Click your fingers

>Click your fingers
>Understand three languages fluently in spoken and written word

Which three?

I'd go for the full Axis Powers experience.

>Italian: The beautiful language of the trio. Get to understand opera, comfy resort by the sea in a country with God-tier history.

>German: The brutal language to swear at people. Also a little bit of Opera. Get to go to the best places in Central Europe. Be Germanophile.

>Japanese: Consume most culture from there, most people don't speak English so it makes practical sense, immense bragging rights

Don't chose a language that'll send you to a third world shithole by your employer (Arabic, Mandarin, etc). Don't chose a language that'll make you sound like a pretentious cunt (Latin, Sanskrit, etc) and don't chose an irrelevant one spoken by less than ten million people (Irish, Finnish, etc)

English/Chinese/Finnish

>Don't chose a language that'll send you to a third world shithole by your employer
This is always good advise.

Mandarin Chinese (traditional characters)
Japanese
Spanish so I can move to Brazil

French, Spanish, German

If I actually wanted them to be useful it's be Spanish, Arabic and Chinese or something

Japanese, German, Spanish

>Implying I haven't already mastered 3 languages.

depends if it's in addition to english or if it replaces the languages I'm already fluent in

french/chink/portuguese
french/chink/english

Ithkuil

Do we keep our current ones?
If so,
>German
>Norwegian
>French

>click
>not snap

?

Arabic
Spanish
Japanese (fuck China)
Trilingualism is Belgium's national language.

>makes a click noise
>somehow a snap
?

Japanese
Mandarin
Russian

latin, japanese and german

>Spanish so I can move to Brazil
delet this

Russian
Arabic
Mandarin

>click
I don't click my fingers because I'm fucking American.

I SNAP THEM.
*SNAP*
EAT SHIT LIMEYS I BET THIS SOUNDS FUCKING BRUTAL TO YOUR SMALL MINDS
I'M NOT SOME FUCKING TRIBAL NIGGER WHO "CLICKS" HIS FUCKING FINGERS LIKE HE DOES HIS FUCKING TONGUE TO SPEAK IN HIS TRIBAL LANGUAGE ABOUT WHICH LEOPARD HE'S GOING TO FUCK TONIGHT

>makes a click noise

it literally goes *SNAP*

Snap sounds like you're breaking bones.

>Spanish so I can move to Brazil
¿Que?

>Italian
>German
>Japanese

Latin , sanskrit , sumerian

All these languages are still more relevant than Romanian.

Spanish
Hebrew
Serbian