because of outside factors.

Fuck you, we're different.
It's just our cucked politicians who try to pull of this Sweden Lite-charade.

I thought you said you lived in Chicago

You can always count on American Obsessiveness of us to get (You)'s

Israel and the entire world

Delete this

But Toronto is the epicenter of being liberal and whiny in Canada.

>what is a joke
I live in skokie

>pic

Brazil doesn't have a Canada. :(

Brazil and Argentina.

Portugal?

>an adjacent
fucking burgers I swear

Agree with all of this

Don't get so mad friend

>New Zealand
They talk so much shit about Australia. Pretty sure they have some insider committee dedicated to wiping out our country.

Canadians are the exact same shit as burgers, they still feel superior anyways, why?

bcz kinder surprise

Good point.
You're literally superior too, meaning above of.

We have 2 + 1 twin brother
How can you compete with that?

In the Roman Empire, large provinces were split in two for administrative reasons. The larger province being Superior, and the smaller province Inferior.

By this criterion I deduce that Canada is the Superior province of the Anglo-American cultural continuum. :D

>expecting an American to know geography

Oh lemme guess, you think the Oilers are making the playoffs this year too eh?

>Sweden and Finland

What does that say? I don't speak Elven

extreme butthurt
good post i would give an upvote if i had one

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Americans have more in common with Mexico now, we're also superior by default

Never understood why Uruguay and Argistan haven't become one country.