"Sorry i only date guys who speak spanish"

[Leo Nelson]

>"Sorry i only date guys who speak spanish"
What do you do?

[Owen Barnes]

Sorry, I dont speak taco

[David Torres]

¿Cómo está usted?

[Jacob Rodriguez]

IAAA POSS MY AREPITAS AND COLOMBIANITAS ARE THE BEST TU BI OUNEST, MY ABUELITA SAID SO CABRON

[Xavier Brooks]

is she black or just really tan?

[Daniel Diaz]

I just wanted to fuck you, not to buy you

[Andrew Powell]

PLATA O PLOMO, HIJO DE PUTA MARICON

[Josiah Powell]

hola soy de turquia y yo te quiero agarrar

[Aaron Thompson]

>spics

[Gabriel Gomez]

i don't think you can get that tanned without dying of skin cancer

[Xavier James]

Yo hablo, mi encanta

[Michael Smith]

could be fake

[Christopher Wood]

estoy penis 21cm

[Brayden Rodriguez]

>"sorry i date only white females"

[Noah Powell]

Sorry I only date humans

[Gavin Evans]

She'll date anyone with a Canadian citizenship.

[Wyatt Peterson]

>I am penis

[Isaac Sullivan]

why would anyone want to live in canada

[Wyatt Jackson]

The leaf is a literal panty dropper.

Talked to a Spanish girl, she thought I was American until I showed her my leaf, and as soon as I showed her she let me fuck her straight in the pussy.

[Gabriel Powell]

...

[Easton Reed]

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Camden Nguyen]

Sorry, Japanese girls are not so attractive as you.

[Grayson Rivera]

wtf...I lobe Canada now

[Justin Cook]

a ver, pues, como se dice
chupame la polla

[Lincoln White]

No quiero enamorar-te, preta de mierda, abre las piernas.

[Aiden Rodriguez]

¿Qué carajo es lo que acabas de decir sobre mí, pequeña perra? Tienes que saber que me gradué en la parte superior de mi clase en los Navy Seals, y he estado involucrado en numerosas incursiones secretas en Al-Quaeda, y tengo más de 300 muertes confirmadas. Estoy capacitado en la guerra gorila y soy el mejor francotirador en todas las fuerzas armadas de Estados Unidos. No eres nada para mí, más que otro objetivo. Te voy a limpiar con una precisión la cual nunca se ha visto antes en esta Tierra, anota mis putas palabras. ¿Crees que puedes salir a decir esa mierda sobre mí a través de Internet? Piensa otra vez, hija de puta. En estos momentos me pongo en contacto con mi red secreta de espías en los EE.UU. y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este momento por lo que es mejor prepararte para la tormenta, gusana. La tormenta que arrasa con la pequeña cosa patética que llamas tu vida. Eres mujer muerta, chica. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y te puedo matar en más de setecientas maneras, y eso es sólo con mis manos desnudas. No sólo estoy ampliamente entrenado en el combate sin armas, tengo acceso a todo el arsenal de la Marina de los Estados Unidos y lo voy a utilizar en toda su extensión para limpiar tu lamentable culo de la faz del continente, pedazo de mierda. Si tan sólo pudieras haber sabido la profana retribución que tu pequeño comentario "inteligente" estaba a punto de hacer caer sobre ti, tal vez hubieras retenido tu puta lengua. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora estás pagando el precio, Maldita idiota. Cagaré furia sobre ti y te ahogaré en ella. Eres mujer muerta, chica

[Xavier Nelson]

>resurrection of jesus christ

[Lucas Nelson]

me vas a hablar cuando te la doy por el culo.

[Ryan Ortiz]

Why the fuck are you talking to me, golliwog?

[Juan Bell]

golliwog?This is 1875. We say mudshark now!

[Logan Hill]

youtube.com/watch?v=dI5ZuYFkpXY

Everything in this but especially ESTAMOS EN LA B! ESTAMOS EN LA B

[Luis Fisher]

Thank the government for teaching me English.

[Andrew Barnes]

Move on and find a different girl who appreciates the eternal anglo, only a beta would change his life to accomodate a girl.

[Anthony Jones]

>Actually do speak spanish
She looks like a sket anyway, would feign inability to speak.

[Justin Parker]

>argentinos
also, CHI

[Angel Lopez]

Under rated

[Liam Perry]

Estás muy ayy lmao, señorita.
*se arregla el sombrero*

[Benjamin Torres]

besame, besame mucho, como si fuera esta noche la ultima vez

youtube.com/watch?v=2ZSADBhXBm4

[Ethan Williams]

If your brown skin is brown enough you can reach that.

[Nathaniel Gutierrez]

aaaaaaaaajajaja mujer io tiene cazzone muy grosso eh?

[Jose Scott]

kek

[Nolan Brooks]

10/10 you will fuck her

[Owen Roberts]

>Get drunk
>Proceed to talk normally

[Michael Flores]

I would get lost in her..

[Jose Jones]

wtf when did chimps learn to speak English?

[Oliver Stewart]

>"Wow user, you're so rude"

[Anthony Collins]

sorry i dont date negros

[Christopher Robinson]

Estas con suerte morena

[Samuel Powell]

sorry I only date black girls

[Lincoln Robinson]

Fapworthy

[Gavin Bennett]

La única respuesta correcta jaja

[Benjamin White]

stupid wannabe black spic slut

[Grayson Edwards]

>samefagging

[Kayden Nguyen]

Who would date with monkey anyway.

[Austin Roberts]

...

[Adam Powell]

soy hablo un poco espanol pls touch my penis i'm really lonely

[Adrian Edwards]

Yeah you can like this former white man

[Adam Morgan]

¿No tenias una que diera mas asco aun?

[Levi Wood]

Vete a la verga, negra asquerosa

[Ayden Gutierrez]

thanks mr skeletal

[Luis King]

if she is not black i don't know what she is

[Jaxson Gutierrez]

that's what happens when you use too much melanotan

[Lincoln Nguyen]

her facial features don't look black

[Nolan Jenkins]

That's what surgery does.

[Alexander Powell]

She's a mulata

[Hudson Davis]

she must be a little bit mixed but she doesn't have less black blood than any black american

[Luis Sanders]

she looks burnt

[Aiden Hill]

keep quiet and then walk away

[Mason Edwards]

you're mom is mula

[Lincoln Gomez]

...

[Luke Price]

tu quieres bebar me leche

[Gabriel Johnson]

I'd call her 'puta malparida, yo soy UN greco' and assault her with my keyboard

[Austin Hall]

Ayyy. Please tell me you're quebecois

[Jonathan Thomas]

"date" a spic?

[Caleb Brooks]

Yeah sure lul

[Brayden Robinson]

I can tell

[Jonathan King]

EL RIVAKKA
JAJAJAJAJJAA
HOLA MI SENIORITA MI LLAMAS ES PEDRO. COMO ESTA? CAN WE FUCK NOW?

[Alexander Kelly]

Show passport.
Scrape by using Papiamentu.

[Brody Hall]

Seduce her in Spanish.

[Josiah Myers]

It's a nigger with aids.

[Easton Perry]

>Papiamentu

Nigger.

[Eli Thompson]

whats with jap girls and fucked up teeth?

[Nathaniel Richardson]

You could never tell if you met me. Keep trying.

[Michael Bailey]

They have them fucked up on purpose becausse it looks cute, but they go for the vampire thing.

[Charles Hughes]

>"That's okay I only date older white men."

Then I turn 360 radians and walk out.

[Juan Morgan]

Would you use usted for a potential partner your own age? Seems like tu would be more appropriate desu.

[Alexander Edwards]

Indeed.

[Charles Johnson]

>it looks cute
Sounds stupid my toothpaste friend.

[Jaxon Sullivan]

that just depends on the country, in colombia and some central american and caribbean countries is more used usted, in argentina, a region in colombia, and other central american countries is more used vos, and in the other ones is more used tu

[Brayden Barnes]

So you would use usted even for friends/children?

[Jason Robinson]

you could, i'm from the region that uses vos so i would refer to everyone as vos or sometimes usted, some couples use tu because it's nicer and more sweet but most people here think it's gay af

[Lincoln Johnson]

Probably an ubber mongrel with pajeet, black and caucasian blood than hit the genetic looks lotery.

[Jace Davis]

Interesting, never really learned that on any of my Duolingo/Memrise Spanish courses. Thanks.

[Gavin Gonzalez]

She's clearly part black and had surgery

[Hudson Gonzalez]

Is someone there? I need better lighting in this place..

[Joseph Jones]

Here we learned usted is formal, tu informal. Voseo is Argentinian. Guess that is not a rigid rule.

[Josiah Powell]

she didn't have a surgery, just a mestiza with black genes that made her skin look darker, it's regular here

that's how is supposed to be

[Parker Russell]

Is that Esperanza Gomez with a really heavy tan?