"So user, what interesting things can you do with your computer?"
"So user, what interesting things can you do with your computer?"
Brody Powell
Easton Ross
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Andrew Long
i want to fuck you
Samuel Morgan
...
Asher Williams
>open a terminal spanning three monitors
>sl
>Look! A choo choo train!
Cooper Moore
She doesn't care. Just respond "anything that can be done with a computer" and confirm what she really wants to hear; you're a genie
Aaron Rodriguez
Mods!
Carter Hill
"That's... not very impressive, user"
Austin Diaz
>if only you knew the intricacies of such a simp-
>whatever, wanna listen to some music while your laptop finishes installing Windows?
Jaxon Taylor
I'm guessing I missed an inside joke, but doesn't the entirety of computer science exist to answer that question ?
Chase Lee
I can kode
Lincoln Davis
Make shitloads of money from home in my underpants.
Hunter Myers
this
Lucas Harris
I can make fake porn with your face.
Evan Brown
How this fucking photo was taken?
Christian Bailey
I can threw it in the windows and buy new one, because fuck this glitchy 10 year old piece of shit.
Angel Hill
All sorts of things, you ever heard of deepfakes?
Alexander Turner
im sorry, who are you?
get out of my house
Logan Thompson
MOM THERE'S SOME GIRL IN THE HOUSE
Levi Richardson
I can show you this animated loli dancing in sync with my text based music player that plays obscure happy hardcore music by sending low latency bit perfect streams to my external digital analog converter via the advanced Linux sound architecture. I made it myself.
Levi Roberts
I can open a terminal and make an ascii logo appear next to my specs
Anthony Sanders
uploaded directly from visual memory, obviously
Chase Bailey
>Of course you can only get the fake thing you loser, only Tyrone does me the best