Every relevant country has a "Canada" -- That is, an adjacent, smaller less relevant version of themselves that insists they're *completely* different but really are more similar than they are different.
Here's a list of pairs that I think makes sense:
>USA and Canada >UK and Ireland >Australia and New Zealand >Spain and Portugal >Germany and Austria >France and Switzerland >Netherlands and Belgium >Sweden and Finland >Norway and Denmark >Russia and Ukraine >Turkey and Greece >India and Pakistan >Japan and South Korea >China and Taiwan >Mexico and Guatemala
If I got your country wrong or don't have it listed, what is your country's "Canada" then?
Evan Richardson
uruguay :^)
Jordan Morales
>Canada >Smaller than the US Mate.
Anthony Cruz
Spain is not relevant
Jayden Moore
>>Turkey and Greece Inb4 butthurt
Jaxon Cox
Belaruse and Poland
Lucas Gonzalez
i think you're relevant
Ayden Miller
Your diaspora is relevant
Andrew Cooper
We aren't
They aren't
Blake Sullivan
you're relevant to me
Blake Thompson
Well, good job, your post just gave me cancer.
Easton Thomas
indeed, but Uruguay is cute and loved, unlike Canada
Justin Thomas
This is a very clever and worked bait, just enough actual content to entice readers.
Ian Phillips
>turkey and Greece Stop this meme
Should be Belgium for France Argentina has Uruguay India has Sri Lanka I would say Mongolia for China actually Czech republic has Slovakia England has Scotland
Elijah Green
By population - California alone has more people than Canada.
Liam Edwards
Canada is pretty well-liked in the States, 2bh.
I actually didn't see the meme answers below until showed me.
Henry Ortiz
Qatar and Bahrain UAE and Qatar Oman and UAE Saudi Arabia and Oman
It's a triple Canada
Ian Baker
Saskatchewan is Alberta's Canada
Bentley Evans
South Africa and Namibia
Noah Bennett
Wisconsin is Illinois's Canada.
Lucas Reyes
>Smaller Canada is bigger than the US
I'd say Ecuador and Colombia but idk really. Peru and Bolivia might be correct too, i gues
Ian Gray
It's smaller by population, which is what OP probably meant.
In any case, New Jersey is NYC's ""Canada"", though Southwest Connecticut or Long Island are probably better contenders.
Jackson Adams
Brasil might be the exception, even the Guyanas are different
Asher Reyes
Can(c)ucks be like >haha we r superior >literally steals our culture
If you want to have a laugh about a non-culture, look no further.
Naw you are probably influenced by being a /cum/poster. Everyone thinks Canada is full of lames and pussies. It's a laughingstock among black people too which canadians idolize. But nobody really thinks about them either. They are always trying to get senpai to notice them.
Justin Sanchez
>amerifat talking about culture no need to go to a comedy show to get a good laugh, instead listens to this dumb burger raving about "muh big culture, hollywood mcdonalds 'n shiet"
Connor Perez
No, many people where I'm from (Chicago) were talking about moving to Canada if the ebil Trump wins the election.
Ayden Edwards
great, more liberals for Canada
Alexander Turner
I think you are relevant, white AND first world.
All true, actually.
Cooper Garcia
That's funny because I'm from Chicago
>triggered
Brandon Morgan
Indeed, which is why much of the North seems to idolize Canadian politics and weedman in particular.
Yeah, I'm a UChicago student, and Anti-Trump sentiment is all over.
Carson Hughes
>mocks the culture he copy/pasted
Wee wew lad
Jack Mitchell
t. suburbs yuppie
Easton Allen
>Turkey and Greece
Those mudshits aren't more important than Christian Greeks
Lincoln Gonzalez
SLOVAKIA L O V A K I A
Carter Bennett
I'm from Lincoln Square reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Isn't Hungary different from most of its surroundings, though? Especially with language.
Sebastian Allen
our Canada is the Faroe Islands
and you got Norway and Denmark the rwrong way around, Norway is the Canada in the relationship
James Gomez
>Ireland has UK >Greece has Turkey >China has Hong Kong >France has Belgium >Netherlands? What's that? FTFY
Bentley Ward
Yuppie then. You people don't represent the city for shit.
Henry Hall
Turkey and Greece should be changed to Greece and Macedonia
Colton Nguyen
Where are you from?
Wouldn't that be more a US-Mexico relationship?
Easton Green
Who does represent the cities? Ghetto minorities?
Robert Scott
I'd say India's Canada is Bangladesh.
Isaiah Foster
Don't get it confused, Greece and Turkey are enemies and are the only countries in NATO at risk of going to war with each other.
They have a relationship worse than US-Mexico
Aaron Baker
>Canada is bigger than the US
not much. Don't get fooled by cartographical deformations
Connor Brooks
you cant even say that about all of canada though. quebec is purposefully about as far away culturally from the us as possible given the close proximity. seriously, you drive north out of vermont for like an hour, and everyone speaks french and all the radio stations and road signs are in french. sad thing is, quebecois do french stuff better than the actual frenchies.
Elijah Cruz
Anybody who /withtheshits/
Naperville
Chase Hernandez
FUCK OFF
WE'RE (Toronto) FULL
GO BE LIBERAL AND WHINY SOMEWHERE ELSE
Josiah Diaz
namibia is way cooler than south africa.
Christian Green
No, our's is france
Brandon Williams
Canada has 1/10th the population of the US
Lincoln Turner
the only thing chicago has that other places dont is stupid-strong heroin, and a lot of big buildings. and an elevated train (a terrible fucking idea btw)
Ryder Gray
we're our own canada
Austin Campbell
I just meant that Macedonia was Greece's poorer, different-language-speaking border.
Wew lad
Well we can't move to Mexico, and we can't stay in the US with the Hitler Trump >:(
Josiah Campbell
>elevated train
I took a train over Brooklyn
Aaron King
Sounds legit, although perhaps Lithuania or Belarus could take that.
>(a terrible fucking idea btw) Triggered 2bh
Christian Reyes
Chicago is your Canada
Nathaniel Cooper
*sensible chuckle*
Logan Gutierrez
yet another place i wish would just sink into the ocean.
Logan Peterson
>Triggered 2bh
thats what im here for
Lucas Flores
OBSESSED
Austin Bennett
Decent bait, btw
The obsession is mutual, from what I see on Sup Forums.
Jordan Gonzalez
>The obsession is mutual
Uh huh.
Nathan Taylor
belarus is nothing like poland tho
Brody Evans
What is it if you obsess over another one's obsession?
This as well; a country's Canada is more similar to it than it is different.
Jackson Myers
i like how hawaii is like 50x its usual size
Alexander Walker
>norway >not sweden's canada
What did he mean by this?
Levi Ross
i wouldnt say obsessed is the right word. but i live in NY state and i would go to toronto or montreal anyday over NYC. that rotting shit heap of a city can float away and become its own country for all i care.
Xavier Bailey
>india and pakistan
nice meme
argentina and uruguay would be more of a fit.
Chase Peterson
>america obsessed with canadia
>>>>>laws about having a certain amount of canadian stuff on the airwaves because it's america dominated
Weww
Zachary Parker
Israel? We are relevant.
Jason Perez
Yes but not really
Juan Evans
You're relevant because of outside factors.
Adam Robinson
Fuck you, we're different. It's just our cucked politicians who try to pull of this Sweden Lite-charade.
Aaron Bell
I thought you said you lived in Chicago
Blake Myers
You can always count on American Obsessiveness of us to get (You)'s
Xavier Cox
Israel and the entire world
Easton Murphy
Delete this
Brayden Sullivan
But Toronto is the epicenter of being liberal and whiny in Canada.
Jacob Murphy
>what is a joke I live in skokie
>pic
Ayden Evans
Brazil doesn't have a Canada. :(
Adrian Peterson
Brazil and Argentina.
Aaron Fisher
Portugal?
Oliver Harris
>an adjacent fucking burgers I swear
Henry Smith
Agree with all of this
Nicholas Phillips
Don't get so mad friend
Jayden Bennett
>New Zealand They talk so much shit about Australia. Pretty sure they have some insider committee dedicated to wiping out our country.
Elijah Gray
Canadians are the exact same shit as burgers, they still feel superior anyways, why?
Thomas Ramirez
bcz kinder surprise
Hudson Robinson
Good point. You're literally superior too, meaning above of.
Liam Fisher
We have 2 + 1 twin brother How can you compete with that?
Tyler Williams
In the Roman Empire, large provinces were split in two for administrative reasons. The larger province being Superior, and the smaller province Inferior.
By this criterion I deduce that Canada is the Superior province of the Anglo-American cultural continuum. :D
Owen Walker
>expecting an American to know geography
Oh lemme guess, you think the Oilers are making the playoffs this year too eh?
Oliver Ross
>Sweden and Finland
Andrew Mitchell
What does that say? I don't speak Elven
Jaxon Collins
extreme butthurt good post i would give an upvote if i had one
William Bailey
kys leaf
Cameron Sullivan
Itkettääkö?
Jeremiah Long
Зaпaх пoшeл нa хyй cлишкoм! кoнфeтки кoнфeтки
Jonathan Bailey
Americans have more in common with Mexico now, we're also superior by default
Levi Sanchez
Never understood why Uruguay and Argistan haven't become one country.