New Zeland is LITERALLY less stable than the middle east

>New Zeland is LITERALLY less stable than the middle east

What did he mean by this

>this triggers the Cucktabrian

Earthquakes you mong

earthquakes are interesting

i wish i felt a strong one. we just have weak ones and make me feel excited.

The Middle East is seismic active too so...

Here you go friend, I'm sure your image you uploaded in your OP took at least an hour to upload, so maybe this one will enable you to funpost more efficiently!

Least we're more stable than the Tromps.

>New Zealand is still more stable than your mother's chairs

That cunt was growing drugs for someone

god gives earthquake to push us as far away from you cunts

Watch your fucking language, cunt.

you cunt stop me bru

God of nations
At thy feet

>Bruce types in his funny comment to Sup Forums, and laughs as a fire tornado kills his sheila and his mates in the other room

...

why the f*ck are there so many kiwis on tonight

>why the f*ck are there so many kiwis on tonight
Saturday yes boi

when fuck bois have nobody to fuck on such a fine day

Because your mums a slut.

Ignore the white stars, because I'm a faggot

>whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu types his funny comment to Sup Forums and laughs as his country is rocked by another earthquake and his mum steals avocados midway through a quick sheep root

>steals avocados
Not funny, cunt.

I'll accept jokes about sheep but the avo situation here is not up for laughs.