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Now that's not funny and I bet you're a dirty paki.

>he spends his friday night alone in front of a computer posting what he calls "gimmicks" to his "lads" on an anonymous image board

should really stop flirting with girls that aren't my gf

And I wouldn't rather spend it any other way.

>tfw everyone bailed on you again

Scoffing a Double Decker and a pint of Cravendale.

Honestly it's hilarious.

>oooo lads look at miiii! im a #PLAYA

I really like Outkast but I prefer Big Boi's first solo album

it's really not you paki cunt

I'm off to uni so I have an excuse

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all me m8s are sound

doc told me exercise would get rid of my depression

1 year later, more or equally as depressed as ever (who can tell over such long time periods). Only difference now is that I'm in literal athlete shape

desu it's not

Only a paki wouldn't find it funny. Go to bed Rasheed.

business idea: dangle your 3.5mm headphone jack infront of an iPhone 7 user next time you see one on the tube

Guts.

>so that's how it went..
>you want to fugg your mom and kill your dad XDDDDD

Maybe you should kys?

Is it Friday night again haha

desu, only a paki would do something like that

I really like france desu, they are actaully surprisingly good at banter

gonna go for a purposeless walk amongst all the degenerates ascending upon the town centre

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desu DESU

andre and big boi have been quality throughout the years and still are weather alone or solo but as for their material nothing will ever top

Aquemini>ATLiens>speakerboxx/love below>southernplayalistic

Friday Night Feels Coming Through

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Have a gf called Kyary but I'm not allowed to post about her.

France needs to be nuked into oblivion to stop the muzzies getting here.

>on the tube
Reminder that, statistically, this poster is NOT white

>laughing at a paki film laughing at a paki terriost atttack

good one you paki

>purposeless

Your gunna try and cope off with a drunk lass arent ya

Good

Would you rather lose both arms, or both legs?

What? Did you watch it without audio?

A visionary

>there are people itt who are completely open about browsing this website

why?

I don't think I actually want to die
have done in the past, but idk

desu my depression isnt even sitting around feeling sorry for myself, I never feel "sad" and havn't in years and years I just lack a drive to do anything productive or for myself and its like a vicious cycle y'know

necking gaviscon

Can't wank with me feet now can I?

n-no
i just want some sour patchkids
sainsbury's local stopped selling them :c

...

good lad

its kop*

obviously both legs what an incredibly easy question, plus fully automated nerve-wired legs will be avaliable much sooner than arms because hand fine motion is much harder to tune

bad post

Sure you do

Ah yes

Very impressive

I'm not.

amputees can learn amazing things

to discover a new wanking method could put you on a very prestigious list

Just found out i'm 1/16th French.
>tfw i thought i was pure anglo
>tfw my whole life was a lie
Currently on suicide watch

Fair point.

goblet of fire was the best harry potter book and the best film

>1 year later
>Literal athlete shape

Where's the American with the good taste in synthwave? Absolutely NEED more desu

I see what you did there lmaoing out loud m8

addendum: i haven't read the first two books though

i put my mouse icon on yours and pretended we were holding hands

Éteins ta télé, tu seras moins à fleur de peau et t'éviteras de nous faire passer pour des gros malocul.

What is 4chans most intelligent board? /sci/? /lit/? /his/?

ive always been naturally very good at athletics
faster sprinter than anyone I know, better stamina, explosive power etc and iI wasn't fat or completly unfit when I started, just inconsistent with lacking cardio work

A year of constant training has gotten me into crazy good shape since I was already starting out at a higher level than most normal people

dont see any explosion in that webm

/x/

carpenter brut is the only synthwave artist worth listening to

/brit/

Used to be /sci/, currently /his/

better than being with normos

Sup Forums. /brit/ specifically.

>no mention of stankonia

Can't wait for me and the boys to hit the strip in Maga

>35k car on a 30k job with low expenses

difficult?

...

I'm half-breton

I thought I was pure baguette but I actually have the blood of these losers from your island in my veins

brb Imma kill myself

probably /sci/

but I don't know
nor do I care

>synthwave

I actually quite enjoy this.

what's your favorite thing about france

That's like asking which African nation is the most intelligent.

Fun fact: when i was a pure Sup Forums go'er i always thought Sup Forums stood for intellectual and was a place for intelligent discussion.
Oh boy was i wrong

Post top 5 books famalam

that's very british to be butthurt at france, pakis don't care.

the history and the culture

the first 3 albums are objectively better than stankonia

come home runt

Want to order some girl clothes from Forever 21 but the packaging says "Forever 21" on it

Bit fucked if someone else collects the package

Us obviously

hand rolls > sushi

>/his/
>not literal 24/7 circlejerk about why the Sherman is better than the T-34/Panther and muh spooks

>walk down any street
>'ANARCHY 2016', 'KILL THE RICH', 'YES TO MARXISM' stickers plastered to every single post on the street

every. fucking. time

If you can get 0% APR maybe. 35k is a lot though, you can get a top of the range jaguar saloon that's a couple years old for that.

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Je ne regarde jamais la télé user

Et puis merde, c'est un fil /angloy/ ils vont encore m'engueuler pour avoir parlé en Français

FAIT CHIER

Nah easy
No point though. Regret it after the first month. Won't be impressing anyone--your mates probably know how much you make and will think you're a knob for buyimg it and no one on the street will look twice at a car worth less than 70k

1,000,001 recipes involving eggs

the sophisticated way in which they practice their innate degeneracy

renault ft

tell them it's for your gf

Stranger Things drops the ball after episode 4. It's good when there's a bit of mystery but it becomes le scary monsters mid way through. I dont know why it's rated so highly

delet
no but unis starts in a few weeks and then Ill be at clubs n shieit

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nice try