You're painfully boring, you bring nothing to a conversation, very few people think about you

>You're painfully boring, you bring nothing to a conversation, very few people think about you.
>You're an uglier version of the man you see in the mirror. Just take a selfie, you'll see.
>Your voice is weird, record it and you'll realize that

Already knew all those, Hans

Words can't bring me down

pepe can however

must suck beign german

First one is true, but I love my recorded voice and the guy who looks back at me in my selfies

>uglier version of the man in the mirror
This is false
Go stand infront of a mirror with your friend and tell me if he looks different than he does in person
How you look in the mirror is exactly how you look

Dirty, dumb, frogposting scum

No matter what happens, you will always be able to scratch your hairy scrotum to ecstatic pleasure

Never forget this one luxury

Tbqh the last one is true. It's my biggest flaw.

I know I'm not good looking, but I'm definitely not boring.

Try again, dumb frogposter.

Post your voice.

Maybe. But most people consider you boring.

>tfw want to be voice actor
>drop 200 dollars on fancy microphone equipment
>realize voice is high pitched as fuck

All true

Have a (You)

Thank (you) kind Sir

Vocaroo doesn't work on phone and computer is out of commission till new ram arrives.

My voice sounds much better when recorded than when I hear it. Gives me a small confidence boost every time I hear it.

No, most people think I'm amazing. Rare is the conversation that doesn't end with everyone lifting me up on their shoulders and parading through the town.

Hear it recorded that is, fuck it, you know what I mean.

2/3

You have given me no new knowledge about myself.

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