Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread ---Useful Links---

過去ログ
>desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare it before making a new thread and post the next link.

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s1s88H1cxLR4
vocaroo.com/i/s1VRay2tTrEM
vocaroo.com/i/s0J07jTLJUfe
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD
youtube.com/watch?v=wKpZLtt4Ctg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

How long did it take everyone ITT to complete Genki 1?

never touched it desu

マジで?
日本人には普通にできる音だと思った
そもそも、日本語の「ら」と(ちょとだけでも)近いだろう?

...

日本人でも出来る人はたくさんいるよ。普通にいるよ。
でも俺にはできない・・・
色々練習したけど、完璧じゃない

完璧にして必要がないだろう、ただわかるほどであればもう充分だ

...

朝やで
日本人は起きるやで

ご親切に、ありがとう。良い奴だね、きみって

おやほう

vocaroo.com/i/s1s88H1cxLR4

この小説は読み直したくなるw

おはよう 早いね
朝ごはんは何にしよう?

6/10 かな、フランス人ってすぐわかる日本語だね

>この小説は読み直したくなる
良い例文だっただろう?w

そうか?
酷い殺人者だと可能性もあるけど

毎日のセリアルを今日も食べた

Hello

>ひどい殺人者の可能性もあるけど
少なくとも、ここでは感じが良いから良いんだよw

シリアル? いいね。俺もオールブランを食べたよ。日本はシリアルの種類が少ないけど・・・

少なくとも聞き取れるくらいなら安心する

>良い例文だっただろう
満点だなw

vocaroo.com/i/s1VRay2tTrEM
i want to become better
酔ってない!

フィン太郎には使えない例文だけどなw

どうていの、「う」をはっきり言うともっと聞きやすいかもしれない

>vocaroo.com/i/s1VRay2tTrEM
much better, 8/10. You did great.

ok thanks
untying the noose as we speak

>untying the noose as we speak
what do you mean? you spoke slowly?

You've saved him from a premature end, user.

ah, I see. lol
Thanks, is it a net slang?

Search for "noose" on google images.

絞縄を解く?
前に自殺するつもりだと言った
先、五点ばかりとったから悲しくなっちゃった

no
I tied a noose to hang myself because of an earlier bad score
I started to untie it when you gave me a good score
obrigado

Thanks, I understand.

首吊りを止める かな
すごく上手くなったから、安心してw

...

...

そう
また悪い点数を受けると自分の首吊りの準備しなければならないよね
顔見えるかな

4.5/10

vocaroo.com/i/s0J07jTLJUfe

>vocaroo.com/i/s0J07jTLJUfe
上手いね
7 or 8/10, personally, I feel it 8/10

Milf Japanese woman almost killed me when I was walking across the street when I had the green. She couldn't take her eyes off my chest and had to slam on her breaks, and I jumped back. She looked embarrassed and then spurted off around me without giving me a chance to walk. These good looks are going to get me killed by these Asian female drivers.

I have the same problem

音声を貼るたびにデブと思われるけどありゃ滑舌が悪いだけ

ふーん…

何も言っていないのにw

毎回言われてこっちまで「なんかデブ声だな」と思ってしまった

自虐的過ぎるよw
でも、日本人が英語が下手だって言われてて
何も言われてないのに「英語が下手でごめん」って言ってしまうのと似ているのかもしれないw

Life is suffering when almost all Japanese and Foreign women wish to be your waifu, except Eunji :_;

>管理人さんということはつまり同じ屋根の下。。。
>あのおぱ。。。と。。。これから三年間。。。!?

>あのおぱ
Could it be he's about to say あのおっぱい and stops himself midway? Or that おぱ is slang like パイオツ, just a lot rarer? Or it's some vocalization I haven't encountered before?

Americans consume more air than Japanese when they speak.
The chest works like a woofer, and the voice sounds more fat.

こんにちは。

「ぱ(PA)」じゃなくて「ば(BA)」でしょう?
The word, Oba(san), is being cut off.

お前 肺をもっと使えばいいじゃん
さすがに日本人が話しながら 俺には何もわからないw

>Engllish makes people thin

確かにあの文を読み上げた前に大きく息を吸い込んだ

That would make perfect sense in context. But it does seem to be a pa.

おっぱいに決まってるw

アメリカぁ!

pattern A: she has big boobs, she is literally oppai itself and the man stuttered
pattern B : she is elderly and the man stuttered

「Opa」だw
俺なら誤字だと思う

その前の長い文章を読まないと何とも言えないよな

Yeah, I'm really leaning towards breasts.
>she is literally oppai itself
Sounds about right.

That's also possible, though I guess it wouldn't matter

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Oniichan_CD
是は如何思う?

This account is very useful in studying Japanese :)

W-Will one of you Japanese be my friend.... Please....

I am a Glutamic acid

おはよう、ああ、ごんばんわ
今はラテンアメリカ人のための時間帯なんだな

ニートって全然金がないのに、なぜタバコを吸うのだろう
本当にゴミな存在だな

Yep, 10 PM in here.

よい一日を!

How do I be white?

what does everyone think about this korean film on japanese sex? its called the handmaiden

youtube.com/watch?v=wKpZLtt4Ctg

be white

この壁紙はどう思うの?

See >>Michael Jackson

Smear your body with paint or semen

be fat be hairy be smelly be sweaty be dumb be homo

>tfw I'm only half-homo
Do I still classify as white?

michael jackson had vitiligo which causes depigmentisation and loss of melanin in the skin, thats why he went white alongside the bleaching and surgeries

>tfw she already has a boyfriend

かっこいい
そのような技術ディストピアっぽい設定は凄く面白いと思う

what do you mean by tfw I'm only half-homo?

そうね
何よりも快適な存在らしいんだな

I'm bisexual

Are Brazil people white?

People easy come, easy go...
find the real one.

Not really.

I am

Some are white

Kek, just noticed.

秋葉原にしか見えないけど、ちょっと加工してある?

It looks photoshopped but cool.
The name of the bridge is 龍閑橋架道橋

ユートピアの方が快適だし綺麗だよ
そんなに快適でもない

眠たいす

Wait, is it a real place? I thought it was just a very realistic drawing or something like that

KEK I should've translated it before posting here

今は12時だよ
赤ちゃんかよ

In front of Shinjyuku station.

nearby Akihabara station

Damn, that's so beautiful
I can't even imagine how comfy it must be to live there.

>pic
BRAZIL MENTIONED

...

I'm living nearby Akihabara, but not as comfy as you think except that if you're really crazy for anime and manga.
Noisy, too many weebs and tourists, mostly Chinese and Koreans.
Good place for sight seeing, tho.

What is a good AV to fap to

Nihongo fuck yourself OP

大人でも赤ちゃんでも
仕事中でも眠いのです

Makes you think.

hi,japanese

Noice. :3