Is nothing more than a sleazy businessman

>is nothing more than a sleazy businessman
>is constantly credited as "the greatest engineer of our time xD"
Why is this allowed? What exactly did he engineer? All he does is beg for money from his invertors and use that money to underpay/overwork his employees which do all of the work he's credited for.
He's just a Steve Jobs 2.0 in my eyes.

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he engineered paypal, he is a scientist

>is constantly credited as "the greatest engineer of our time xD"
Is he? Never heard that before.

I've usually heard him described as an entrepreneur, not an engineer.

You're mad because you couldnt be a successful fraud like him

He's smarter, more successful, and probably better looking than you could ever hope to be. Take your plebian jealousy somewhere else.
>____ grows in all fields

>engineer
No, Entrepreneur, yes.

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>probably better looking than you
getting plastic surgery to hide your shit genes and disguise yourself as a Chad is probably the single most soy thing one could do.

>t. Jealous NEET

same, I didn't even know he was an actual engineer until recently

>that picture
Ironic

what plastic surgery? The only difference I see is in hair and hair colour.

>what did he ever do, other than start 2 or 3 multi-billion dollar companies?
Right? What a nobody!

>nose
>chin
>eyes
>eyebrows
>mouth

Mein negger...

I could give a shit if he's a baby eating retard cannibal. He shoots shit into space and gets things like hypertubes goin and other evil genius shit. Even if he's uber fail at everything in life, he's one of the few candlelights of hope for the future of a humanity in a pretty dark world sliding into shit.

He was accepted to do an applied physics PhD ant Stanford so he is pretty intelligent at the very least

t. jealous /sci/ poster who wants to hang with the cool anons in Sup Forums

piss off

Musk has done more to further humanity than you ever will in your mom's basement

this one better senpai~~~

why is he sleazy?

Wasting burgers money for science is the right thing to do before dollar fall down and become irrelevant.

normies literally think he designs everything his companies produce
tru

I hope this is ironic
the hypertube is a meme. tesla and spacex were all done with the government's money

incorrect
shooting cars into space isnt exactly making any of us better off
and it never will

>All he does is beg for money from his invertors and use that money to underpay/overwork his employees which do all of the work he's credited for
The only reason you're attacking him is that you can identify him. This describes 9/10 CEOs and big time money bags in the most general sense. They all behave like this. Difference is, Musk is actually visible to the public. Most of these people hide behind shell corporations and pseudonyms so that the press can't figure out who they are thereby making the name-and-shame game difficult once their companies crash.

The reality distortion field is a powerful marketing tool. Musk is learning from the best in that field.

>shooting cars into space isnt exactly making any of us better off
you realize that was just a test payload like when the Russians and Americans shot cats and monkeys into space? right? please tell me you're not that much of a brainlet

>retards like this actually browse Sup Forums

Holy shit we've fallen far haven't we?

He's nothing more than a Sup Forums autists that made it big in life. Probably why all the sperglords here (and everywhere else really) revere him. I mean, if you really need proof he's autistic:
youtube.com/watch?v=B2wRvhbJIQQ

that doesn't explain why normies worship him like he was superhuman
that's what annoys me, not the actual business practices

>want to test rocket
>have option of filling rocket with concrete to simulate weight of astronauts and supplies
>instead, shoot your own luxury product into space for memes and publicity
it was the obvious choice

Because normies are idiots. They also worshipped jobs.

he's the son of Cruella de Ville

The angle of how his head is positioned does make him look different when comparing right to left. Honestly to prove it, you're gonna need left profile pics, right profile pics, yadda yadda you know what I mean.

Here's your (You)

Let's take a look at the things Musk has done
--cofounded paypal in his 20's becoming a self-made billionaire overnight
--single handedly fighting climate change by creating renewable energy projects across the globe
--eliminating dependence on petroleum energy in automobiles by producing sleek and affordable electric cars that get better and better every year, even outpacing the big boys in Detroit on electric vehicles like Ford and GM
--made a company to bore holes through the earth for high speed travel
--literally made his own private space agency that in under 10 years when from small toy rockets to interplanetary behemoths that rival the Saturn V
--does deliveries to the international space station
--bravely stood up to Drumpf for immigrant and LGBTQ+ rights
--will ultimately make a colony on Mars thus spreading the human race permanently into the solar system which will save humanity (as the great Stephen Hawking said we should do)

>spends millions of dollars to launch an overpriced sports car into space using rockets his underpaid engineers and assembly line workers made
>doesn't even hit the target
>Rick and Morty watching soyboys cry with joy and say he's the genius of our time

> it's the "everyone is stupid except me" episode

>ie. every single day of my life

and he also royally cucked Johnny Depp by banging Amber Heard and then dropping her like a sack of potatoes after he was done. dude is based af

>cucked
They hooked up after she got divorced, spergo.

the most important thing is that he has access to a shitload of capital, and does some actual interesting shit with it. he also has a good approach to steering work and setting steep but apprehensible goals.

now, Elon Musk worship is stupid. the hyperloop is fucking stupid. his track record as an employer is basically George Soros tier bad. he should be a more controversial figure than he is now. but a Steve Jobs he is not.

she was still legally married to Depp when Musk was plowing her

>What exactly did he engineer?

The rockets user.
First of all it was his idea to try and land a rocket.
Then it is he who built a company on pocket change budget.
Oh and that was also his idea to grab lors of cash by selling toy cars to retards.
Also he opened OpenAI to fight google's future nlmonopoly ang give us the tools for deepfakes and AI drones and toys.

Also both pics are like 20 years apart?

>the hyperloop is fucking stupid.

It is not though.
Thunderfoot's criticism of it was 1000% retarded, and even spiteful for some reason.As if some chemist knew shit in aerospace field.

The only valid critiques of hyperloop are from economical side. But if it offers you travel as fast as a plane for 5% of the jet fuel cost and without butt probing its gonna be fycking great.

In fact flying is fucking crazy uneconomical, ideas like hyperloop and maglev could offer potentially even faster transportation at a fraction of the cost.

Also it's not for earth.
There is a reason Elon just gave out the idea royalty free and hasn't put anything more into it now than simply allowing people to use his land for testing.

Boring company is just trying to work out the economics of tunneling better, since every tunneling company on earth are scam artists, every tunnel ends up 5 years late and 3x over budget.
Can't have that when building essential infrastrucutre on mars like we can on lobbied and tit-for-tat ol' earth.

>Musk's squeeze got Depp in trouble with Australian Customs and Border Protection
kekked.

the hyperloop is just for rich people, he should be designing mass transit but he won't cos he hates sharing space with the poors

woof woof

thundercuck was spot on with his criticisms
he's not just a chemist, he works in a research nuclear reactor and works with high vacuums in his day to day job
if we're gonna talk qualifications, give yours

>the hyperloop makes perfect sense lmao it lets you basically fly but on land

>thunderfoot is a chemist lmao what does he know about physics

Disprove the issues he brought up in his criticism, faggot

>was spot on with his criticisms
The only correct idea he had was
>hyperloop poses the cuallenges of air and space travel but on earth
They are all solved challenges. when airlight is a trivial thing then doing the same thing on the surface is even easier.

His idea tha depressurusation could result in catastrophic failure is idiotic. I can come up with a bunch of solutions for that in 5 minutes.
For one they could just depressirize entire tunnel or segment of it and stop the trains.

But if you have a problem like that it most likely means that the fucking tunnel collapsed. how often do tunnels collapse?
If it actually did the regulat train is also fucking SHREKD.

His entire video was like
>Oh how dangerous traveling on a carriage without a horse would be! If you run into something there's no horse to stop it!
Thats why there's fucking breaks. No problems mentioned were unsolvable. A fucking LCH is a giant vacuum tunnel and it is doing fine.
>second video muh pipe is rusty
Some things are meant to be rusty.
Somplaining about some rust on a test object that already served purpose is like pretending to be retarded for him.

>the hyperloop is just for rich people,

Yeah, just like aircraft, right? Nobody can afford a ticket to a plane these days.

Hyperloop will have massive set up cost and quite sugnifucant maintenance BUT it will cost next to fucking nothing to run it.

An aircraft spends literal fucktons of fuel to keep itself in the air.

A hyperloop train would move almost withoit any resistance consuming less power than a Toyota Prius

>Disprove the issues he brought up in his criticism, faggot

>MMMUH TUNNEL WOULD LEAK AND SHOOT TRAIN LIKE A GUN

Then you open the valves on both sides, equalize the pressure in front and behind the train and the whole systen safely stops.

What other issues?

>if we're gonna talk qualifications, give yours
Employed engineer at Russian ODK with specialist (5.5 years) degree in turbojet engine design.

he got better looking over the years. so it had to be plastic surgery. no other explanation

He's alpha af tho.

>20 years poor nerd
>40 years rich business man
>looks manlier
>gotta be surgery

Except for hair the rest looks convincing.

>engineer
never even heard people call him an engineer, pretty sure most people don't even know he is one.

he is an amazing business man however.
>but autism
>but luck
no matter who you are, unless you win the lottery it takes some skill to get to where he is at and stay there for a long time, while being able to expend all this energy and money on things have have minimal practical use currently.

That said, most of his quirkiness is probably just an act for the attention and to make him appealing to people.
But i respect him at least, at least he's working toward a goal that's actually pretty cool rather than just sitting on his cash and making the same phone 20 times with a different name.

You dont just open an aerospace company with barely any money as an "ideas guy".
How do you fucking imagine it? Hey guys I'm almost broke but how about you make a rocket for me and i pay you whet it pays off? Are you a retard?

>phd in applied physics and materal science
>not an engineer
Yeah sure.

>be musk
>browsing /gí/looking for ideas for a startup to borrow
>sees op being a hater
>buys 4channel from nu-moot
>now has all your IP address and doxes you to your immediate family

He has a ton of engineers working for him, of course he doesn't design everything.

OP is a salty flat earther, probably thinks moon landings were faked too

he was lead designer of the Falcon Heavy.

I think you missed my entire point.
>not an engineer
said most people probably don't know he is one.

>with no money
he has money, but he made his money (or at least the majority of it) and went off from there.
he has the skill to market his ideas and direct it where he wants without going broke on his stupid ideas.

Idk if bait.

>Use corporate welfare to subsidize advertising stunt for your subsidized car.

It's his money he can spend it on what he wants!

He wanted to move PayPal from *nix to Windows.

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised with how much of a petty cunt this guy is.

Nice digits
Elon was being a good businessman and following the money when he wanted to migrate to the NT kernel

very high quality

C'mon Sup Forums. Enough hate. So he quit Drumpf's business council. So did everyone else with a shred of integrity. Get over it.

Not his fault the governments just WANT TO BLEED MONEY

They would waste money no matter what, on feeding afrikan niggers and useless shit like solar panels.

So he opened tesla to direct the intentionally wasted money to space, rather than Afrika.

And he was actually very nice and respectful about it. He hung on longer than others and said that attacking Trump wouldn't accomplish anything. Dude is smart and savvy af

not sure why Sup Forums hates him spacex is just another successful defense contractor. Must be closet liberals who want our military cucked so the chinese can push us around.

youtube.com/watch?v=QAwiyS5aTcU
Plenty of kek to go around

I refuse to believe any of you have degrees in anything. "Implosion? LMAO just open a couple valves dude"

Sup Forums, what is this thot doing to Elon "our guy" Musk?

>I can make modular computer software using the agile methodology, that means I can easily revolutionize (cars/hotels/space travel/juice/all food/all clothing/water/subways/insert bullshit here)! :)

What if I told you that the air doesnt flow through 10 meters of earth.
And that the mass of said earth creates pressure on the tunnel that is a bunch of times geater than 1atm pressure.

And if somehow the air ends up coming in ots either just a little from a broken pump that can be mitigated by closing the leaking pipe.

Or it means that the tunnel collapsed and you're fucked a big time.

Air doesn't flow through 10 meters of earth but if there is a breach of the tunnel, regardless of how small, the pressures involved can and will suck earth through the breach and the breach will most likely keep getting bigger.

Footrape
Or shoe cucking can't tell
Need to review from another angle possibly

>no one has named one scumbaggy thing he's ever done or even a valid reason to dislike him
so it's just people being jealous then?

Holy fuck, I think I caught autism.

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There must be pumps all over the place andvthey will be sucking harder than the air could come in and when the breach is detected they will stop the trains and go fix it it ASAP.

The only part thats crazy about hyperloop is scale and cost but it is also promissing to pay off in savings because the energy cost of running it will be very small.

Except he doesn't just "beg for money from investors". He took half his money from PayPal and started SpaceX and Tesla with the plan that if they failed he would still have half his money, which was still quite a lot more than any of us will have in a lifetime, and then ended up investing the other half to keep them from failing, literally putting every penny he had into them in hopes that they wouldn't leave him destitute. The gamble paid off, but the fact that he even took that gamble in the first place because he wants to see humanity become something more than it is makes me respect him.

>becomes successful and fixes his balding hairline

lmao no wonder these fat bald fucks on Sup Forums hate him so much. they probably tell themselves "theres nothing I can do about it" when they look in the mirror, the same excuse they use to justify why they're still poor and never found any success.

And now you've just shown that you literally know nothing about Tesla or SpaceX. They were started with his own money, genius.

I pulled the wrong one…

>"""Fixing""" your hairline instead of embracing what you've got and looking alpha as fuck doing it

What did he mean by this?

By fixing his hairline he shows how insecure he really is deep inside. Alpha males are not insecure, they embrace their weaknesses but improve everything else to compensate. Elon chose the beta male's easy way out instead.
See
Now, you may ask, does it matter? Perhaps being alpha/beta is no longer useful because of how our modern world works. It's not about being dominant, but being smart. You could say Elon is the latter.

latimes.com/business/la-fi-hy-musk-subsidies-20150531-story.html
That doesn't include all the government money he has received since that article was published.
youtube.com/watch?v=qU7FuAswPW0
The only legit thing he has done is Paypal.

I mean Elon is pretty autistic but I'm not sure how i would've reacted with an audience that retarded.

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Sounds more like autism t b h.

Windows was cheaper, and everyone was using it, fuck look at you atm right now it runs on winblows

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